#1
School is olmost over for the day something to do when its fuc*ing out....pots out of the question and no rape....SO pit tell me what to do.....


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4 profit
#2
Gather the neighbourhood kids and open up a sweatshop. Call it a "daycare center" to fool the outside.
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#5
i hope you weren't sitting in an English class when you wrote that.
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#6
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Gather the neighbourhood kids and open up a sweatshop. Call it a "daycare center" to fool the outside.


this
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#8
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i hope you weren't sitting in an English class when you wrote that.


nope i wrote it in science dumby
#9
Wow, I finished school almost 5 hours ago at 4 o clock. (Im in Ireland).

Anyway, I suggest Pot, followed by a healthy dose of rape!
#11
1. stop using old memes, get your own, this goes for all of you, pit
2. stop being giant fags
3. ???
4. PROFIT
#12
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nope i wrote it in science dumby



dumby? is that, in any way, similar to gumby??
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#14
Smoke some pot and rape people. Or do it in reverse order for some variety.

Or as this is a guitar website, it may be possible for you to play the guitar.
#15
Nobody has said fap yet?

Nothing like a good after school wank. heheh.
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#16
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Nobody has said fap yet?

Nothing like a good after school wank. heheh.


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#17
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Nobody has said fap yet?

Nothing like a good after school wank. heheh.

Why wait till after school?
#18
ha ha, i would have started school today, but I'm moving so I don't have to go until monday

also rape your pot, or smoke some rape, or something. Or do your homework. or rape your homework. or smoke your homework. I don't know, whatever gets you off...

also play guitar, as smarterchild said. learn to play something you dont usually play, like Miserlou by Dick Dale, or something.
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#20

yes. i did this.




you try it

edit: the first word is 'post-its' before someone misreads it.
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#22
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I just got in a fight with my friend corey as my afterschool activity


why? did he push you off the jungle gym?
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#23
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why? did he push you off the jungle gym?



haha no i put him in a head lock and beat him with a pensil
#24
Quote by SmarterChild
Why wait till after school?


start of the year last year we had a assignment in biology to to contaminate a piece of bread.
Need less to say a teacher walked in on me in the bath room.... i was in a stall and i was shouted outt cant a guy take a poop in piece becase some people were messing with me.
We had fifteen minutes to contaminate it i spent twenty in the bathroom, i walked into the the classroom and everyone started laughing, it was epic the teacher didnt even know i fapped until someone told her