#1
after wanking? I seem to always have to pee afterward. Do you?
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#2
correct terminology = fap

edit - to seem relevant i would have to say yes........ although i have no idea why

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#3
No, but my body always seems to know when I'm about to start and therefore induces a wild, unavoidable rampage of crapping, just to spite me.
#5
No, I'm a man.
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#7
Yes, yes I do
TO = used for expressing motion or direction toward a point, person, place, or thing approached and reached, as opposed to from

TWO = the number 2

TOO = in addition; also; furthermore; to an excessive extent or degree
#11
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Ok, but what about it? Fap over it? Place an elephant on it? tell us what you want to do/ why you have just said search bar?
#14
Ok, but what about it? Fap over it? Place an elephant on it? tell us what you want to do/ why you have just said search bar?

pee in it after fappin evidently
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#15
Yes I do. but there's a reason. If left in the body Semen can act as food for bacteria and build up can give you a urinary tract infection. Peeing is done after fapping because the urea contained within it kills the bacteria and 'flushes out the system'. It's why it's most clear after fapping because it's not getting rid of anything.
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#16
I have to pee BEFORE fapping.

Yeah, you trying urinating with a raging stiffy.
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#17
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I have to pee BEFORE fapping.

Yeah, you trying urinating with a raging stiffy.


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#18
FAP

what?
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#19
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Yes I do. but there's a reason. If left in the body Semen can act as food for bacteria and build up can give you a urinary tract infection. Peeing is done after fapping because the urea contained within it kills the bacteria and 'flushes out the system'. It's why it's most clear after fapping because it's not getting rid of anything.

MUST you make fappin more complicated?
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#20
The reason you probably need to pee is because you cannoy pee while fapping, therefore you won't realise that you need to pee, as soon as you're done you will then need to pee.


I don't usually need to pee afterwards.
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#21
nope. but i can never fap for at least 30 mins after i piss or defacate lol.
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#22
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FAP

what?


I believe i already explaied this

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/ )' a a `( \
( ( ,---. ) )
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A PIG
\ `(_o_o_)' /
\ `-' /
| |---| |
[_] [_]
#23
you pee to clean ur system
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#24
I do, but it sure is difficult, sometimes I poo a little as well, you know because of the strain of weeing....
#26
Sometimes I pee to push out the "leftovers" if you know what I mean.

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#27
everyone pees afterwards. it gets the little bits of jizz out the interrupt your stream.
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