#1
Dude seriously think of how many people would buy that.

Isn't it ridiculous how many different versions of sims they have?

So, in this thread, make up your own sims game.
#4
They have a Sims Porno?
Wtf?

EDIT: Whoops, i misread TS post

Anyway,
Sims: Guitar Center
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#5
Sims: high school teenager

it could be online, people trying to make thier sim "popular" and stuff


EDIT: yes, first real post
#6
Sims: Guitar Hero/Rock Band.

Think of all the wild and wacky shenanigans your character will get into! Lawl.
#8



That's basically all that was.

Not porn, but it was you owning the Playboy Mansion in a very Sims sort of way, you organized photoshoots, had sex (no videos, just insinuated), etc.

It was barely a great game.
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#9
Isn't there a cheat on the Sims2 that makes them wwalk round naked & removes the sheets on the bed when they're "Making babies"?
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#10
why watch computerized sex when you can go experience first hand, or just watch a porno for free off *removed* or some **** like that
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#11
There is a porno version of the Sims. Its called Red Light something.
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#14
rofl. "just go watch a real porno, newb."

the Sims: Ethiopa edition

You could only make your sim black, and you wouldn't be able to afford anything more expensive than a toaster.
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#15
Sims: Ghetto Life
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#16
Sims: Texas (It's the incest version!)


I'm sorry!
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#17
I can imagine it now:

Sim 1: Oh bleh, maka maka mik, shoe shusch, shoe shcuch, SHOE SHUCH!!!
Sim 2: Ah, mon tooda bleh....

During sex, of course.
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#18
You just won the creepiest human being award.

You share the title with all other guys, me included.
#19
way to post a porn link drpepper09.....

but yeah, just watch real porn. its free.

its amazing what crappy simulation games are out there nowadays.

"Drive a bus!" "Walk around feeding ducks!"

what next, a sim game where your character is playing a sim game?
#20
SIMS:UG would be either great or awful

Options:
A)Build school
B)Create power plant
C)Cum blood
D)Rape the mayer, put the mudkipz pear as mayer, shred..Etc......
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#21
Quote by gunners fan
Sims: Texas (It's the incest version!)


I'm sorry!


Alabama dude, get your stereotypes right.
#22
Quote by dudius
way to post a porn link drpepper09.....

but yeah, just watch real porn. its free.

its amazing what crappy simulation games are out there nowadays.

"Drive a bus!" "Walk around feeding ducks!"

what next, a sim game where your character is playing a sim game?


it aint a link... its close though... oh well who has never heard of this site before anyways?
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What if I accidentally wee in her?


When I arrive will God be waiting and pacing around his throne?
Will he feel a little Old Testament?
And will he celebrate with fire and brimstone
Yeah, I admit, I am afraid of the reckoning
#23
Quote by DrPepper09
it aint a link... its close though... oh well who has never heard of this site before anyways?

Bannable offense is bannable.
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#24
Quote by jgou812
Sims: high school teenager

it could be online, people trying to make thier sim "popular" and stuff


EDIT: yes, first real post


i'd buy that
#25
Sims: Aerosmith
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A brighter future... underground.

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#26
Quote by NatasXLR
Alabama dude, get your stereotypes right.

Oh yeah!! in the worlds of 'Skynard "Sweet home Alabama, where the skys are so blue, Sweet home Alabama, Mum I'm coming on to you!"
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#27
Quote by fallenangel20



That's basically all that was.

Not porn, but it was you owning the Playboy Mansion in a very Sims sort of way, you organized photoshoots, had sex (no videos, just insinuated), etc.

It was barely a great game.

Buh-dum-chhh!


Sims: Large Hadron Collider Physicist Edition
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#28
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Buh-dum-chhh!

hahahaha


I didn't even catch that until now.
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#29
Sims: Get a real life!

You buy the game and open the box to find nothing but a single sheet of paper saying, "YOU ARE A LOSER!"
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#30
Sims: Sierra Leone.
Your job is to collect diamonds. Your son's job is to collect diamonds. Your wife's job is sex slave.
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#31
damn, some of these are pretty good... it'd be pretty funny if EA came out with some of these like right after we came up with them

lol, large hadron collider physicist edition..thats actually a good idea