Poll: Hardest Choice EVER
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View poll results: Hardest Choice EVER
Option 1
79 79%
Option 2
21 21%
Voters: 100.
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#1
If You Had To Choose One, Would You:

Have No Form Of Sex For The Rest Of Your Life

Or

Chop Your Fingers Off With A Butter Knife?
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#2
Option 1, you can still play the guitar and fap
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#4
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Option 2, you can still play the guitar and fap


That makes no sense.

And, option 1.
#6
i need my fingers....

REDIT:

and wait...im pretty sure the only way anyone here gets sex is through guitar....so if we chop off our fingers the we lose that too!

its a trap!
#7
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Butter knives are blunt.

Thats the point -.-
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#9
i'd go without sex.
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#11
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That makes no sense.

And, option 1.


I meant option 1

to myself
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#12
Option 1, easily.
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#13
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Butter knives are blunt.


so it would hurt more, thats the idea!!!!

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When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


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I think the TS will know what to do next

#14
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Thats the point -.-


Actually i think that's a damn good point.
So what you're a retard, but without people like you in the world i wouldn't feel so good about myself.
#16
No sex. I might do that anyway, I honestly care very little about having sex. I'd rather a nice, fat, Cuban cigar and some Cointreau than sex with some chick. Unless they were madddd hot.
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#17
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Why Are You Trying To Type With All Caps?


because it usually makes me look like a neat respectable person, you saw through it
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1) OMG THE LEAD SINGER OF IRON MAIDEN RAPES HIS SON!!!
Bruce Dick-in-son
#18
Can your still do other things with your girl? I mean, handjobs aren't really sex.


Edit: Option 1.
#20
well...neither of those things are going to happen...so why should i bother?
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#23
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well...neither of those things are going to happen...so why should i bother?


wait til your asleep
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Bruce Dick-in-son
#24
No sex.
What girl is gonna **** a guy with no fingers? xD
And using your fingers is a part of (good) sex as well! You wanna feel your woman man! Touch her, make her make funny noises,... (I wish Isaac Hayes was alive to sing a song that would empower my point here).
So the choice between no sex at all, and bad sex + great pain + no guitar or sports...
Not so difficult to make xD
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....


haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#28
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i need my fingers....

REDIT:

and wait...im pretty sure the only way anyone here gets sex is through guitar....so if we chop off our fingers the we lose that too!

its a trap!


totally agree
#29
Quote by redwood13
i need my fingers....

REDIT:

and wait...im pretty sure the only way anyone here gets sex is through guitar....so if we chop off our fingers the we lose that too!

its a trap!

This might very well be a man with a point...
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....


haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#32
Option two. I'd rather have the ability to bring children into this world than to play guitar.
#33
option 2. after i cut off the fingers on one hand (my strumming hand) i will no longer be able to grip the knife and won't be able to cut off my other fingers, so i get artificial fingers that can hold a pick for my right hand, i can play guitar with new hand and mint condition left hand, i can fap with left hand, i can have sex.

there, i win!!!

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When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


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There is a box below Private Messages and right of Log Out.
I think the TS will know what to do next

#34
2. ill fap with my feet. then again, i could get someone else to do it
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#35
When would this ever be a choice anyone would have to make? I'll keep on having fingers and sex, thanks.
#36
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Option two. I'd rather have the ability to bring children into this world than to play guitar.


+1
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#38
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Option two. I'd rather have the ability to bring children into this world than to play guitar.

Artificial insemination?
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#39
i'm a virgin, so option 1.
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#40
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Artificial insemination?


But then none of my children will be accidents, and what's life without a few surprises.
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