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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/07/28/when-drunks-meet-cops/#more-2988

This is HILARIOUS!!! Watch the fifth one first and I promise you'll laugh so hard you might crap yourself.

Cop: I want you to close your eyes and...
Drunk Guy: Why the hell I gotta close my eyes?! You close yo' muthaf*ckin eyes!
Why I Love Spanish Women

I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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