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#7
drive
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#8
Fire Breathing Ftw!!!!
Quote by XGhacker
1) OMG THE LEAD SINGER OF IRON MAIDEN RAPES HIS SON!!!
Bruce Dick-in-son
#10
Piss.
Throw ineffective game at half the girls around you for no other reason than being really horny.
Beer can towers.
Beer Pong.
Watch television.
Listen to music.
Continuously worry about what you have to do tomorrow despite the fact that you'll have a hangover.
~The Gear~
Schecter Hellraiser
Ibanez RG 550
Mesa Single Rectifier
Marshall 1960 4x12
VHT Two/Fifty/Two
ADA-MP1
Eventide Eclipse
#13
Harass ugly women that you think are beautiful at the time but thankfully will not remember the next day.
#20
Play guitar. Trust me, you won't look like a tool.
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#23
read this thread, thats what im doing... o.0
Quote by Cockpuncher 2.0
Congradulations, you are a genious even if you are intoxicated.

Quote by Godsmack_IV
lucky bastard and your knowlegde of chemical engineering...

Quote by FortuneFaded
you guys are geniuses.

Quote by tonedeafidiot
^That is genius!

:stickpoke why dose yellow hate blue? WHY!
#25
lie on the top of the geo while chase slowly accelerates and see how fast he can go before i scream and fall off
[record 13mph for the falling off, still haven't screamed]

also, sit like an indian so your feet fall asleep, stand up quick to get a head rush, and foot race someone.
#26
Tie your shoe laces.
Quote by bizkitday4eva
You know suicide is just as bad as killing yourself



Taco Man of the Jhonen Vasquez/Invader Zim Club. PM HolyWars90 to join
#28
watch the big lebowski and drink every time they say fvck.

power hour (centurion if your a man)
#32
Quote by me_llamo_juan
I hate you.


WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS!!!!!
Gibson Faded SG

Line 6 spider III 75 watt
#33
Quote by chris024
watch the big lebowski and drink every time they say fvck.


Or put on a song with a lot of pinch harmonics.
#34
Quote by SEANOmd
lie on the top of the geo while chase slowly accelerates and see how fast he can go before i scream and fall off
[record 13mph for the falling off, still haven't screamed]

also, sit like an indian so your feet fall asleep, stand up quick to get a head rush, and foot race someone.



sounds extreme
Gibson Faded SG

Line 6 spider III 75 watt
#38
Quote by me_llamo_juan
It's a decent enough song, the other material on Fight With Tools like Mayday!!! is way better though. Platypus was pretty awesome too though.

im not even a HUGE fan off the song i just said it for the lolz
Gibson Faded SG

Line 6 spider III 75 watt
#39
no joke guys, ride your bike drunk. you do not fall over, no joke at all, the only thing you must do is not look at the sides while riding and stop very very slowly. its fun as hell drunk
#40
-Smoke
-Intercourse
-Operating heavy machinery
-doing anything that requires good hand-eye coordonation
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