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#1
Hey UG. At the moment, my friend Marc F. is lurking the Pit. He has been doing it since a year ago, and up to this point, has not even registered. He's a great drummer, and I don't know why he doesn't want to register here even though he stays here for hours in one day. I mean you don't really need to be a guitarist to belong in the Pit. As a matter of fact, there are a lot of people here who doesn't even play guitar.
So yeah, UG, please convince Marc F. to register here. I dunno how you're going to do it, force is an option btw, anyways, please UG, don't fail me this time.
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#2
Marc F. you are probably aware, I, Jackolas, am a ****ing genius.

I therefore command thee to join us in lulz, insults, discussions and banterz.
#4
Steven Seagull = god type figure worshipped by many followers of UG
So praise him!

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#6
Quote by Chrisiphone
Steven Seagull = god type figure worshipped by many followers of UG
So praise him!


If only he actually spent time playing guitar and not giving out cliché'd automated advice...
#7
Why?
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#8
Marc F.


join us in continuous fapping, grammar naziing, flaming.

It's heaven.


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#10
now.. DONT register.... thats all i can say D:
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#11
Join us Marc F. LOOLOZOOZLOZOLZOLZ
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#12
Marc F, register

I'm on here and I don't play guitar. That is just coz I have no moeny to buy one but meh.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#14
do it
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#16
Quote by skagitup
hi marc f. i registered here once.

true story.


oh no ****?
#18
Quote by darkangel24
Hey UG. At the moment, my friend Marc F. is lurking the Pit. He has been doing it since a year ago, and up to this point, has not even registered. He's a great drummer, and I don't know why he doesn't want to register here even though he stays here for hours in one day. I mean you don't really need to be a guitarist to belong in the Pit. As a matter of fact, there are a lot of people here who doesn't even play guitar.
So yeah, UG, please convince Marc F. to register here. I dunno how you're going to do it, force is an option btw, anyways, please UG, don't fail me this time.


If my soul is taken by the Pit, I shall be blaming you.
#21
Fresh fish! Fresh fish!
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...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

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#23
Mark F, unless you are a straight, white, upper-class, land-owning English gentleman, get the hell away from this site.
#25
Does the fact that the TS is no longer online whilst Marc F is online not strike anybody else as a bit of a coincidence?
#26
Quote by G-Dog_666
Does the fact that the TS is no longer online whilst Marc F is online not strike anybody else as a bit of a coincidence?


I think we're too busy to actually care...


we're in the pit man, OF COURSE we noticed!
#27
Hello Marc F., I'm CrackAddict2000 and this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

(only the first three episodes of season one)

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#28
Quote by G-Dog_666
Does the fact that the TS is no longer online whilst Marc F is online not strike anybody else as a bit of a coincidence?

That, and the fact that nobody would actually make such a post like this.

"Please, join this internet forum that you lurk in anyway"
"No"
"What can i do to pursuade you... i'll make a thread"
"No"

More likely:
"No one knows me on this site and i need a good sig"
#30
Quote by CrackAddict2000
Hello Marc F., I'm CrackAddict2000 and this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

(only the first three episodes of season one)

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Win.
#35
Lurking for a year and he's still an uber noob.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#36
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Clearly you've never been hommed from behind.

He will be subjected to it, soon enough.

Welcome marc, I see you've already been presented some ground rules, but here's another one: Always have your back face the wall.
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#38
Dear Marc F,

TITTIES

oh yeah, new members HAVE to post the "LOLWUT PEAR" to be accepted by everyone.
good luck
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#39
welcome marc f

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#40
don't do it, goddamit someone stop him
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(oh! maybe some one will sig that witty comment! maybe not...)
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