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#1
Anyone ever seen funny comments on videos on Youtube that you'd like to share? I see hilarous ones all the time.

Exampluh:

This was on the music video of House of the Rising Sun.

i ve been listening to this song for more than 100 times , and i still dont get the meaning of the poem
does any one know?
The house of the rising sun is a house of bitch , its the meaning


And one that should be seen on about 99% of videos:

what are you people bitching about?


And this one isn't funny, I just think it's good. No points for guessing where it came from:

"Play it ****ING LOUD!".. The ratification of Rock n Roll, by Bob Dylan..


Shoot

P.S. I looked and didn't see a thread like this, but it is possible I missed it, assuming there is one.
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#3
I found this while looking up Cod: World at war stuff on youtube


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#4
I can't remember what video, but someone said something like 'Who the hell keeps giving thumbs down to every comment?', and he had about 20 thumbs down
#5
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Youtube is too racist/angry/stupid for my liking.

I'll stick to 4chan for my lulz.


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I can't remember what video, but someone said something like 'Who the hell keeps giving thumbs down to every comment?', and he had about 20 thumbs down

Epic
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Youtube is too racist/angry/stupid for my liking.

I'll stick to 4chan for my lulz.


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#10
I thumb down, or "Mark as spam" everything.

and write really over the top stupid things


like "Omg, Led Zeppelin is teh Emoz Fags. Listen 2 Souja Boi!11one"

and **** like that.


I get about 30 comments back saying "**** off, etc"
#14
I thought my reply on that video the other day of the crappy guitarist.

I replied saying 'RUSSEL, WTF?'
#15
On that "Achmed the dead terrorist" video, (anyone seen it?) some dude put a comment saying "im a terrorist and I find this offensive!". I nearly fell off my chair. Really funny at the time
#16
Something like this at the end of a long, long flame war...


This is pretty stupid, isn't it.


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#17
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I thought my reply on that video the other day of the crappy guitarist.

I replied saying 'RUSSEL, WTF?'

It's getting old, fast.
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It's getting old, fast.


+1

It really wasn't that funny to begin with.
#20
I was looking at deleted scenes from dawn of the dead on youtube (I watched it lastnight)

and I read this:

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tehfireperson
or, u could get a space ship from ****in NASA and fly to the moon and plant rockets on the dark side of the moon in wich case causes the moon to suddenly head towards earth liek a huge ass meteorite and crash into it causeing the earth and the moon to mold together into a planet called ZION 12 and the zombies would all be crushed and the humans that whent to the moon would survive because they were on the opposite side of the moon... then they would repopulate...

halo3uberfan (1 week ago) Show Hide

lol where do you get your ideas from a crackhead? xD

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I GOT MY IDEAS FROM MYSALF
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#21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyPH6Qlp-u0

Geographically, Costa Del Sol is too far north for the subtropical or Mediterranean climate to be believable. I would have put it on the far west coast between Cosmo and Nibelheim where you'd expect a Mediterranean climate to exist.

The vegetation looks like southern Spain, though...except that they should have used date palms instead of coconuts if they really wanted to be accurate. Coconut palms are not hardy in southern Europe or California!
#22
There was one video of a sort of big girl singing with a guitar. She was singing really well, and there were a bunch of comments saying so. But in the middle of all the positive comments was one guy who said "That's one big bitch. o.o"

It's not even that funny, but I lol'd hard.
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#23
There was some song called 'put some donk on it', like drum n bass.

there was a comment something like 'I'm a chav and even i hate it'.
#25
on the i cum blood live video

"he sounds like he has a cold.

the guitars sound like they have a cold too.

must be contagious."

:P
#26
I took some stock footage from a little video thing we did and set Take On Me by Aha to it. From the comments I received, I learned that apparently South Americans worship them as Gods.

A few Examples:

"Estos tipos definitivamente aruinaron esta belleza de cancion;que mariconada estan haciendo...?"

"este par de enagenados estan bien tetos,cocos y sin chiste, this sucks. qhe horrible par de emos, estan dañados, la rola es muy buena pero el video jamas debio aparecer en esto es una autentica basura, regresen al infierno par de lacras"

"Que putas de manes tan guevones!!! quiten esta maricada, cheverisima la canción pero lastima los tipejos que la estan dañando"

And what has to be my favourite...

"oe conchatumadre

como mierda
jodes
esta musica
si para nosotros es una religion "
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#27
^ What?
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#28
I just like any post where the grammar and "txt" spelling is hilarious - thus these posts usually always contain variations on the word "negro"

I'll leave you to guess the other words that fill that in.
#29
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tehfireperson
or, u could get a space ship from ****in NASA and fly to the moon and plant rockets on the dark side of the moon in wich case causes the moon to suddenly head towards earth liek a huge ass meteorite and crash into it causeing the earth and the moon to mold together into a planet called ZION 12 and the zombies would all be crushed and the humans that whent to the moon would survive because they were on the opposite side of the moon... then they would repopulate...

halo3uberfan (1 week ago) Show Hide

lol where do you get your ideas from a crackhead? xD

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That is f*cking hilarious.

I love all the racist comments as well, they really crack me up.
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lmao that was pretty random.
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lol look at these fucking niggers fighting over chicken...one day im going to throw a piece of chicken off a cliff to watch you niggers fall for it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79mQar9S_t8&feature=channel_page

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lol look at these fucking niggers fighting over chicken...one day im going to throw a piece of chicken off a cliff to watch you niggers fall for it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79mQar9S_t8&feature=channel_page



haha
He's got a ****ing swastika.
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#40
I saw a couple of good ones on this video:
Soulja Boy - Yeah Bitch
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PlayMadness:
Impressions upon the first 34 seconds:

"Mahffldrrerinfgleha y'all. Itssshfaherrdern y'all."

Intelligent lyrics indeed. I am troubled by the significance of the term "ffldrre" in the first line of the first stanza...
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I personally think it's meant to reflect his own sadness from realizing that his is a pathetic cockend. Notice how he used "ffldrre" as opposed to "glllrnmn", the connotation of which is more toward the apathetic side and carries less general sadness.

What a poor, troubled cockend.
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