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#1
I want a beard that's metal as fvck, but everyone is telling me it looks like pubes and feels like pubes. Then theres people that are like OMG YOU HAVE A BEARD AND YOURE ONLY SOPHOMORE WTF I WISH I COULD HAVE ONE.
I really don't know wtf to do lol I start high school on tuesday.
For all you guys asking for pics, check my profile.
Last edited by RPGoof at Aug 31, 2008,
#4
I could grow a full beard last school year (freshman) It was awesome. Haha, it wasn't pube like though.
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#6
Dude...
How do you have a beard?

Well...I've never seen how much i can grow since i just shave it D:
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#7
Dude, I'm 20 years old, and I have the smallest half ass little Sanchez you've ever seen. I can't grow a beard at all.
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#8
welcome to the beard life. idk what to do about that whole pube thing but my beard goes in a circle on one side. it's nick named the hurricane. but dude i don't see a difference between facial hair and pubes texture maybe?
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#9
Well have you considered that maybe your face is actually just a set of balls? It's something to think about.
#10
your a bit young to be having that intense facial hair
ermm go for stubble?
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#11
Man Beards Are So Cool Though

I Am Telling The Truth I Am Nvr Gonna Shave

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#12
can we see pics of the beard? UG will tell you if they look like pubes.
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#13
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#14
lol shave that ****.
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#15
Pics and pics and more pics, please.
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#16
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Well have you considered that maybe your face is actually just a set of balls? It's something to think about.


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#17
i have an ugly metal beard and yeah it does kinda look like pubes but whatever thats what makes it ugly and Metal

just do it if you want
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#18
Why so many beard threads? Take that shit to Ultimate-Beard!

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#19
lol in my college, we have octoberfest. the whole month of october, we dont shave. lol then at the end we measure who's is the longest. i won the last two years. ive had madd facial hair since 8th grade. im usually clean tho
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#20
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can we see pics of the beard? UG will tell you if they look like pubes.


ya that would be a better idea....
#22
Pics?

And I cant grow a beard quite right....just on the chin...which is a pussy beard.

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#23
Grow the beard sonny!
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#25
Wasn't there some chick with a beard? (damn me for browsing this place for a while before I joined..)
#26
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yeah right ur on. i challenge you to a beard off.
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#27
Keep it man, I'm doing that too, it's been growing for a while, but I get a bunch of compliments.
#28
obvious troll is obvious.
Pics or it didnt happen.
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#29
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yeah right ur on. i challenge you to a beard off.



You know not of what you speak. I will give you a post to withdraw your challenge. If not, the gauntlet will be thrown down. Your puny beard will only lose to the mantle o' man which adorns my face, and it will cry.
#31
Keep it man! when I first started growing mine people didn't like it(well my mom didn't) but when you get it going good you're gonna love it and won't be able to live w/o it.

Now Kinda Off-topic question: Anyone else have a beard that grows in different directions or is it just me? The right side of my face my beard grows sideways and on the left straight down lol.
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#32
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Man Beards Are So Cool Though

I Am Telling The Truth I Am Nvr Gonna Shave

Gandelf Bread Ftfw


lmao nice dude
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#33
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your a bit young to be having that intense facial hair
ermm go for stubble?

lol I've been growing this baby since March, I really don't want to chop it off, but I don't want to get humiliated.
I met a bunch of girls today too and one was being a bitch and kept obsessing about my pube-chin, as it is called sometimes >_>... but then she layed down near me and put her toes in it, it was kind of hot lol
#34
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lol I've been growing this baby since March, I really don't want to chop it off, but I don't want to get humiliated.
I met a bunch of girls today too and one was being a bitch and kept obsessing about my pube-chin, as it is called sometimes >_>... but then she layed down near me and put her toes in it, it was kind of hot lol


Now we're getting somewhere

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#36
Quote by RPGoof
lol I've been growing this baby since March, I really don't want to chop it off, but I don't want to get humiliated.
I met a bunch of girls today too and one was being a bitch and kept obsessing about my pube-chin, as it is called sometimes >_>... but then she layed down near me and put her toes in it, it was kind of hot lol



Rule number 1 of Facial hair: Toes never go in facial hair. Toes only go in pubic hair. If you let that girl treat your facial hair as it is pubic hair, you will only get a penis growing out of your face. If you think being "pube-chin" is bad, wait untill you become "****-nose".
#37
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Now we're getting somewhere

/popcorn

I have no foot fetish or anything, but this chick was hot. Too bad I was high as balls and I was like wtf lolololol
She lives over an hour away too
#38
IMO, it looks a bit retarded right now. The goatee don't work for you, I think.

I had a beard until recently. Everyone gave me shit when I got rid of it.
#39
I live in a family of beards. Can't grow one here in junior year though. Only epic sideburns.
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#40
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yeah right ur on. i challenge you to a beard off.
You want a beard, off?

Then shave, stuipid



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yeah right ur on. i challenge you to a beard off.
You want a beard, off?

Then shave, stuipid
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