#1
"If you were to die soon, and only had one phone call to make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?"

- Stephen Levine

It really effected me anyway. What do you guys think?
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#4
not that amazing. that picture someone posted that said "keep your coins, i want change" was good though
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#5
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"If you were to die soon, and only had one phone call to make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?"

- Stephen Levine

It really effected me anyway. What do you guys think?

if I made the call I wanted to I'd a) accomplish nothing and b) cause distress to certain people.

if I'm about to die I'm gonna be selfish and not give a crap about the consequences.
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
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#9
I'd definately ring Santa

I'd say something like "where the **** is my Action Man I ordered back in '98 mother****a!?"
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#10
I don't think I'd call anyone.
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#11
Can I phone a dead person?
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#13
can I have a prize for being the only serious response?

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#14
I'd call my girlfriend and tell her a) that I loved her(like I do all the time) and b) to go burn down my sh***y workplace.
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#15
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not that amazing. that picture someone posted that said "keep your coins, i want change" was good though


I love that picture.
#16
damn it! .... now it got me thinking.... i will probably call this girl i really like, she's gorgeous but it seems that my competion has the lead Ill probably tell her how i fell this week or maybe tomorrow :S
#18
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damn it! .... now it got me thinking.... i will probably call this girl i really like, she's gorgeous but it seems that my competion has the lead Ill probably tell her how i fell this week or maybe tomorrow :S

don't tell her how you feel, ask her out.
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
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#22
I would call my last girlfriend and tell her to go see a doctor about the syphilis I gave her.
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#23
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I'd call my girlfriend and tell her a) that I loved her(like I do all the time) and b) to go burn down my sh***y workplace.

How is B) a phone call..?
#24
why would i care...im gonna die soon...


i would probably just write a letter to the future son of mine
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#25
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How is B) a phone call..?


I was saying I'd tell her two things...the first thing I'd say is I love her and the second thing I'd say would be a request(being the burning of my workplace). If I can't say two things I'd just say A). So yeah I know.... I'm boring. It works.
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#26
oh I just got this like an hour later i thought it gave TS goosebumps because he thought the guy was gonna come kill him.

but I get it now, dont call me stupid
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#27
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don't tell her how you feel, ask her out.



woa... too late man.. i just did it today... and i dont know how are going to turn out :s
but.... eh.. what the heck.. i feel emo right now u.u... (it sucks!)

she probably hates me now XD ..but damn.. i really like her... but it seems that she likes some other guy... i hope that by the end of this, she'll come back to me haah....
#28
I wonder if out-call hookers can bring drugs and booze...

If so, I'm calling Krystal McBigTits the Drug Mule and going out in style.

If not, probably my mum or something, maybe a homegirl to tell everyone I know I'm dead (I dare you to find a faster way to spread news among any group)
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