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#1
I already have a job and I pick up my neighbors kids. But i still need more money, are there any other things that i can do?
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Yep. It was my birthday and I was wanking in my room and all of a sudden my whole family came jumping in yelling "SURPRISE!!" I guess they were the ones who ended up being surprised.
#2
prostitution ftw
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#5
prostitution ftw


i came on here betting to myself that would be the first reply, I was right.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#6
Quote by el-ECTRO
i came on here betting to myself that would be the first reply, I was right.


Glad I could help
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#8
Sell your body bit by bit.

Start with toes and go upwards. You might want to leave the vital organs but things like skin and penis and legs and arms and eyelids...you just dont need them.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#11
sell oregano to newbie potheads.
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Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Studio
Crate GTD65
Vox DA5
#14
Be an ebay scammer
Quote by XGhacker
1) OMG THE LEAD SINGER OF IRON MAIDEN RAPES HIS SON!!!
Bruce Dick-in-son
#15
Prostitution
Drug traffic
Giving free kisses for money
Buying cheap junk and selling it expensive on Ebay
Quote by Retro Rocker


....


haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#16
Quote by 12Jim34
Busking in a busy town.


+1

Though how much can one make from a few hours of busking?

Also just downloaded the metal zelda soundtrack. When i read it i almost died. My two passions combined! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!
#17
You could sell things, like old music equipment, game consoles, your body ... the list goes on.
#20
Ebay
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#24
just play some random chords with an acoustic on a street corner

people who don't play are easily impressed
Now do you believe in rock and roll?

Can music save your mortal soul?
#25
This is what you need to do. Became a carpet salesman. Problem solved.
I like to write, and support Chemistry For Improved Life.

Please, recommend me any bands or artists of any genre or medium. Paintings, poets, writers, books, paintings, songs, musicians.

Anything, anything at all. Please.
#26
Quote by polish
I already have a job and I pick up my neighbors kids. But i still need more money, are there any other things that i can do?


are they really that heavy?
like, to the point that it's impressive enough of a feat to be PAID to do it?
fatasses

donate your body to science?
Quote by kevin14u2nv
heck yeah its gonna be heavy its gonna be in Drop A tuning and the opening line of the CD will be like Worship god

and then the pope just does a freakin brutal breakdown
#27
Quote by Base Ics
Giving free kisses for money


Anyone else see the flaw?
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#28
Quote by haz_uk
be a male escort.

provided you're good looking, like me.



Your from newcaslte.......people from newcastle look like they have been hit in the face with a shovel.
Dont be arrogant next time
Quote by XGhacker
1) OMG THE LEAD SINGER OF IRON MAIDEN RAPES HIS SON!!!
Bruce Dick-in-son
#29
how far do u live from guelph?...
Tim Henson 08

Studies have shown that 92% of guitar players are close-minded. Copy this into your signature if you're part of the 8% who enjoy rap.
#31
Well...
You let them give you money, and then you give them a free kiss!
Easy, no?
Quote by Retro Rocker


....


haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#32
Quote by Base Ics
Well...
You let them give you money, and then you give them a free kiss!
Easy, no?


Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#33
Busk in Manchester, I did, and it worked exceptionally well.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#35
Quote by Twist of fate
Can I buy some pot from you?

Sorry m8, I grow mine myself, it's pretty private.
I even use home made fertilizer!
Quote by Retro Rocker


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haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#36
Quote by saphrax
Think outside of the box: reduce your outgoings.


sell this mans box
Quote by diofan88
I lol'd hard


Quote by tattyreagh
That's terrible and hilarious in equal measures...



theyre talking about my comment
#37
Quote by slaptasticdave
prostitution ftw



We've all been there
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#38
I read your username, and the title of this thread.. and LOL'd so hard xD
The Prime Factorisation of the number of the beast : 2x3x3x37
#40
Quote by dunkelblau
are they really that heavy?
like, to the point that it's impressive enough of a feat to be PAID to do it?
fatasses



First 2 lines of that post were absolute genius.
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