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#1
well basically where i live there is a massive street party every september 10th

im going out with a bunch of guys who are getting t shirts made with a number and a nickname at the back.

i need some good ideas for some funny stuff

i know i can count on you monkeys.
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#10
Don't get a name. Get a picture of this guy:


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And not waving but drowning.
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#12
**** nick names just put FALCOOOON PUNCH!1!11! on thwe back, if anyone asks, show them

alternativley you could have falcon punch, your bud could have falcon kick, another friend could dress up like a falcon and so on
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What's your name? That way we can make something humourus out of that, and it'll be quite fitting
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haha

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#22
Your nickname should be: Geoff "Eggy C*ck" La Fritz.

Then when girls come up to you and are like "urgh you are sick" you can turn round and say "I'm only yolk-ing"


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I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
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#25
Those nickname shirts suck. Private-school girls round here wear those hoodies with stupid in-joke names for themselves on the backs and it's completely lame. I dunno I guess they think it makes them seem like they're cool and part of a crowd, but they suck. It's the teenage equivalent of wearing 'L' plates at a hen night. Lame lame lame.

But anyway, back to you. You should put a Pokémon name on your shirt (suggestion: Bulbasaur.) Then you'd get all the chicks
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Those nickname shirts suck. Private-school girls round here wear those hoodies with stupid in-joke names for themselves on the backs and it's completely lame. I dunno I guess they think it makes them seem like they're cool and part of a crowd, but they suck. It's the teenage equivalent of wearing 'L' plates at a hen night. Lame lame lame.

But anyway, back to you. You should put a Pokémon name on your shirt (suggestion: Bulbasaur.) Then you'd get all the chicks


i know its a bit gay and i dnt want a in joke between me and my friends. i wnt something every1 will understand.
#27
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i know its a bit gay and i dnt want a in joke between me and my friends. i wnt something every1 will understand.
Everyone understands Bulbasaur.
#28
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Everyone understands Bulbasaur.


Wuts a Bulbasaur?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#29
Quote by Lethal.7
i know its a bit gay and i dnt want a in joke between me and my friends. i wnt something every1 will understand.

Mine's probably too long.

=/
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
#31
Yea, and why don't you give 1 guy a red hat and a good set of balls? Ppl will see that he's the leader of ur gang xD
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haha

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#32
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Yea, and why don't you give 1 guy a red hat and a good set of balls? Ppl will see that he's the leader of ur gang xD


that wudnt be 2 bad, its called national day every1 dresses in red and white

any1 with something funny that may work with a number?
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+1 to whoever gets the reference


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I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#35
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Wha?
British thing. I meant that it's tacky to broadcast stuff to strangers through what you wear.
#36
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wtf? haha

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You want stuff people will understand? Pfft...
Just be a dick then and put like...
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Faster Tom RUNN!!!
or
What The **** Russell


EDIT:
You want stuff people will understand? Pfft...
Just be a dick then and put like...
Man... I dunno...
Rule #34?


Go with this. Use "Rule" as your nickname and then 34 as the number.
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