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#3
well..i didn't ask it but after the teacher told us that sperm was protein..some guy asked "so when a girl swallows it..it's pretty much like she's having a protein shake?"
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#4
Hahaha, when our teacher first turned on the tv before putting the video in, whatever channel it was on was playing "Play that Funky Music White Boy!!" and I was like "This isn't seriously going to be the backing music in this video, is it?"

The teacher asked me "What, you don't like this song?"
#5
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well..i didn't ask it but after the teacher told us that sperm was protein..some guy asked "so when a girl swallows it..it's pretty much like she's having a protein shake?"


....You asked didn't you.
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#6
What does semen taste like?

The teacher was female, and kinda hott.
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#7
(talking about symptoms of STD's) Wait, so what's it mean if I stand up and it goes inside me?
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#8
I was mislead into believing that mature men ejaculate EVERY given erection. I asked if this was the case.
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#9
we dont have sex ed, we have a class where we look at herpes and gonorrhea and **** like that for an hour and a half. its sick, were told "sex is bad very bad " and dont have it before marriage bull****.
#10
haha ummm

i asked if i could get bacteria in my pee hole if she took it up the pooper

and i asked if you can run our of sperm...then everyone looked at me knowing im a hardcore wanker

and i asked if a girl with head lice could give me crabs if she was sucking my super small wiener
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#11
Oh, this wasn't really a question, but my teacher was describing how the average male's load is about one tablespoon. "You know, like the ones you take medecine out of?" He then proceeded to pretend he was holding a spoon and take a little sip out of it. I died.
#13
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We didn't have to ask questions in order to laugh. We had to label a diagram of a vagina while in 6th grade. Do you have any idea how funny that was to us back then?

We also got to watch an animated penis ejaculate like 4 times.


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#14
ha in 6th grade the teacher was talking about condoms girls where and my buddy says

"what? but where does it stick?"
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#15
it wasn't in sex ed but i did ask my science teacher if women do fart from there C***'s. me and me mate where laughing all day when we found out it was true.
#16
One time, a kid asked what semen smelled like.

And another kid asked if it was possible for the penis to get "stuck" in there.
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#18
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One time, a kid asked what semen smelled like.

And another kid asked if it was possible for the penis to get "stuck" in there.


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#19
Someone asked how stretchy a condom is so the teacher put it on someone's head.
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#23
if i was able to see a real clitoris.
being said i got kicked out
it was an honest question
teacher was no where near hot btw.
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#24
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and i asked if you can run our of sperm...then everyone looked at me knowing im a hardcore wanker




thats pretty funny
#25
Oh..my first year of uni we had this Sex Ed. seminar and they asked "What animal has a orgasm that lasts 30 minutes?" I said a pig...which was right and got a condom case..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
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But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
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Someone asked how stretchy a condom is so the teacher put it on someone's head.



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#30
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thats pretty funny



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but i got so many weird looks
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#31
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90% of the guys were shaking of over-laughter/had tears drying on their face from laughing so hard.


Wrong choice of words for this thread my friend.
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#33
I was in 5th grade, or something and the teacher kept using the word "Penis" and one kid came out and asked "What's a penis?".

Funny part is, that kid, was a guy.
#34
Moar. I haven't laughed like this since... Ever.
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#35
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Someone asked how stretchy a condom is so the teacher put it on someone's head.

haha...... wait wat head?
#36
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and 90% of the guys had tears drying on their face from being so hard.

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#37
Well, it wasn't sex ed, but a kid in my sixth grade class forgot his binder in another class and said "Oh, wait I forgot my boner- I mean, binder in the other room!" to the entire class to say where he was going... and anyways, a kid of special needs asked "What's a boner?" in the most innocent way possible. It was quite the lulz.


In the U.S., or at least my area, we don't have sex ed. I haven't had it yet, and I'm going into 10th grade... sophomore year.

"Abstinence is the key!"
#39
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Oh, this wasn't really a question, but my teacher was describing how the average male's load is about one tablespoon. "You know, like the ones you take medecine out of?" He then proceeded to pretend he was holding a spoon and take a little sip out of it. I died.

XDDDD oh god that made me laugh out loud for real
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