#2
Hey there Delilah!


Happy birthday you fuzzy piece of shit!

It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#4
Commencing photoshop in...
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#5
That cat looks like it thinks its better than me.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#9
Caturday!!!!!
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#11
thanks guys


i love the look on her face in that pic, its like "what the hell are you looking at mother****er?"
#12
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RHCP94, that's because it IS.




I know.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#14
Happy Birthday Kitteh!

For her birthday I went and found this song (Written by SonataFanica):

Kitteh
I see u thar watchin' me
Pretteh
Is wat u look lyk to me

And it's teh myddl of teh nite
And I can't contrl mysef
And I know that it's not right
But I gots to dress u up lyk an elf!

*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!

Kitteh
My luv to u is not a lie
Sitteh
On teh cieling kitteh sky

And teh walls r closin' in
And teh doors r slammin' shut
And ur eyes, they beam me in
And I want to rub ur gut!


*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!


PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT ****TEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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#15
i think your cat is now officially a member of the pit....


i'm sorry for your loss


REDIT: such an epic song ^
#16
My cats cuter! I dont have access to a camera right now so I'll find a pic that looks like her, or ill find the pic from the shelter, we adopted her 2 days ago. (so far shes pooped twice in the wrong place, and my dad's like "****, take her back" )
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#19
i think cats are the interwebz favorite animal
cheers to delilah!
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#20
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Old cat is old.
Long cat is looooooooooooooooooong.
Anyone who thinks that music these days is dead doesn't listen to enough music.
#21
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#22
You should make your cat a UG username, and go on it randomly and post for it.


I don't think there is a rule against it, right Frenchy?
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#23
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You should make your cat a UG username, and go on it randomly and post for it.


I don't think there is a rule against it, right Frenchy?


i suppose it wouldnt count as a multiple account, i mean, its not me, its my cat


and if i use her paws to type...
#24
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i suppose it wouldnt count as a multiple account, i mean, its not me, its my cat


and if i use her paws to type...


Just make you sure you message a mod saying the state, and save the PM and then you should be scottfree! And if you get banned, and your cats posts starts increasing, just say she came home from UNI and can't go out because she's grounded.
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#25
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and if i use her paws to type...



like this?
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#27
Quote by brandon369852
Just make you sure you message a mod saying the state, and save the PM and then you should be scottfree! And if you get banned, and your cats posts starts increasing, just say she came home from UNI and can't go out because she's grounded.




hmm i dont know...


ile consider it

EDIT:

i mean theres nothing in the rules that says animals cant have an account, and if they ban delilah then that discrimination!
#29
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But did the cat make the account of it's own volition?



"lilaaa do you want an account on UG? hmm hmm?"

lila stares at me for some time

**"meowwww"


**that means yes in cat language
#30


it IS caturday after all..
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
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#31
In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger
'You ugly muvva fuck a'

I don't mean you of course, but seriously, that cat is uglaayyyy.
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#35
Happy BIRTHDAY KITTEH!

OH LITLE KITTEHHH YEAHHHHHHHH

*starts strumming cheap Yamaha acoustic like an annoying *****

OH KITTEH, dahdhahdhhdah!
#37
My dog is jealoous....
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#39
Well this sure killed the thread.
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#40
It suuure did.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian