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I just watched the movie Senior Skip Day, and it got me thinking...this might seriously be the worst movie of all time. The acting, script, and execution were all pathetic, every attempt at humor fell well short, and it wasn't even funny in a B-movie kind of way.

So what do you think are the worst movies of all time, and why?
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the surge, you've never heard of it because its so terrible.. it was on ABC at like 3 in the morning...
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Not THE worst movie ever, but:


This is Spinal Tap.


Prove it to me otherwise. I don't see what all the hype's about.

I just don't.


And this isn't a joke post. I'm dead serious.
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disturbia. the acting and script was terrible and extremely unbelievable.


that same plot has been done before though, they were just remaking a classic...

i think Alfred Hitchcock did the original..
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Not THE worst movie ever, but:


This is Spinal Tap.


Prove it to me otherwise. I don't see what all the hype's about.

I just don't.


And this isn't a joke post. I'm dead serious.



Eh, I liked it. I guess it's an acquired humor. I honestly didn't think it was too funny the first time, but I laughed a lot through the second time.


Worst movie(s): The Toxic Avenger series...just awful.
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Pulp Fiction. It was ****ing pointless and Quentin Tarantino sucks ass.
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Eh, I liked it. I guess it's an acquired humor. I honestly didn't think it was too funny the first time, but I laughed a lot through the second time.


Worst movie(s): The Toxic Avenger series...just awful.

I went in with HUGE expectations, and they were demolished the first time through. Absolutely nothing of value gained.

So I didn't watch it again for a few months, forgot most of the movie, and then watched it again with no expectations going in, and I just watched the movie.

Still nothing. I laughed a few times, but nothing that lasted longer than a second or two.

The strange thing? I LOVE strange/aquired humor. Whether it be in your face or more subliminal. And this movie still does nothing for me.

*shrugs*
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I thought it was good.
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I went in with HUGE expectations, and they were demolished the first time through. Absolutely nothing of value gained.

So I didn't watch it again for a few months, forgot most of the movie, and then watched it again with no expectations going in, and I just watched the movie.

Still nothing. I laughed a few times, but nothing that lasted longer than a second or two.

The strange thing? I LOVE strange/aquired humor. Whether it be in your face or more subliminal. And this movie still does nothing for me.

*shrugs*


To each his own I guess. I'm not going to be an asshole and call you an idiot just because you didn't like it. I do feel like watching it now though.
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Pulp Fiction. It was ****ing pointless and Quentin Tarantino sucks ass.

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Pulp Fiction. It was ****ing pointless and Quentin Tarantino sucks ass.



Really? worst movie of all time, or perhaps the best?

This is like saying I hate the good things in life
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Get Smart.


the whole time in the theater, we were all just like
"...............they can't be serious..."

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
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Get Smart.


the whole time in the theater, we were all just like
"...............they can't be serious..."

Take that back!
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Take that back!



don't get me wrong
i LOVE steve carrell


but that movie was a no go IMO =/

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
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Get Smart.


the whole time in the theater, we were all just like
"...............they can't be serious..."
Liar. Get Smart was great.

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Get Smart.


the whole time in the theater, we were all just like
"...............they can't be serious..."


That was a pretty good movie.
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don't get me wrong
i LOVE steve carrell


but that movie was a no go IMO =/


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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.

This was the only thing that has ever made me want to physically beat Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Liar. Get Smart was great.

I had the displeasure of being forced to see the Love Guru. If I hadn't been with people I would have walked out in the first minute.



love guru was another tough one to sit through
IDK, get smart just didn't strike me as funny
maybe it was the company i was with?
i don't know

i think steve carrell could've done better

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
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O:

but... but.. </3

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
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that same plot has been done before though, they were just remaking a classic...

i think Alfred Hitchcock did the original..

I haven't seen Disturbia, but isn't it supposed to have the same storyline as Rear Window?
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I haven't seen Disturbia, but isn't it supposed to have the same storyline as Rear Window?


Yeah, pretty much.

But its this new "teen" version full of cringe worthy moments.

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Really? worst movie of all time, or perhaps the best?

This is like saying I hate the good things in life


I didn't like Pulp Fiction either.

But yeah its not one of the worst movies of all time and neither is Spinal Tap.

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Plan 9 From Outer Space.

The worst film ever.
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