#1
okay, this is similiar to the other thread with the guy who controls all his dreams...anyway, heres the story.

I started going out with this girl, and we talked on the phone practically every night. One night she falls asleep on the phone (i wasnt insulted, she was pretty much half dead :P) anyway, she starts sleep talking, and i talk back. conversation ensues, with extremely random things involved (Head muffins as an example) after a while she goes quiet for some time, then she wakes up, and cant remember anything that happened. We shall call this step 1 for all intents and purposes.

a couple of nights later, it happens again (she doesnt sleep much haha) except this time its different. Shes dreaming, and im in the dream, I can speak to her and (to her) its like im talking in the dream. ANyway, the dream became a nightmare, I had no idea what to do. She woke up, etc. Thats step 2.

Next, I decide to try change things. Next time I talk to her, and she goes quiet for a while, I ask her where she is.(sounds wierd but bear with me) She says shes at school. This is obviously untrue, seeing as its about 1:00 am and theres no other noise coming through the phone. So I think for a bit while she babbles on at random and I say "wanna go for a walk?" she says where, I say to the 'nature reserve' we have by the school, she agrees. we walk over to the bush (now this is getting confusing) and several things happen. I ask to hold her hand, she agrees. I ask to kiss her, she agrees. After some time we head back to her house and sit on the couch, she falls asleep in my arms. Thats step 3

Pretty much after that, I've just been making more elaborate, interesting dreams. Effectively i am now a dream weaver of sorts. Also I know she isnt faking it because her sister has done it as well, and I made her cry one time

SUMMARIZED: I can control someones dreams by talking to her while she sleeps

Thoughts? Suggestions for dreams perhaps?(no rape)
We walked into the night

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When every tear I shed


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Last edited by Beast-Wyvern at Sep 1, 2008,
#2
Well, my friend... there is only one option at your disposal. It starts with an R and ends with an APE.
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#3
Maybe you should give her nice dreams.
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#4
Wow that's awesomke, don't **** it up dude


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#5
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Maybe you should give her nice dreams.

thats what im aiming for


..unless you were being sarcastic?
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#7
Wow you are the first person to ever control a woman's thoughts. Congrats, milestone man.
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#9
Start making her dream sexy stuff. With other girls if possible.
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Start making her dream sexy stuff. With other girls if possible.


And film it and show it to us?
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#11
yeah! just **** with her head a little...ask her if she wants to have a threesome with some bitch
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#12
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How do you know she's not screwing with you and just pretending to sleep?



haha I can see it now, the first time he mentions sex she screams "I'VE BEEN AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME ASSHOLE" *click* lol
#13
make her do some dumb ****
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haha I can see it now, the first time he mentions sex she screams "I'VE BEEN AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME ASSHOLE" *click* lol




That would be ace.
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#15
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Well, my friend... there is only one option at your disposal. It starts with an R and ends with an APE.

Rabbid apes?

do it!
#18
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Seeing as you can "dream weave", ask her to go to the "guru of infinite knowledge" (or something like that) and tell her to ask him some questions (which you want to know).

Something along the lines of "what is the meaning of life?".



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#19
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How do you know she's not screwing with you and just pretending to sleep?

1. she cant remember anything, even if i say a joke while shes dreaming and repeat it in daytime she laughs the same, if not harder
2. shes cried. I also know for a fact she cant fake cry
3. Her sister and brother have also held conversations with her while shes asleep
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#20
i doubt she'll be able to find the guru of knowledge without wanting to go herself. He's VERY selective.

You should do the right thing, which is make her dreams as happy as possible. Give her tons of positive complements and the like, so she'll feel great every day. Plus, if she IS faking, it'll make you look like the best boyfriend in the world.
#21
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Seeing as you can "dream weave", ask her to go to the "guru of infinite knowledge" (or something like that) and tell her to ask him some questions (which you want to know).

Something along the lines of "what is the meaning of life?".

...oh...my...gosh...wow. I may well do that. Thank you. Also, has anyone else experienced this before? Im interested...we could start a cult or something
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Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#22
That's pretty cool I must say.
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#23
I don't know do the meaning of life thing. I talk to people in my sleep and get dressed in my sleep.Also I will get up in my slep and go smewhere else to sleep like the livingroom.
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#24
Tell her "Open your legs and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise" and see what her reaction is. Hopefully she'll take the bait!
#26
I don't think this is something somebody would fake. I mean, who would even come up with the idea of doing something like this? let alone make it believable. Usually when woman fake stuff it's faking a kid's birth certificate to make it look like the kid is yours.
#28
Haha, I've witnessed something like this on Xbox Live. But it was 2 guys and one was trying to get the other to have a wet dream.
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Red! Grape!!


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Red! Grape!!


I FUCKING LOVE RED GRAPES!


You could call me a red grapist, of sorts.

**** yeah! Red Grapes!

Also, **** Yeah! Dinosaurs!
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#31
Well, I can't imagine her liking it if you make her dream something she isn't comfortable with in real life, especially if she happens to remember one such dream. Make them pleasant for her, and I doubt you'll run into trouble.
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Red! Grape!!


I FUCKING LOVE RED GRAPES!


You could call me a red grapist, of sorts.

I read that as Graple. Those are ****ing delicous.
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#33
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Well, I can't imagine her liking it if you make her dream something she isn't comfortable with in real life, especially if she happens to remember one such dream. Make them pleasant for her, and I doubt you'll run into trouble.

yeah, that what i've been doing. She knows about it now, and she can actually remember certain bits of dreams too.
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?