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countless cell phones
a guitar
my laptop
and thats all i can think of

lol and I feel bad cause I destroyed my friend's painting border worth 200 $

Dean V79
Randall RG50-TC
Roland MicroCube
damn.. i haven't done anything that bad, probably just put holes in clothing and stuff... i'm not that much of a descructive drunk
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"I like maceroni and cheese" "Yeah well it's not as good as Tool. Did I ever tell you guys about Tool? Lateralus is the best thing ever."
i get aggressive with people rather than inanimate objects (only when i drink vodka for some reason). i waste a lot of money when im sober just being dumb like not paying credit cards etc.
A $90 dollar exercise ball. Stuffing around with it outside, i threw it into the air, landed on a barb wire fence and made a loud pop.

A mates parents were out for the weekend, we ended up making a huge mess in his house
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It probably started at $55 but then he thought "You know what? F&*$ them. 1 dollar extra. pwned noobs."
That bastard...
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my first 3 marriages


I'm sorry but that's quite funny.
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i just got the boss mt-2 metal zone pedal today. i got the adapter for it but how do i know if its charging?
My very surreal drunken experience involved destroying a full size stuffed albino caribou.

I **** you not.
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I crapped during a thunderstorm once.

The turd was almost halfway out when all of a sudden lightening struck outside, causing my anal muscles to contract and drag the turd back inside my body.

I've never felt so odd and unclean since.
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My very surreal drunken experience involved destroying a full size stuffed albino caribou.

I **** you not.


I've never destroyed anything while drunk... but i did make a mess in the restroom... then on the bed...

first thing i did when i woke up was take a shower.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.

WARNING: I kill threads.
A couple glasses. Like $5 worth, I guess. I don't break things when I'm drunk. I just sit down and be cool. Or I hit my head on things when I dance.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
some random 7yr olds bicycle... i woke up with my **** in the spokes....

ima bad person
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So now there's seven guys writhing around on the floor, moaning and holding their 'nads.

Ahh, good times.

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yeah right ur on. i challenge you to a beard off.
You want a beard, off?

Then shave, stuipid
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my junk, i thought it would be funny to mak love to a pair of pipe cutters

damn the reconstruction was expensive

Ur... kidding, right?

Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.

WARNING: I kill threads.
My party in World of Warcraft

My friend's carpet ( to be fair I tried to clean it up with my bare hands)
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My friends have destroyed 2 of my ****ing coffee tables...the last one being 2 weeks ago. SOB's
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I love ham, I'm gay!!!

Buy fresh sliced deli ham and stop being a bitch. Also, never microwave ham ever, it's in strict violation of ham law.
a gazebo and a bath.
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I used to hate chavs until my sister got a smack in the mouth from one. Now I love them.
i once destroyed the front windscreen of a mercedes benz while i walked over it, dunk.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die (about women) - Jens Ludwig

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That made me lol so hard!!!

my dad's BMW.
wasn't too bad, only some busted tail lights and a couple of scratches.
needless to say, i haven't been dad's car since.