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#1
what are the weirdest nicknames you have for your friends?

I have a friend that we call either shanaynay-puffs, or Chocolate Thun-da

(seriously dont ask)
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#3
err

Roger - cos he's always rogering his gf
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#8
A friend of mine calls me an "ungainly ragamuffin". Quite annoying really.
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#9
inbred brad
chocolas (nicolas)
big papa pete
eriction
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#12
we call my friend butters, cuz hes EXACTLY like butters on south park
and there r several asian kids that i call wang chung, they dont like that one too much....
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#13
i call my friend Alex "Tuna". it rhymes with his last name, and there was another reason, but I forgot it.
#14
We call our cousin' "Sqeege".

Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeege!


That, and a girl I know called me "Goober". She was hitting on me I think. As advice to ladies, that doesn't work. Trust me, I know alot about bad pickup lines.
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#15
I go by the nickname Fanta.
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#16
gooch and wench. honestly couldn't tell you how we came up with wench, but gooch is actually the kid's name.
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#18
Lightning Fingers Keegster, (that's me)
Squid, (a kid who reminds us of that one kid on that one nick cartoon)
Lex Luthor
Cor/Cormeister
many others.
#19
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my friend goes by chode because hes really short and really fat =]

oh yeah, forgot about that one haha.
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#21
I named a kid Mushroom, and the same kid Petre, his name was peter, he looked like the dinosaur (Petre) off land before time, and the mushroom one cause his hair looked like a Mushroom
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#22
I used to call my friend "Sexy Bear" and another "Turkey Balls"..nothing wrong with that.


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#23
I get Handjob, cuz my names Hannah.

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#24
I used to get "Burnie" alot in my old band! It's a long story involving Fuel, Fire & a short trip to the emergency ward! Actually come to think of it, it is not a long story, that's basically it!
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#25
There's a guy in my school we call Onions, because he doesn't look like a cricketer called Graham Onions
#26
Also sometimes me and a friend like to indentify certain girls in school by certain names:
Pregnant girl who's always smiling(was pregnant in 12th grade)
Blonde chick with the left eye
Redhead
little cuban girl
fur boots
#29
where do i start:

nicki is called pickle, and used to be called Nicola McNicolason, amy C is called Jeff, has been for threee months and people think it's her actual name now, amy s is called moss, liddy is called bagel, abi is called jellybean, melissa is called mufasa, livy is called chube'a'lube (lol), sean's called quaver, nathans called turtle

i think there's mroe as well scarily. and oh yeah.. i'm 'peanut'.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#30
Some of mine:

Furious Ken
Darkness
Little Nig
The Big Ticket
Kenny G
Ken Flo

And a bunch more I've forgotten.
#31
some nicknames I gave to friends include:
Super Kev
Soulja Kev
Manbearpig
tweek
the tubby funster
chocolate bear
kiki
the great dodd in the sky

i'll add the rest when I remember.
Also I nicknamed one of my friends, Hossam Ishikawa Eugene Abdul Mohammed Jafar Darralish Kauf Kai Kareem Ali macadenden ernest takinawa Akhtar shaoib malik khalid bin osama khan wing hong hoo hing ting tong ching king, That is all one nickname btw
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#32
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some nicknames I gave to friends include:
Super Kev
Soulja Kev
Manbearpig
tweek

the tubby funster
chocolate bear
kiki
the great dodd in the sky

i'll add the rest when I remember.


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#34
Drassof - it's my surname backwards. It sounds so metal, I like it.

A very non-metal nickname two girls have recently given me is Fredling, which makes me sound like a mutated, long haired baby version of myself.
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#35
Robo-bob
Robby
Roberto
Robbie-Ray( I have a sad life)
Roger the shruber
Pathetic loser
May
Man-go.
#36
mine is white africa...
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#37
My nickname is Shaggy, because apparently I look and act a lot like him (which I'm pretty sure is NOT a compliment.)

And I have a friend who's last name is Skvarch, so I call him either Skivo, Skevy Ray Vaughan, or Skevy Wonder.
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#38
my science teacher is michael j fox
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

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#39
I call fat people many nicknames
Such as:
Fatty
Moon Pig
Fatima
Godzilla
Shamu
Etc.

Then I spit on them for being fat
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#40
we call one of my friends cry baby chris, or chris grabballs.......he isnt gay, we just think he is lol
my friend shawn is called tony because he looks italian
my old rugby hooker was called hippy because he had a ponytail
we've got a lot of nicknames on our rugby team, i cant remember them all
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