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#1
Let's talk about this fabulous fast food that tastes like an angel's cooch after a night out drinking.

Last saturday I had a big roll kebab, couldn't even finish it. I always think "this time I WILL eat the whole thing" but no. A few weeks ago I had my first iskender and damn that was delicious. I had a few gyros in Greece and those were even better. I so want one right now..

Do they even serve this in Americaland? I'm just curious because here we have lots of kebab and pizza restaurants and their busiest nights are on friday and saturday when the pubs close.
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#2
Kebabs are the most disgustingly delicious things in the world.

The alcohol and pot blurs my opinion on the matter though considering I've never eaten one sober.

And don't intend to.

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#3
I want one now but im high so it doesnt count. i had one sober once and it sucked donkey balls.
#5
Kebab and alcohol make my stomach turn into a nuclear holocaust
It's a shame because I love the stuff.
#9
There are a few places in the L. A. area I know of that have them. And they are wonderful! Nothing compares to the Kebabs I had in Italy though.
#11
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Kebabs are sick. Not the good 'Oh that was sick izzit', but 'Oh my god its like **** in a bun' sick.

it could very well be congealed sick, as what it's made of is a mystery.

but if congealed sick tastes that good after a night out, I don't care.
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#15
Pizza is good drunk food. Taco bell too.
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#16
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Kebabs are the most disgustingly delicious things in the world.

The alcohol and pot blurs my opinion on the matter though considering I've never eaten one sober.

And don't intend to.



I can't even remember the last time I've eaten out with friends and not had a session beforehand.
#17
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Pizza is good drunk food. Taco bell too.

you think that until you try the awesomeness of kebabs.
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#18
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you think that until you try the awesomeness of kebabs.


Thats true. Last night I had to choose between kebab or taxi home.


It took me about an hour to get home.
#19
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Thats true. Last night I had to choose between kebab or taxi home.


It took me about an hour to get home.

there wasn't exactly a choice now was there?
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#20
there all good... but the toxic mix of beer and any cheep kebab shop meat... the toilet is sometihng else in the morning... you poop little baby deaths.
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#23
I could have done with one last night.

a 2 mile walk home isn't fun on a stomach that's only got vodka and coke in it.
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#24
There's a kebab shop right near my house on the way to the bus stop, so i've had my fair share of both sober and intoxicated kebab stops.

I find that i can only eat an entire one either if i've skipped lunch or have been out on the drink. Otherwise i'll just settle for some pide.

There's this epic kebab place about 15 mins (by car) from my place that packs in so much meat that they have to wrap it twice to keep it all in.
#25
Kebabs are wrong. Subways are the thing on the way home from a heavy night.
#26
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Kebabs are wrong. Subways are the thing on the way home from a heavy night.


What the hell time do you go home, it closes at 11 here
#27
Kebab is more of an European food so it seems americans have their Mcdonalds.Taco bell and pizza huts....
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#28
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What the hell time do you go home, it closes at 11 here
They all close around 3am here. Studentville FTW. They generally stay open as long as people are around.
#30
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I could have done with one last night.

a 2 mile walk home isn't fun on a stomach that's only got vodka and coke in it.


Vodka and coke? Odd combination only tried it once or twice, never again. Figured if Smirnoff were going to premix it it couldn't be that bad. Big mistake.
#31
Kebabs are wrong. Subways are the thing on the way home from a heavy night.

Dude, what? Subway's, even the footlong ones, have nowhere near enough food to quell the ragings of night-out-fuelled hunger - Only a kebab fills the gap on this case. I die a little every time I chuck a bit away, I wish the guys near me did a small size.

That said, what's your favourite type of kebab?
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#32
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There's this epic kebab place about 15 mins (by car) from my place that packs in so much meat that they have to wrap it twice to keep it all in.



want.
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#33
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There's a kebab shop right near my house on the way to the bus stop, so i've had my fair share of both sober and intoxicated kebab stops.

I find that i can only eat an entire one either if i've skipped lunch or have been out on the drink. Otherwise i'll just settle for some pide.

There's this epic kebab place about 15 mins (by car) from my place that packs in so much meat that they have to wrap it twice to keep it all in.


Sorry, where is this kebab shop?
#34
americaland has kebabs, but probably not like you would find elsewhere. its like our pizza, tacos and chicken-fried rice.

Edit: i'm thinking shish-kebabs....could you explain what this food is like?
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#35
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#36
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Vodka and coke? Odd combination only tried it once or twice, never again. Figured if Smirnoff were going to premix it it couldn't be that bad. Big mistake.

it's basically the only thing I drink.

it seems to just agree with me. I can drink it all night, not remember a thing and still not have a hangover.
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#38
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it's basically the only thing I drink.

it seems to just agree with me. I can drink it all night, not remember a thing and still not have a hangover.


Tried Vodka, Lime cordial and Lemonade? I find the coke gets too sweet. Also, next time you're out, try this: pick up a bottle of peppermint cordial from a big supermarket, and ad a bit to your coke. I know that sounds as if it should taste revolting, but actually, the tastes compliment each other pretty well.
#39
Kebaba plates are awesome,=kebab meat and french fries and sallad and all the essntial sauces,Kebab roll= good,same as above except for the french friest,normal kebab= good allso which has the same stuff as above except it's in a pita bread,i dunno how you yanks have your Kebabs...
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#40
You know what pisses me off? Kebab shops only do those twig like french-fries. What I really want to see is a Kebab eaten with big, thick cut steak chips.
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