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#1
So after reading the thread about girls checking out guys, it made me think, if you were the opposite sex, what do you think you would be like?

I think i would either be one of those kind of odd hippyish girls, or just a bit of a bitch lol.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
Last edited by donender at Aug 31, 2008,
#2
I'd be a girl who would press her bare boobs on windows in public JUST FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL!
#3
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I'd be a girl who would press her bare boobs on windows in public JUST FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL!


Family Guy.

I.... don't really know? I'll answer after seeing some more answers.

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#4
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I'd be a girl who would press her bare boobs on windows in public JUST FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL!


THE SEXUAL THRILL!!!!!
#6
I would be a person who used the searchbar.
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#7
I'd be one ugly bitch.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#8
I would be a girl

I would have a mirror

I would have a Cucumber

I would live a lonely life
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#9
I'd be a freak.

6'5 girl walking around would creep some people out.
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#10
I think I'd be a bitch. Or lesbian (can't imagine a life of not liking boobs xD).
Though if I were straight, a guy would DAMN sure be lucky to have me (unless I was really ugly) xD
#11
I expect I'd be much the same but with a few anatomical differences.
#14
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Family Guy.

I.... don't really know? I'll answer after seeing some more answers.


When was that in FG? Must have missed that one.
#16
I don't want a penis...
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#18
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When was that in FG? Must have missed that one.


I can't remember, but it was Joe who said it.

I dunno, but I'd be hot.

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#19
I'd think about shoes a lot more than I do as a male. Plus I'd take every opportunity available to nose in on other people's relationships and cause conflict.

Just your everyday female I suppose
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#21
boooooobs!

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#22
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but they're fun...

I wouldn't know
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#25
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I don't want a penis...


You like having a period, pissing sitting down, and having to wipe no matter what you put in the toilet?

Oh and wearing a bra.
#26
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I wouldn't know

I COULD start making nice suggestions now
but I won't. Just mentioning them is good enough for the 'uggg... men' feeling ^^
#27
Quote by red18420
You like having a period, pissing sitting down, and having to wipe no matter what you put in the toilet?

Oh and wearing a bra.

Yes, I do. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#28
Quote by red18420
You like having a period, pissing sitting down, and having to wipe no matter what you put in the toilet?

Oh and wearing a bra.


but we have boobs envy me! mine are big.
ups a daisy!
#30
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but we have boobs envy me! mine are big.

Lol!
You have big boobs, but WE're the ones that get to enjoy them xD (unless you're lesbian, then you can have a go with boobs as well).
YOU're the ones that are stuck with 2 bumps on ur chest, having to take care of them, having complexes about them (which I rlly don't understand. Men don't care THAT much usually), etc.
#31
I'd probably be the weirdest girl ever. a total loony. but, I'd be big boobed (family thing, makes me sad, small defeats all) and I'd be of medium height.

and thin.

so I guess I'd be hot in the pits opinion. especially if I keep my eyes.

lol. but I'd hate periods. that crap smells disgusting.
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#32
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Lol!
You have big boobs, but WE're the ones that get to enjoy them xD (unless you're lesbian, then you can have a go with boobs as well).
YOU're the ones that are stuck with 2 bumps on ur chest, having to take care of them, having complexes about them (which I rlly don't understand. Men don't care THAT much usually), etc.



....


haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#33
Im strangely attracted to Happy Day now...
Ill be expecting an e-slap right about now

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#34
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I'd hate periods. that crap smells disgusting.

How do you
nvm, I don't think I wanna know
#35
Well if women didn't have periods, you guys wouldn't be here..unless you're some sort of test tube baby..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#36
Quote by Happy Day
but we have boobs envy me! mine are big.



You mean you have extra weight that causes back problems? Once you go man, you never go back.
#37
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How do you
nvm, I don't think I wanna know

I'll tell you anyway.

I have a very sharing sister. we share a bathroom. and the bathroom smelled disgusting one week, just terrible. so I took out the little trashcan right? there was a little moldy tampon stuck to the bottom. litterally glued. I had to pull that little thing off. ewww.
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#38
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Well if women didn't have periods, you guys wouldn't be here..unless you're some sort of test tube baby..

Meh, periods aren't always THAT bad (depends on the girl a lot)
But...
I've been through a lot of stuff in my life
And I DON'T know how 'that stuff' smells, nor do I want to know how that guy knows it xD

Imagine:
Me: "Honey, can I have a quick sniff?"
Mary: ""
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....


haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#39
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I'll tell you anyway.

I have a very sharing sister. we share a bathroom. and the bathroom smelled disgusting one week, just terrible. so I took out the little trashcan right? there was a little moldy tampon stuck to the bottom. litterally glued. I had to pull that little thing off. ewww.

Oh, ok
Me n my family share bathroom as well but
Never had that before xD
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haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#40
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Oh, ok
Me n my family share bathroom as well but
Never had that before xD

I probably wouldn't mind if it wasn't for that.

traumatic experiences. ugh.
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