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#1
Think about it. The ones that get knocked up most are the hot people. So in theory, that's what is gonna be passed down through our genes. Our vanity will slow down our evolution. What do you guys think?
#2
artifical insemination

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EDIT: Also, we'll never be as cute as:

Kittens, seal pups, horses, puppies, giant aardvarks, those little things with long noses but they look like bambis, penguin babies etc etc
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#6
Actually, looking at the thread title...
"Most attractive species"?

Are you comparing people to animals in terms of sexual attraction? Zoophile...
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#7
nah uglies are easy and usually stupid, so more ugly offspring are created
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#8
I thought this at one point, but really it's just the loose/stupid ones that will get knocked up the most.

(and that's completely ignoring actual psychological arguments against this, such as Goffman's matching hypothesis)
#11
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Seriously though, people have different tastes in partners, some people like fat girls while most don't, some people don't like blondes, others love them.


True. And then there's the random assortment of genes. Mummy's nose may look good on mummy, and daddy's forhead on daddy... but put the two together and you've got something you want to lock up in a church with Quasimodo.
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True. And then there's the random assortment of genes. Mummy's nose may look good on mummy, and daddy's forhead on daddy... but put the two together and you've got something you want to lock up in a church with Quasimodo.

At least Quasimodo will have a friend.
#14
Quote by Cheesepuff
Think about it. The ones that get knocked up most are the hot people. So in theory, that's what is gonna be passed down through our genes. Our vanity will slow down our evolution. What do you guys think?

Your first premise is fundamentally wrong. What basis do you have for saying that? YOU only want to knock up hot people. But when you grow up a little, you'll see that once everyone has matured, they start to find the people around them attractive and there isn't an obsession with "hot."
#15
anyone else seen the video of the baby panda? now that IS cute! link in a second
EDIT:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7585607.stm
Oh, and on topic. Sure, the hot girls are getting 'knocked up' but there are plenty of fugly girls getting pregnant too, probably more often
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EDIT: Also, we'll never be as cute as:

Kittens, seal pups, horses, puppies, giant aardvarks, those little things with long noses but they look like bambis, penguin babies etc etc

Don't forget the warthog babies.... actually no, please do, they don't grow up so cute


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Standards of beauty change. People have different tastes. Hot people may become ugly, especially after having kids. Ugly people have kids, anyway. That's how you were born.

Plus 2 less-than-attractive parents can have a child that grows up to be attractive.
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#18
I find the hot girls of the 60's/70's hotter than the hot girls of today. Maybe cuase they have more natural beauty.
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Plus 2 less-than-attractive parents can have a child that grows up to be attractive.


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#22
Genetic engineering...

In that way, we can switch genes from hot people and give em our genes!! Evil!!
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#29
Quote by meh!
artifical insemination

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EDIT: Also, we'll never be as cute as:

Kittens, seal pups, horses, puppies, giant aardvarks, those little things with long noses but they look like bambis, penguin babies etc etc


most of the things you named can't reproduce yet.

they grow up to be ugly amirite
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#30
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most of the things you named can't reproduce yet.

they grow up to be ugly amirite

Wrong!!

Cats are still cute!


And cats can start breeding from since they're about a year old.
#31
you're argument makes alot of sense, but who are the hot people getting done by? ugly people with loads of cash?

also you forgot to consider fat love.

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EDIT: Also, we'll never be as cute as:

Kittens, seal pups, horses, puppies, giant aardvarks, those little things with long noses but they look like bambis, penguin babies etc etc




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#32
The existence of rednecks proves the first post false.
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#33
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Think about it. The ones that get knocked up most are the hot people. So in theory, that's what is gonna be passed down through our genes. Our vanity will slow down our evolution. What do you guys think?

Except that we have this beautiful thing called contraception. I mean a chick dosen't make herself look pretty because she desperately wants a kid lol In the end the average people make all the children.
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#35
'ugly offspring'?
i'm offended.




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wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#36
Quote by meh!
artifical insemination

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EDIT: Also, we'll never be as cute as:

Kittens, seal pups, horses, puppies, giant aardvarks, those little things with long noses but they look like bambis, penguin babies etc etc

Or Neil Patrick Harris.


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#37
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Under sexual selection we would expect either (or both) the most successful and/or the most attractive people (in nature success and attraction are often one and the same) to mate successfully and pass on their genes while the losers and the mingers went without, but this doesn't actually appear to be the case, poor people and ugly people get married and have offspring all the time.


I'd agree with that paragraph completely.
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#38
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never post that again.

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#39
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Think about it. The ones that get knocked up most are the hot people. So in theory, that's what is gonna be passed down through our genes. Our vanity will slow down our evolution. What do you guys think?

Ever watched the Jeremy Kyle show? Proves you wrong. SO wrong.
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#40
Quote by Cheesepuff
The ones that get knocked up most are the hot people.


This isn't really true, as hot girls get to choose who to fvck, whereas ugly ones will put out for anyone and end up gettin' 'well preggerz'

Although I heard a theory once, that the huiman race will divide into two subspecies, one will be tall, smart and hot, and the other will be short and fvck-ugly, because hot people will only bone hot people, and ugguns are left with ugguns
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