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Main article is here with lots of pics and vids.

A day after Sarah Palin made us believe we could grow up to be president if this comedy writing thing doesn't pan out, we stumble across the greatest rumor since Hillary Clinton is a lesbian- Sarah's 4 month old son, Trig, is actually her grandson. Trig's real mom, suggests the internet underbelly, is Sarah's teenage daughter, Bristol. "Comments from the left field" points out that Sarah never looked pregnant, and Bristol was taken out of school for 4 or 5 months because she got "mono," an illness we remember from a Brady Bunch episode. (Someone double check with Michelle Obama.) Would a 44-year-old woman with four kids out of diapers, embarking on her first governorship, really get pregnant? Or would a 17-year-old, living in a small Alaska town with conservative parents who didn't tell her about condoms, starting fooling around and accidentally get knocked up? We hope it's not true, for little Trig's sake. But we also hoped John Edwards would never cheat on awesome Elizabeth with that toad Rielle. Sometimes politics is stranger than fiction. Frances Quinn Hunter and Trig Palin, America demands a day of bi-partisan paternity tests.


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#4
Wow!

Never lol'd ever since they made the theory of Hitler and Hillary Clinton!!

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#5
maybe her daughter's just a chubby?
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#6
thats actually an interesting theory.


id get her daughter pregnant.

hell, id get her pregnant.


EDIT: notice how she is kind of shunned away from the rest of the family in that picture? like all the others are close, and have their arms around eachother and such. she is just standing on the side all alone.
#8
This woman scares the living shit out of me.


No joke
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#9
I heard her husband is a semi-pro snow mobiler...
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A day after Sarah Palin made us believe we could grow up to be president if this comedy writing thing doesn't pan out, we stumble across the greatest rumor since Hillary Clinton is a lesbian- Sarah's 4 month old son, Trig, is actually her grandson. Trig's real mom, suggests the internet underbelly, is Sarah's teenage daughter, Bristol. "Comments from the left field" points out that Sarah never looked pregnant, and Bristol was taken out of school for 4 or 5 months because she got "mono," an illness we remember from a Brady Bunch episode. (Someone double check with Michelle Obama.) Would a 44-year-old woman with four kids out of diapers, embarking on her first governorship, really get pregnant? Or would a 17-year-old, living in a small Alaska town with conservative parents who didn't tell her about condoms, starting fooling around and accidentally get knocked up? We hope it's not true, for little Trig's sake. But we also hoped John Edwards would never cheat on awesome Elizabeth with that toad Rielle. Sometimes politics is stranger than fiction. Frances Quinn Hunter and Trig Palin, America demands a day of bi-partisan paternity tests.

Palin's parents probably never told her, that's why she's got five kids.

EDIT:
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hell, id get her pregnant.

Agreed.
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Palin's parents probably never told her, that's why she's got five kids.



And even if one of them was the result of a brutal and horrific assault and rape by a member of her own family, she'd never allow herself to get an abortion.
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...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
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#12
It wouldn't surprise me. Her daughter is pretty hot.
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#14
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That's so ridiculous.......


that it may just be true.


To the conspiracy cave!
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...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#16
This is really interesting, and the idea might actually hold some water. I'm curious to see how it will pan out, but regardless, this is a personal issue, and shouldn't affect the perception of Palin's professional and political self. (I said it shouldn't, it most definitely will, but it shouldn't.)
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#17
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It wouldn't surprise me. Her daughter is pretty hot.


yeah, exactly. The pieces of the puzzle all fit together nicely. You can tell in the pictures she's not pregnant. The daughter defnitely is. The actual situation itself just cries out that it's the daughters what with it beign a scandal for her teenage daughter to be pregnant with the whole politics of the thing. It's pretty conclusive. They didn't seem to think it through tho. With the right planning they could have pulled that off.
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It wouldn't surprise me. Her daughter is pretty hot.

Hmm. She's a tiny, tiny bit of a butterface. I'd still tap it, though.
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as I was reading I was thinking to myself, what kind of name is Trig. Is it like a short form of another name?

edit: but the child has downs syndrome, isnt down syndrome more likely to happen if both parents are older then 35+. Im not saying it means its the governors baby just something to think about
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#25
I have a hard time believing that, but it's funny.
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hell, id get her pregnant.
Yeah, I'd hit it.
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This is really interesting, and the idea might actually hold some water. I'm curious to see how it will pan out, but regardless, this is a personal issue, and shouldn't affect the perception of Palin's professional and political self. (I said it shouldn't, it most definitely will, but it shouldn't.)


Other that the fact she is a lire, does the US really need another one of these. Palin has NO experience on foreign policy, and in the quite likely event that McCain during his term if he was voted in, would you really want Palin being president.

I'm quite scared of the prospect to be honest.

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as I was reading I was thinking to myself, what kind of name is Trig. Is it like a short form of another name?

edit: but the child has downs syndrome, isnt down syndrome more likely to happen if both parents are older then 35+. Im not saying it means its the governors baby just something to think about


It is 1 in 2000 for a teenagers, and 1 in 48 for over 35's. But it's not to say it's not impossible, and you must also take into account that 80% of new born babies mothers are under 35!
#28
Its McCain's baby.
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#30
It is 1 in 2000 for a teenagers, and 1 in 48 for over 35's. But it's not to say it's not impossible, and you must also take into account that 80% of new born babies mothers are under 35!


Thanks for clearing it up for me
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#33
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Who cares? These things happen.


If it turns out to be true, it'll be her albatross forevermore.

Politics never forgets.
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You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
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If it turns out to be true, it'll be her albatross forevermore.

Politics never forgets.


Neither will the tabloids....
#35
you would think McCain's people would look out for something like this if it were true.


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as I was reading I was thinking to myself, what kind of name is Trig. Is it like a short form of another name?


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#38
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So like she's inbred?

ololloloolol



Yes like every other stereotypical American Family
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So like she's inbred?

ololloloolol

She wouldn't be inbred...

Say a woman legally named Spock (60 years old) has a daughter legally named Hot Stuff (30 years old).

If Hot Stuff goes and has a child named Pre-Calculus, there is no inbreeding.

Same thing in this situation, but change the ages, replace Spock with someone else who won't ever be Vice President, replace Pre-Calculus with another math, and replace Hot Stuff with...well...never mind.
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EDIT: notice how she is kind of shunned away from the rest of the family in that picture? like all the others are close, and have their arms around eachother and such. she is just standing on the side all alone.

Shunn the non believer... shunnnnnn!!!
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