#1
The Hub is now in it's last hour, and We Three Kings (or at least Mike and I) have agreed to show everyone what they missed by not visiting us!

Also, there may be a Classic Rock channel in UG Chat coming soon, so if anyone is interested in that keep your eyes on the Project Thread.

Myself being the lazy bastard I am, only archived the last conversation in the Hub. Mike and Matt (Thefallofman and BrainDamage) have some very hilarious things archived, so my post here is a platform for them to show us the greatness.

Without further adieu, let the hilarity ensue!

(last words uttered in the Hub)

01:13] <BrainDamage> I'm leaving in 8 hours for school
[01:13] <BrainDamage> so
[01:15] <BrainDamage> this'll stay up as long as this computer stays on, which probably won't be very long
[01:15] <BrainDamage> goodnight, see you on UG
[01:37] <Thefallofman> Well this is depressing
[01:37] <Thefallofman> but yep, see you guys over there :-(
[01:38] <Thefallofman> actually I bet neither of you will see what I just wrote
[01:38] <Thefallofman> So I could just be like
[01:38] <Thefallofman> MEATBALLS!
[01:38] <Thefallofman> and nobody would know.
[01:38] <Thefallofman> how about that????
[01:39] <Thefallofman> Now that's going out with a bang. A meaty bang at that.
[01:39] <Thefallofman> And with that I bid thee farewell, UG Lossless Hub.
[08:41] <Kory> Bye everybody!
[08:42] <Kory> meaty bangs are definitely the best kind of bangs, by the way
#2
At least I was part of the experience, even if I was only there for about 10 minutes.
#3
Yea, I regret not showing up more often. I think I was on for two or three days, then kinda lost track of it...
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#4
Without further adieu, I bring you the complete UG Lossless Hub archive:

This will be divided into multiple posts, due to how friggin' huge it is.


[00:13] <Kory> You could abuse him somehow.
[00:13] <BrainDamage> I could send him some anthrax
[00:13] <BrainDamage> or like
[00:13] <BrainDamage> put some HCl in a box
[00:14] <BrainDamage> then have the HCl shoot out when he opens
[00:14] <gtrplyr54> dude, i love Hi-C
[00:14] <BrainDamage> Hi-C =/= HCl
[00:14] <BrainDamage> Drink some HCl, see what happens

[23:13] <Kory> Matt killed me. I am dead.
[23:13] <BrainDamage> 'tis but a scratch
[23:13] <Thefallofman> <3
[23:13] <Kory> </#
[23:13] <Kory> </3
[23:14] <Kory> ****. Somewhat loses it's effect when you mess it up.
[23:14] <Thefallofman> "</#" hahahahahahahahahaha
[23:14] <BrainDamage> haha
[23:14] <Thefallofman> I was looking at that thinking "what the **** does that mean?!" ... it's a broken hearted waffle or something.
[23:14] <BrainDamage> hahahaha
[23:14] <BrainDamage> hahahahahahaha
[23:14] <Kory> Ha-ha. Aren't I the screw-up.
[23:15] <BrainDamage> a broken hearted waffle

[19:39] <Kory> Woah, if you were ever a superhero, you could be Captain Connolly!
[19:39] <Kory> Matt could be Kolonel Kornreich
[19:40] <Kory> And I'd be Korporal Kory.
[19:40] <Thefallofman> Oh man!!!
[19:40] <Thefallofman> That's genius!
[19:40] <Thefallofman> Sergeant Stonegolem!
[19:40] <Kory> O.o
[19:40] <Kory> That's eerie
[19:41] <Kory> Junior Jono
[19:41] <Thefallofman> hahahahaha this is awesome
[19:41] <Thefallofman> General Gtrplyr

<Thefallofman> lossy files killed my father
<Thefallofman> and raped my mother!
<BrainDamage> who hasn't raped your mother?
<Kory> oedipus complex lossy files!
<Kory> OHHHHHHWWWWNEED

[23:39] <Kory> Mike took the cookie from the cookie jar!
[23:39] <Thefallofman> hahahahahaha
[23:40] <Kory> dammit Mike
[23:40] <Kory> do the rest of the rhyme!
[23:40] <Thefallofman> Who, me? Couldn't be!
[23:40] <Kory> yes you!
[23:41] *** ** Thefallofman wonders if there's more to the rhyme
[23:41] *** ** Kory sighs.
[23:41] <Kory> 'who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?'
[23:41] <Kory> 'kory stole the cookie from the cookie jar'
[23:41] <Kory> 'who, me?'
[23:41] <Kory> 'yes, you!'
[23:41] <Kory> 'Couldn't be!'
[23:41] <Kory> 'then who?!'
[23:41] <Thefallofman> I failed, Kory. I failed.
[23:42] <Kory> 'MIKE stole the cookie from the cookie jar!'
[23:42] <Kory> Go scrub the fail off your skin.
[23:42] <Thefallofman> Hey, gtrplyr is here too. He's sitting quietly in the corner, he probably took the damn cookie.
[23:42] <Kory> gtrplyr took the cookie from the cookie jar!
[23:43] *** ** Kory waits patiently for the retort.
[23:44] <Kory> who, him?
[23:44] <Kory> yes him!
[23:44] <Kory> coudln't be!
[23:44] <Kory> then WHO!?!
[23:44] <Thefallofman> We should've said "Who, he?", "yes, he!", "probably!"
[23:45] <Kory> ****
[23:45] <Kory> You're such a goddamn genis
[23:45] <Kory> oh, that's great, I spelled genius wrong.
[23:45] <Thefallofman> hahahahahahaha
[23:45] <Thefallofman> This whole thing is going in the archive.
[23:45] <Kory> who, he? yes he! couldn't be! probably! oh wait, it was him.
[23:46] <Thefallofman> It was him. He's not talking because he ran off with that cookie.
[23:46] <Kory> Damn gtrplyr.
[23:46] <Kory> Hordeing the cookies that are all rightfully ours.
[23:47] <Kory> NOT yours.
[23:47] <Kory> OURS.
[23:47] <Kory> Dammit.
[23:47] <Kory> You should be ashamed of yourself.
[23:48] <Kory> I know I am.
[23:48] <Thefallofman> Me too. Me too.

[00:32] <Kory> I logged on to MSN tonight after I downloaded the program
[00:33] <Kory> which I rarely do.
[00:33] <Kory> And this girl I don't really know messages me saying that I hadn't been on in awhile.
[00:33] <Kory> We converse, we start talking about high schools.
[00:33] <Kory> I'm getting the impression that she's annoying/dumb
[00:34] <Kory> since she's going to drive from tilbury (like 20 minutes from my town) to go to a high school in my town, since apparently Tilbury has a lot of drugs in it's schools.
[00:34] <Kory> And it does.
[00:34] <Kory> So.
[00:34] <Kory> I talk about sports teams, she says she's not trying out for any since she can't get a ride.
[00:34] <Kory> And said if she wanted to go to the Tilbury high school, she could ride her bike.
[00:34] <Kory> OR
[00:34] <Kory> hitchhike to school, since that's what her brother did sometimes.
[00:35] <Kory> She says 'my brother's all big and muscley, so he could do it, but I'm pretty small and a girl so I'm scared someone might rape me'
[00:35] <Kory> 'but if they did rape me, it's not like they'd be taking anything away from me'
[00:35] <Kory> *facepalm*
[00:36] <Kory> So I get an idea for the best wordplay I've ever thought of.
[00:36] <Kory> I say
[00:37] <Kory> 'sorry if you find this insensitive, but if someone raped you, they wouldn't really be taking anything away from you, they'd be giving you something'
[00:37] <Kory> ba dum tsch.
[00:37] <Thefallofman> hahahahahahahahaha

[21:48] <Thefallofman> Hey, will this plugin work with Foobar2000?
[21:49] <Kory> My cat has 7 fingers on each paw!
[21:49] <Thefallofman> 7? whoa!
[21:49] <BrainDamage> that's what I've got
[21:49] <BrainDamage> (foobar2000, not 7 fingers)

[21:54] <Kory> what plugin do I get?>
[21:55] <Kory> wait
[21:55] <Kory> i got it
[21:55] <Kory> never mind.
[21:55] <BrainDamage> 0.3.14 is the plugin
[21:55] <BrainDamage> for foobar 0.8.3
[21:55] <Thefallofman> I gave your mom a plugin.
[21:55] <BrainDamage> BAM
[21:55] <Kory> what was it for?
[21:55] <Kory> to play lossy files?
[21:56] <Kory> Because that's a really portable music player right there.
[21:56] <Thefallofman> no
[21:56] <BrainDamage> I assumed it was Make Babies v3.546
[21:56] <Thefallofman> yes sir
[21:56] <Thefallofman> and then I ate the baby
[21:57] <Thefallofman> Further solidifying my place as metalfan#1 and 2
[21:56] <Kory> Here's the kicker.
[21:57] <Kory> You're going to be kicking yourself after this
[21:57] <Kory> My mom had cervical cancer when she was 29, forcing the removal of her ovaries and hence forcing my adoption.
[21:57] <Kory> So too bad she can't have babies, huh?
[21:57] <BrainDamage> ouch
[21:58] <Thefallofman> with a pen0r like mine, anyone can have babies.
[21:58] <Kory> owned?
[21:58] <Kory> oh man.
[21:58] <Kory> That was harsh.
[21:58] <BrainDamage> yet hilarious
[21:58] <BrainDamage> and I guess you can call Kory's comment an owned
[21:59] <Kory> If someone had a pen0r like yours, they'd be very angry at mother nature.
[21:59] <Thefallofman> There's a picture of me eating the baby, I just found it
[22:00] <Kory> I have a feeling I'm about to get rick roll'd
[22:00] <Thefallofman> http://io.uwinnipeg.ca/~vincent/4500.6-001/Cosmology/time-goya-painting.gif
[22:00] <BrainDamage> jesus
[22:00] <BrainDamage> what the hell is that?
Hey, I'm Mike.
#5
[18:57] <Kory> Is this room service? 'cause if it ain't, it must be the veteran's hospital.
[19:16] <BrainDamage> I'd like a green hocker in a greyhound locker. Smoke it in the pygmy tylyte
[19:22] <Kory> and one glass eye
[19:22] <Kory> ONE glass eye!
[19:22] <Kory> amd amother glass eye!
[19:22] <Kory> make that TWO glass eyes!
[19:23] <BrainDamage> how about our special, the crystal kidney?
[19:23] <Kory> and you might as well throw in a crystal kidney while your at it
[19:23] <BrainDamage> so let me get this straight
[19:24] <BrainDamage> two glass eyes, a crystal kidney and a green hocker in a greyhound locker, all smoked in the pygmy twylyted
[19:24] <BrainDamage> twylyte*
[19:24] <Kory> you've got that right!
[19:24] <Kory> but here's the problem
[19:24] <Kory> we're working musicians up here.
[19:24] <Kory> We have needs, see.
[19:24] <Kory> We need it fast.
[19:24] <BrainDamage> I see
[19:24] <Kory> And when I say fast, I mean FAST
[19:24] <BrainDamage> well
[19:24] <BrainDamage> we'll send the fastest we have
[19:24] <Kory> I need you to send that all up with your fastest guy available.
[19:25] <BrainDamage> trust me when I say it will be up before you can say RDNZL
[19:25] <BrainDamage> you know who we'ze a gonna send?
[19:25] <BrainDamage> mike mike mike
[19:25] <Kory> who are you a gonna send?
[19:25] <BrainDamage> connollyyyyyy
[19:25] <BrainDamage> mike mike mike
[19:25] <BrainDamage> connollyyyyyy
[19:25] <Kory> I'm excited already!
[19:26] <Kory> *ring ring ring*
[19:26] <BrainDamage> hello?
[19:26] <Kory> yes, room service?
[19:26] <BrainDamage> this is room service, yes
[19:26] <Kory> room service, I believe you told me you were going to send up all of my order with your fastest fellow around
[19:27] <Kory> that he'd be here before I could say RDNZL
[19:27] <BrainDamage> you mean you didn't get it?
[19:27] <Kory> This connolly fellow.
[19:27] <Kory> No, he's not here yet
[19:27] <BrainDamage> that's right
[19:27] <BrainDamage> hmm
[19:27] <BrainDamage> well
[19:27] <BrainDamage> he was our fastest employee and it just so happens he's our only employee
[19:27] <BrainDamage> so I believe you are **** out of luck
[19:28] <BrainDamage> ALTHOUGH
[19:28] <Kory> Now room service, that doesn't impress me very much.
[19:28] <BrainDamage> there is this ancient eskimo legened
[19:28] <BrainDamage> legend*
[19:28] <BrainDamage> wherein it is written
[19:28] <BrainDamage> (on whatever it is that they write it on up there)
[19:28] <BrainDamage> that if your room service never arrives, you go trudging across the tundra
[19:28] <BrainDamage> mile after mile
[19:29] <BrainDamage> (get your shoes and socks on, it's actually right around the corner)
[19:29] <Kory> mile after mile
[19:29] <BrainDamage> to the parish of St. Alphonzos
[19:29] <BrainDamage> I hear they have some mighty fine pancakes
[19:29] <Kory> mighty fine pancakes you say?
[19:30] <BrainDamage> yessir, they're the finest in the town
[19:30] <Kory> in the tundra, that is.
[19:30] <Kory> Well, room service,
[19:30] <Kory> That sounds awful nice
[19:31] <Kory> but I think we've exhausted all the possibilities of this routine, do you suggest we end it?
[19:31] <BrainDamage> Yes
[19:31] <BrainDamage> ahahaha
[19:31] <BrainDamage> that was too good
[19:31] <Kory> i had no clue what I was doing there.
[19:32] <BrainDamage> that's your typical Room Service routine
[19:32] <Kory> When the second call started, I believe I went somewhat off routine.
[19:32] <BrainDamage> actually, it was right on
[19:32] <Kory> alright.
[19:33] <BrainDamage> oh man
[19:33] <BrainDamage> that's one for the archives
[19:34] <Kory> score!

[19:42] <Kory> ;-(
[19:43] <Kory> I am having a rough time with the shift button tonight. I tried to type it at first and it came out as ' ;_9 '
[19:43] <Kory> which would be quite the trick if you could make that face

[21:15] <Kory> I hate it at shows when people yell out songs for the band to play.
[21:15] <Kory> The band will play whatever the **** they want, leave them alone
[21:16] <Kory> They're not taking requests.
[21:16] <Kory> Although I did do that at the Protest the Hero show...which I'm now ashamed of.
[21:16] <Thefallofman> Yeah, me too. Thrice has a big problem of people yelling "DEADBOLT!" which they always do anyway. It's begun to annoy the band, though they're too nice to say it.
[21:17] <Kory> I'd call everyone out on it if I was in the band
[21:17] <Thefallofman> hahaha me too!
[21:17] <Kory> 'oh, it's request hour now? Drop a quarter into my butt and pull my arm. I'll play whatever you want'

[22:14] <Kory> YES
[22:15] <Kory> 59 SECONDS
[22:15] <BrainDamage> now do it blindfolded
[22:15] <Kory> that's what your mom said.
[22:15] <Kory> and I was like
[22:15] <Kory> 'naw, I just lovez lookin' atchou, baby!'
[22:16] <Kory> So I didn't do it blindfolded.
[22:16] <BrainDamage> then proceeded to break your previous record and finish in just under 30 seconds
[22:16] <Kory> that's an innuendo if I've ever heard one

[22:20] <BrainDamage> what the **** I can't decide on an email address
[22:21] <Kory> I'm not even going to try and help you out anymore
[22:21] <Kory> I can't win with you.
[22:21] <Thefallofman> Yeah Matt, that's why he's been sleeping with me.
[22:22] <Kory> shhh!
[22:22] <Thefallofman> No Kory, he would've found out anyway
[22:22] <Thefallofman> It's for the best
[22:22] <Kory> well I didn't want it to happen this way
[22:22] <Kory> top or bottom?
[22:23] <Kory> talking about minesweeper here

[00:46] <Kory> man
[00:46] <Kory> sounds like I should see this band live
[00:47] <Kory> So, Grace Potter:
[00:47] <Kory> 1. plays guitar
[00:47] <Kory> 2. likes CR and TBC
[00:47] <Kory> 3. is hot
[00:47] <Kory> the ideal woman?
[00:47] <Thefallofman> You should, and you should stand next to Grace's organ.
[00:48] <Thefallofman> hahahahaha I mean the instrument... not her, uhh, organ.
[00:48] <Thefallofman> YES!
[00:48] <Kory> ewwww
[00:49] <Kory> hahahaha
[00:49] <Thefallofman> sorry about that one, hahahaha
[00:49] <Kory> 'not her, uhh, organ'
[00:49] <Kory> that's just great
[00:49] <Kory> and really weird
[00:50] <Kory> and can just imagine what the concert experience would be like then
[00:51] <Thefallofman> hahahahahahaha
[00:51] <Kory> that might be, like the single greatest moment in the hub's existence
[00:51] <Thefallofman> by the way, she also offered free hugs at the merch booth after the show... but when I got there she wasn't there.
[00:52] <Kory> holy ****
[00:52] <Kory> what the hell man
[00:52] <Thefallofman> I know!!
[00:52] <Kory> you have to capitalise on these opportunitys
[00:52] <Thefallofman> I tried...
[00:52] <Kory> hahaha
[00:52] <Kory> I think we need to go to a show together]
[00:52] <Thefallofman> Next time, I'M GONNA HUG GRACE POTTER DAMMIT!!
[00:52] <Thefallofman> Someday it will happen
[00:53] <Kory> just hop on stage and do it
[00:53] <Kory> if you time it right
[00:53] <Kory> no one will mind
[00:53] <Kory> like during the drum solo
[00:54] <Thefallofman> i dunno... she's busy beating on a floor tom at that point, and hitting cymbals really damn hard
[00:54] <Thefallofman> she could probably take me out
[00:55] <Thefallofman> i've got it!! here's the plan:
[00:55] <Kory> hahaha
[00:56] <Thefallofman> i'm going to get up on stage, "accidentally" get in the way, get knocked the **** out by Grace Potter, she'll feel bad and I'll capitalize on the hug opportunity
[00:56] <Kory> genius!
[00:56] <Kory> it's like you're the brain
[00:57] <Kory> from pinky and the brain
[00:57] <Thefallofman> hahahahahaha
[00:57] <Thefallofman> I don't know how believable it is that I'd get up on stage and accidentally get in the way though
[00:58] <Kory> 'are you pondering what I'm pondering, pinky?' 'yes brain, but if they called them sad meals, no one would buy them!'
Hey, I'm Mike.
#6
This thread should have been called "The Best Thread To Ever Appear On UG" so it would get the attention it deserves.
Hey, I'm Mike.
#7
glad to see this on here, sorry i haven't been on lately, i haven't had much time with school and football, hopefully this will bring attention to the hub
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so whats this pink floyd guy's middle name anyway?
#8
Haha, apparently you've been gone long enough to not know that the Hub is finished. That's why we posted the archives.
Hey, I'm Mike.
#9
I'd be happy with a Classic Rock chat channel or something similar that is simple and elegant. Not so much for the topics of discussion as the wicked cool people involved.
#10
I bring you the true last words uttered in the Hub:

9:24] <Thefallofman> Highway 61 Revisited should have had a different tracklisting. Tombstone Blues would have been the best opening song EVER.
[19:25] <Thefallofman> I mean considering what the album did to Dylan, his sound and his fans I think "the sweet pretty things are in bed now, of course..." would have summed up the whole deal with the first line of the album.
[19:25] <Thefallofman> This is the random nonsense I ponder.
[19:28] <Thefallofman> And speaking of Tombstone Blues, Richie Havens kicks that songs ass.
[19:28] <Thefallofman> And speaking of Richie Havens, I'm seeing him next Sunday.
[19:28] <Thefallofman> sha bam!
#11
Haha, maybe those weren't the best words for the Hub to go out on...

But my point stands.
Hey, I'm Mike.
#12
Posting these without my permission, eh?

*reaches for banhammer*

Only kidding

Even if there were only three people logged in most of the time, I'm still proud that I was able to get this thing up and running. You guys are a riot to talk to. Room Service was by far the best conversation that took place on the hub.
How to achieve Frank Zappa's guitar tone:
Quote by Thefallofman
Step 1: Buy a Gibson SG
Step 2: Insert Green Ringer, EQ, 3 dead squirrels and a microwave into said SG
Step 3: Plug in and freak the **** out.
#14
^Aww damn, you're right. Matt would've appreciated that one...

Edit: actually, he probably would've just said "wait, you didn't know they were from different planets? Actually they last toured Chris' native planet of Plumboopus in '02 and ended the tour with a Peace Anyway->jam that lasted for 6 days. It was also the last time they played the Thorn's Progress jam with Thorn In My Pride."


*sits back and waits for Matt to inform us of the real last time they played Thorn's Progress*


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Hey, I'm Mike.
Last edited by Thefallofman at Sep 1, 2008,
#16
Quote by Thefallofman
^Aww damn, you're right. Matt would've appreciated that one...

Edit: actually, he probably would've just said "wait, you didn't know they were from different planets? Actually they last toured Chris' native planet of Plumboopus in '02 and ended the tour with a Peace Anyway->jam that lasted for 6 days. It was also the last time they played the Thorn's Progress jam with Thorn In My Pride."
where was I for this discussion and why wasn't it archived?

Quote by thefallofman
*sits back and waits for Matt to inform us of the real last time they played Thorn's Progress*


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June 28, 2005
How to achieve Frank Zappa's guitar tone:
Quote by Thefallofman
Step 1: Buy a Gibson SG
Step 2: Insert Green Ringer, EQ, 3 dead squirrels and a microwave into said SG
Step 3: Plug in and freak the **** out.
#17
Quote by BrainDamage
where was I for this discussion and why wasn't it archived?

That one was a couple nights ago... you were gone by that point. Same conversation the whole "Grace Potter's organ" thing came from.

It wasn't archived because I suck.

Quote by BrainDamage
June 28, 2005

Hey, I'm Mike.
#19
Quote by Maet
At least I was part of the experience, even if I was only there for about 10 minutes.


ditto despite the fact that my Vista wouldn't work properly with DC++ and I was too lazy to try to get it to work for more than a couple of attempts
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