#1
This is the second time something like this has happened to me on the internet. Okay, technically, it's not pedophilia, but I'm 18, and this guy's 40.

Think I handled it alright?

WARNING: CONTAINS OFFENSIVE AND EXPLICIT FREAKY OLD MAN PREDATOR CONTENT...and some language



What bugs me even more is that it's 10:30am. WTF.

Even though I'm 18, should I still contact the authorities about this guy, since I still have the message and whatnot? And this'll probably turn into a whole anti-MySpace thing, but whatever.
#2
what exactly has he done wrong?
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#4
You could just say no.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#5
Its spam, i get girls on myspace doing that, so why not guys, also, your 18, theres nothing the autorities can do really
#7
Showed him, and with perfect grammer to. His was full of mistakes, he must be a retarded peadophile, only explanation.....
Seriously though, you sure it isn't some random 13 year old giggling at his laptop 'cause he's sending out the messages?
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#10
Oh thanks for the the language warning.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#11
Go pack his fudge, then don't ever call him!

That'll shake him up so bad he'll kill himself. Problem solved.
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#12
That's why I don't have a Myspace..i'm 19, but still...
A man asked me to be in a porno and I was done after that..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#13
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That's why I don't have a Myspace..i'm 19, but still...
A man asked me to be in a porno and I was done after that..


#16
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lollywutapple.

Reported.
EDIT: The lolwut pear I mean.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#17
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
That's why I don't have a Myspace..i'm 19, but still...
A man asked me to be in a porno and I was done after that..


At least you could make decent money from porn, even amateur. You just have to know the right people. PM and we'll talk. LMFAO.

Gawd, 12 replies and I posted 11 effing minutes ago.

I think I'd rather call my big black friends and have him "meet me" somewhere so they can pummel him or something.

Oh, thanks for the LOL WUT up there. I thought those were against the rules...
#18
:reported:
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#21
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*forbidden fruit*]


Lulz. You are teh banned.
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#22
Quote by Ovenman
Reported.
EDIT: The lolwut pear I mean.



Why would they do such a thing?

The lass who posted the pear...
#25
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Ehh...

We got a code nineteen T-R-O-L-L here calling all backup.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.