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#1
I think these are pretty damn funny

so pit, how do you like your women?
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#7
I like my women like I like my searchbars. Rarely used, but always talked about.
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#8
coffee.
without a dick.
Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
#9
How I like my steak. Light brown on the outside, pink on the inside.

How I like my wine. Red and full of alcohol.

Thats all I got.
#11
I like my women like I like my sweatshop workers:

Underage and deprived of any human rights.
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#12
Searchbar Jokes
Not funny at all and overused by assholes

Ironic?
Quote by sneyob
Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


Quote by Bmm386

There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#15
Turkey, dead and frozen, defrosted, gutted, stuffed, cooked then eaten.
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

Gear:
Jackson RR3
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Stagg C 442
Randall RG100G3 plus combo
Roland Cube 30X
TS9 Tubescreamer
#19
Guitars.
Light, fast, plugged in, and screaming.
Godin LG Signature
Samick UM-3
Ibanez Exotic Wood Series Acoustic- Burled Maple
Ibanez Artcore AWD-82
Ibanez ART-300
G&L Tribute series S-500
Squier Bullet special
Cameo Hollowbody
SX tele with neck p90

Peavey XXX Super 40 EFX
#21
Dead...But first i mutilate them..Remove the eyes....pour tea all over their genitals..and..hm...place them in someones freezer when their out of their house...YEP


DAMN HOT
MichaelEMJAYARE
#22
I like my women how I like my coffee... in a plastic cup.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#24
I like my women like I like my men..


oh wait..


Quote by MightyAl
How do you physically download an album? Like run your computer off a dynamo on an exercise bike?
#26
I like my women like I play guitar .......... fingering A Minor and breaking G strings
Quote by Trefellin
Anyone with half a brain knows that Jesus is way more metal than Satan. Lucifer was the worlds very first emo.


Quote by glowinghamster4'

i just want to let you know that made my day.



Quote by Weaponized
Solid state master race
#28
Quote by MrMojoRisin'
I like my women like Tom Hatton's women,
On the other side of England.

/cruel

Kinda mean, but I did laugh.
#32
Like I like playing my guitar; fast, easy, and always available whenever I want them.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#34
Quote by Metallica Meat
Dead...But first i mutilate them..Remove the eyes....pour tea all over their genitals..and..hm...place them in someones freezer when their out of their house...YEP


DAMN HOT



wat
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#36
I like my women how I like my own genitals, average size and not too hairy
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#38
...basketball, one on one and with as little dribbling as possible
R.I.P Dimebag Darrell

F**k It dude....Let's go Bowling
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