Poll: Who would you spend the rest of your life with?
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View poll results: Who would you spend the rest of your life with?
Woman #1
58 52%
Woman #2
10 9%
Woman #3
44 39%
Voters: 112.
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#1
Right, you've got a choice between three women to be with for the rest of your life.

Woman 1) An attractive, able bodied woman with no personality and very low IQ. Will never get a job.

Woman 2) A woman with no arms or legs, but is very intelligent and has an amazing personality. Relies on government income.

Woman 3) An average, normal woman with average looks, intelligence etc who is in a wheelchair. Has a steady income.

1, 2 or 3?
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#3
Why do 2 and 3 have to be physically handicapped? I would probably pick 3 if I had to. If I picked 1, I would end up killing her.
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#5
#1

video tape us having sex and make her new job internet pornography


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#6
****, tough question...

I would choose #1 because I am very shallow. She could probably support the family the best, and provided I don't retire early I wouldn't have to be around her long enough to separate our bond.
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#8
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#1

video tape us having sex and make her new job internet pornography


all UGers get free pass.


This.
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#9
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#1

video tape us having sex and make her new job internet pornography


all UGers get free pass.



WOO!

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#10
3, she seams almost normal besides being in a wheel chair
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#12
Alone...where's that choice?

Actually, love is love, whenever it happens to whoever, you'll never know
#13
i would pick 3 if she wasnt in a wheel chair

but had to go with the dumb blonde since im one myself
#15
That #2 better have an amazing fuckin' personality.

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#17
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That #2 better have an amazing fuckin' personality.


she has jedi mind tricks
#18
I can't stand talking to really stupid people, and I don't like the idea of being the only breadwinner, thus, I chose #3.
#20
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she has jedi mind tricks

Then nevermind. That was never in the contract.

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#21
CRAP
I thought choice two was of relative, not literal
(she's got no butt sort of situation.
arms?)

wow, I feel stupid
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#22
I chose woman #1 in the poll, but after a little consideration, I change my vote to #3.
#23
why is there a bunch of cripples i just don't think i could handle it

i choose #1

i got a job for her right here nahahahahahnahahnahahanaha
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#24
Well, #2 you go screw whenever you wanted, cause its not like she can get away!.....


I feel bad now.
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#25
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Well, #2 you go screw whenever you wanted, cause its not like she can get away!.....


I feel bad now.









EDIT: i chose number one because she can be a pornstar or something and bring some money to the house...
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#26
Probably either none or 2, I don't mind physical handicaps but I'm a pretty active guy and if I had to be tied down because my wife was physically handicapped, I probably couldn't handle it. Even if she was incredibly beautiful and intelligent. I was tempted to pick number 1 just because she could travel places, but the stupid leech, I'd probably throw her off a balcony anyways.
#27
Uhh none.
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#29
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Well, #2 you go screw whenever you wanted, cause its not like she can get away!.....


I feel bad now.

Assuming she would be willing, I don't think you would need to chase her anyways.
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#31
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Assuming she would be willing, I don't think you would need to chase her anyways.

It doesn't matter if she'd be willing or not. She has no ****ing arms or legs to stop you.
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#34
I'd be married to #3, but have #1 as a girlfriend on the side.
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#35
#1

video tape us having sex and make her new job internet pornography


all UGers get free pass.



HAHAHAHA nice one man
#36
Number 2
just sit her down on top of you and spin her like a top
I'm an evil SOB. lol
#38
Quote by Flying Afros
It doesn't matter if she'd be willing or not. She has no ****ing arms or legs to stop you.

You'd better be careful not to let her mouth near your package, though. As soon as she's got your junk in her mouth... CHOMP!
#39
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#1

video tape us having sex and make her new job internet pornography


all UGers get free pass.



you are a genius.


i would pick 1 as well, but also because i like having my food ready when i get home.
#40
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Number 2
just sit her down on top of you and spin her like a top
I'm an evil SOB. lol


haha oh god

Probably #3 for me.
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