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#1
I decided to go to work with my dad, and we were going through a drive through to get coffee. The employee says, "Hi, what can I get for you?" over the intercom thing, and my dad says really loudly and obnoxiously, "HI WELCOME TO TIM HORTONS HOW MAY I HELP YOU?!" He proceeded to rapidly place our order, not giving the poor girl a chance to talk.
I'm sitting there next to him reading animal house thinking "wtf mate?"
So we pull out and I asked him why he did that. He told me that he's sick and tired of people not greeting him at drive through windows. I didn't argue, but told him that the employee wasn't exactly being impolite, and that the girl was nearly in tears from him almost yelling at her when we pulled up to the window.
Then he continues his rant at me about how I have an "emo mindset" (again, wtf mate?) and that I have no idea what I am talking about. He followed that with this exact statement, non- jokingly.
"You just think that because you have long hair."
>.<

Who do you think is right here?
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#3
Quote by Flying Couch
Your dad sounds awesome.

This.
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#4
I bet he was joking the whole time and he wouldn't have done anything if you hadn't been there. My dad used to do things like that all the time to embarrass me. Now I just laugh.
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#6
Quote by Flying Couch
Your dad sounds awesome.


I disagree, Your dad sounds like a jackass.
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#7
What a d*ck. You're obviously right.
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#8
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Your dad sounds awesome.



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#9
lol yeah wait untill they spit in his coffee mwahahahaa
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#10
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I disagree, Your dad sounds like a jackass.


This.


Seriously, he does sound like a jackass, and he's clearly irritated from something more.
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#12
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These.


Lose.

But I wish I had a flying couch. :[
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#13
Quote by Floydian45
I disagree, Your dad sounds like a jackass.
Agreed.

You're dad is a jerk.
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#14
Tell your mom your dad needs la1d.
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#15
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But I wish I had a flying couch. :[

I give rides on my couch all the time.

Wink wink, nudge nudge.
#16
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lol yeah wait untill they spit in his coffee mwahahahaa

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#17
Quote by brooklynsoulja1
lol yeah wait untill they spit in his coffee mwahahahaa


The girl was hot. I'd gladly have her spit in my coffee.

Wow, that's pathetic.
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#18
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I give rides on my couch all the time.

Wink wink, nudge nudge.



How much is the fish!?

I mean flying couch ride?
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#20
Quote by adamrandall
Loose.

What's loose?
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#21
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What's loose?


Haha. Lose.*
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#22
Quote by Fryer Mike
What's loose?

Drive through girl, that's why his dad freaked. He sensed inferior quality service girl and just lost his mind. Poor guy
#23
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Drive through girl, that's why his dad freaked. He sensed inferior quality service girl and just lost his mind. Poor guy


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#24
Quote by DarkEra97
Drive through girl, that's why his dad freaked. He sensed inferior quality service girl and just lost his mind. Poor guy

Us Canadians.
We know what we're talkin' 'bout.
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#25
No offence mate but your dad sounds like a bit of an areshole. Get him told haha.

I'm glad my dads a legend now haha.
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#26
What are you gunna do? Show him this thread and tell him he's wrong?

I think not.
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#27
Quote by Fryer Mike
What are you gunna do? Show him this thread and tell him he's wrong?

I think not.


No.
You really think I could tell ANYONE about the pit? I would be shunned by everyone.
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#28
Quote by adamrandall
No.
You really think I could tell ANYONE about the pit? I would be shunned by everyone.

You really would.
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#29
Quote by Fryer Mike
You really would.


But it's alright. *completely serious face*
My opinion doesn't matter because I have long hair.
You know who had long hair?!
JESUS.

/thread.
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#30
Quote by adamrandall
But it's alright. *completely serious face*
My opinion doesn't matter because I have long hair.
You know who had long hair?!
JESUS.

/thread.

There are other people in history who had long hair who more people are apt to believe in.

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#32
Quote by adamrandall
But it's alright. *completely serious face*
My opinion doesn't matter because I have long hair.
You know who had long hair?!
JESUS.

/thread.

He also had dark skin. So therefor... your opinion should matter more than his...
amirite?

Edit: Did I just get hifived?
Cool.
...
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#34
Quote by DarkEra97
There are other people in history who had long hair who more people are apt to believe in.



Erm... *copies and pastes MLK jr into paint and spraypaints hair onto him*
WAIT!

/thread.
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#36
Quote by metaldud536
Your dad called you emo. lol.


Well he called you stupid.
*sticks out tongue*
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#37
He just recently found out that your mom is having an affair behind his back.

No one would flip out because they weren't greeted at a drive through.
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#38
Quote by brandon369852
He just recently found out that your mom is having an affair behind his back.

No one would flip out because they weren't greeted at a drive through.


Well, my mom had neck surgery and was in a brace for several months.
Now I know why.
*makes squeeking bed noises*
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#39
Quote by adamrandall
Erm... *copies and pastes MLK jr into paint and spraypaints hair onto him*
WAIT!

/thread.


I didn't recognize him with his long hair.
#40
sounds like your dad isnt getting any and its starting to get to him
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