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#1
and that i should stop using this forum.
what should i do?
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#2
Kill him.
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#7
Kill Him. How Dare He Question The Pit.
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#9
Kidnap him, and keep him in your basement for years, and slowly brainwash him to like the site.
#10
rape him
do a barrel roll
kill him
cum blood
wut lol

those are the solutions.
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Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#12
Do what he says.
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#13
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
You should not tell your friends about The Pit.


THIS. TRUST US.
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#15
he looks at it sometimes too.
hes a traitor
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#16
You should listen to your friend.


HA now you are stuck listening to us either way.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#17
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
You should not tell your friends about The Pit.


+1

this is a secret society
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Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#18
Bitch slap him.
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#19
Quote by magnum1117
rape him
do a barrel roll
kill him
cum blood
wut lol

those are the solutions.



close, you forgot to add to the bottom of the list, rape him again
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why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#21
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and that i should stop using this forum.
what should i do?

irony huh?
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#26
Quote by Phillitalian
close, you forgot to add to the bottom of the list, rape him again

true

rape him
do a barrel roll
kill him
cum blood
wut lol
rape him again
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#27
many options.

1) Verbally abuse him
2) Beat him senseless
3) Never talk to him again
4) Kill him.
5) Kill his family and tell him never to **** with the pit again
6) Get out of the pit and stfu
7) Get a new friend and make the retarded one so jealous he kills himself
etc, etc
I will more than likely never return to any thread I post in, so don't bother replying to me.
#28
Do a barrel roll?
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Play what you love, love what you play
#29
well consider everyone responding to this is refering to themselves as The Pit, which... is KINDA creepy. This isn't an official cult, but theres members who think it is so figure it out yourself
#30
if you don't listen to your friend he gets disappointed, if you don't listen to the pit, you get raped.....its your choice
my hovercraft is full of eels
#31
no no no, god what is wrong with you people, rape him, THEN kill him, and rape his dog too
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#32
Quote by Fuzzbox91
no no no, god what is wrong with you people, rape him, THEN kill him, and rape his dog too



NO. You've got it all backwards.


Kill him, THEN rape him, THEN commence barrel roll.
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#33
I'm sure this thread proves your friend's point...
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
#34
Quote by TheAmishOne
NO. You've got it all backwards.


Kill him, THEN rape him, THEN commence barrel roll.

actually my list is more logical...
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#36
Well, To be honest... You really SHOULDN'T listen to any advice the pit gives you, seeing as the majority of it is either "Rape *Insert Here*", "I Cum Blood", or something along those lines.

My Answer though, Is to just kill your friend.
Seriously.
#37
Quote by meganh37
He tells you not to listen to the pit, yet you come to us and ask us?

I rather listen to you guys
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#38
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
You should not tell your friends about The Pit.


that rule applies to a different board. GTFO
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I do think it is a rather suspect sound of metal dildos and horses.
#39
He's absolutely right, but we all know that's just not an option.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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yea venezula is just the richest country in the world...
#40
Cap him with your nine and beg the pit for forgiveness
Brian Eno fans unite!

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