#1
So, lately, I've been trying to find a foreign language that I can learn, but one that calls to me, y'know? I've been from Arabic to Slovak(not alphabetically), and I have found some things:
Afrikaans
Arabic
Irish(yay! I'm an ORANGE Irish man!)
Dutch(Ohhh yeah!)
German
Swedish
Latin
Greek
Russian
Ukrainian
Indonesian(won my award for the longest word for (a) boy: Seorang anak laki-laki..)

There are more, but these are the biggies. Now, here are my next questions: How will I know where I'm going to end up? When will I be able to use this outside of an English speaking community? Why learn this one?

To answer these, I don't know where I will end up; that's that. Same with number two, who knows? For now, I can use them here and scare people. And three, It's hard to pick just one, so why not learn them all?

My point is, what do you guys, perhaps 'know' about these languages? All these different areas, and where is the safest place to go(Yes, I know, Arabia seems rather dangerous...right?)

Thanks for any answers that aren't "Google" or "look it up on Wikipedia n00b!"
and thanks for reading this!

EDIT:
Thanks Jayke, for reminding me of Russian, and Ukrainian!
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Last edited by black amendment at Aug 31, 2008,
#2
Learn Irish you silly ginge.
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#3
I really couldn't understand that. I didn't read it very thoroughly however.

Either way, learn Spanish! Tengo un gato en mis pantalones!
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I really couldn't understand that. I didn't read it very thoroughly however.

Either way, learn Spanish! Tengo un gato en mis pantalones!






Oh, entonces cada vez que pinchas tu auto lo podes arreglar bajandote los pantalones?
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#6
depends on what you're trying to do in life, if you live in the US spanish can get u pretty good, especially if you're fluent in it.
#7
Just learn Zulu, you know you want to
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Espanol, por su puesto, gringo! Y si tu no gustas, concha de tu madre!

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Learn Russian or German
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Here are some answers:
Um.. The Black tongue of Mordor sounds fine as long as it isn't some Satanic code or something. Zulu? I know I should learn Spanish, but I just doesn't appeal to me as much
as Germanic, Celtic, Slavic, or any other kinds of languages. I've started to learn Irish! I can even have a little conversation with myself(please excuse my spelling; I'm using audio tapes):
Dia Duit!
Dia smurel duit.
Canis tan tú?
Anava, gurama 'agus!
Agus tu sú?
Anava.
An thuigim tú Gaeilge?
Thuigim beagan Gaeilge.
Slan!

He..
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#14
then learn elvish...or Klingon!!!!!
that way you can talk to the 4chan peoples
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I really couldn't understand that. I didn't read it very thoroughly however.

Either way, learn Spanish! Tengo un gato en mis pantalones!


you got a cat in your pants? i dont know pantalones, i figure thats pants or undies.

I like Spanish because its spoken by a big part of the US and every continent has at least one country where Spanish is the official language.

It's also quite easy to learn once you get a hold of the major grammar principals. Easier than English in some ways, though harder in others.

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#17
Я просто делаем это ебать с вашей голове. Но любом случае, российского бы здорово.
#18
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I would suggest Python or Perl.

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That'll get you a diploma in programming AND ass!

But in all seriousness go with German. It always sounds like their arguing.
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#20
Haha! Interesting comments. I'm seeing fictional languages, and I strangely want to learn them now o_0

Anyways, If you want to see what language I know the most of, then just ask and I'll see
what I can do. I'm thinking Irish, Dutch, Afrikaans, German, Huttese(lol), Latin, Greek, and ok I'll try my best at Spanish. Continue rambling, please. This is NOT the threads end.

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