Poll: Has your significant other ever sent you a picture of their fecal matter?
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View poll results: Has your significant other ever sent you a picture of their fecal matter?
Yes
19 4%
No
326 72%
I've never had a significant other.
107 24%
Voters: 452.
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#1
I don't understand what compels them to do this, but here is the situation.

I had a serious gf during the beginning of college. We went out to eat at a fancy japaneese hibachi grill place. After we got done eating, we went to the mall.
The spicy asian food tore our stomach to pieces and we both went running to the restroom when we entered the mall.
As I was sitting on the crapper, sweating, and looking down into the bowl in shame I received a pic message on my phone.
I opened it, it was from my gf, she had sent me a picture of her ****e!!!!!!!!!

It looked like vegetable soup.

Fast forward a few years to my next serious gf. Saturday I was about to go mountain biking and I get a picture message that read, "Next time you go fishing, you should use this as bait."

I couldn't tell what it was. I kind of looked like a worm, but was thicker and darker. I couldn't tell what it was at all.

After biking I asked her what the pic message was. "Oh, that was the dump I took at work. Didn't you think it looked like a worm? hahahahahha."

I slapped my forehead, gagged a little and paced around the room.

UG,
Is this normal??!!! I've heard of guys doing this, but girls???
2 of the loves of my life have found it necessary to send me pictures of their lawn cigars. Not one, but two
Has this happened to anyone else? Or do I just attract classy women?
#2
Now, how is that strange fecal matter?

Edit: Ohh.
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#3
Quote by jeff541
Now, how is that strange fecal matter?


Dammit Jeff, this is serious!
#4
Maybe you just come across as a scatty kind of guy.


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Dammit Jeff, this is serious!


Oh fuck, here comes another meme.
#6
lolwut
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#8
what?
i'm a girl and i would never do that, that's sick.
you pick your girlfriends well..
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#11
you might want to pick a real SERIOUS gf next time


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#12
Quote by Trefellin
Maybe you just come across as a scatty kind of guy.


Oh fuck, here comes another meme.


What have I done??
#13
well for goodness sakes...


i want some vegetable soup now
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#14
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No!
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#16
This thread is destined for pure win.

I've never had a girl show me her fecal matter, but plenty of my buddies have showed me their's. Some of which I find hard to believe it came out of one person at one time.
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#17
Quote by mikko 9119
well for goodness sakes...


i want some vegetable soup now

haha
sup?
#18
hehehehe *Evil Grin*
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#22
Quote by Vagabond21
Dammit Jeff, this is serious!


Oh ****, another one of these.......
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#24
They are probally hinting at you that they want a boston steamer. Ask them if they are interested.
#26
Quote by Vagabond21
What have I done??


*Tosses over a AK-74*

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Go destroy what you created, and the world will forgive your sins.
#29
well guys definitly do this..... we have running contests to see who can take the biggest dump, cell phone pictures are evidence...... but girls? thats kind of a turn off ew
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#30
Quote by insomniac_style
there's just something about you that makes people want to show you their poop. speaking of which, do you want to see mine?


Depends......

What did you have to eat today?
#31
When you call a new meme it isn't going to happen.

Also known as "forced meme"

Stop it.
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#32
That's pretty crazy. You should one up her next time it happens. Send her a more disgusting pic.
We're only strays.
#34
Quote by TOAOIsaac
Well you should return the favor.

If I do, I have to top hers.

Hers was like a work of art. Mine is normal. How can I top it?

Maybe I should just send her a picture of my browneye. That'll surprise her.

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dare i say, pics or it didnt happen


Dude, as soon as I figured out what they were I deleted them.

Those pics are loooooong gone.
#35
Quote by Vagabond21
If I do, I have to top hers.

Hers was like a work of art. Mine is normal. How can I top it?

Maybe I should just send her a picture of my browneye. That'll surprise her.

Do yours like dog poop, all curly like ice cream.

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#36
Quote by chuckflan333
When you call a new meme it isn't going to happen.

Also known as "forced meme"

Stop it.

its something like the russel thing.one of the first post said "new meme on the horizon:" or smth like it.and there it is
but i agree, 2 are enough for the summer
#37
Quote by TOAOIsaac
Do yours like dog poop, all curly like ice cream.


That would involve me swinging my hips/ass in a homosexual manner.

Also, mine are just logs most of the time.

Unless I eat Mexican food.


edit: someone else has marked "yes" in the poll!! Reveal yourself, now!
#39
meh my girl has no problem ****ting when im standing right next to the toilet in the bathroom. i always figured it was good were so comfortable around eachother
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