So for an AP physics project I need to take in 1 million of something.

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Title basically says the assignment. Rules are
Cant be something that has an assigned numerical value (for example a package of q-tips will say contains x amount of q-tips)
Can't be a computer printout
Sand and rice are already taken
I'm thinking about doing salt or something like that. I would go about doing this by counting out maybe 100 grains then weighing them and figure out what the weight for a million would be then bring in that amount of salt. He is giving us 5% slack for mistakes so our numbers can be off by 5% and we would still get full credit. So my question is do any of you have suggestions of what to take in? Being the pit I expect 75% of these answers to be along the liens of elephants or condoms etc. But yeah, help would be appreciated.
EDIT:Aw ****, I forgot that it has to be visible so for those of you who said air molecules sorry.
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air molecules
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H2O molecules
Carbon molecules (graphite)
grains of Sugar
finely ground anything
computer files
PI digits(google it)
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#9
figure out how many particals for air there are and then convery to moles and then caopture that ammount of oxygen in a syringe or contanier...

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I'd say bring in "a million molecules of carbon" and bring a friend or two to class.
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All you have to do is stand in front of everyone in the class, whip out your erect pen0r, then shout "ONE MILLION SPERM!!!!!!!" and start masturbating furiously into a test tube.

You know it makes sense.
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#19
You don't have to take anything. There are loads of things in/on your body that there are a million of. Hairs being just one example.
#20
dollars?

you could buy mass quantities of marshmallows and count them out, then eat them?

no but seriously the salt/sugar/powder/whatever idea sounds like a good idea to me.
#23
take in a huge bag of sand and say your one million grains are in the middle and there's exactly 1,000,000 of them. the others are just there because you didn't have a place to put them.
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Have this thread grow to 1,000,000 posts, then have a mod close it. Go to class and show your professor.
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Shave your head.....or pull a Britney Spears and rip your hair out, and count the individual hairs.

You'll both pass AND have the whole Mad Scientist look!!!

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this is the best idea so far. use like, Ethiopian dollars, they are a 10,000:7 ratio to US dollars
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That is actually a REALLY good idea. Think UG can do it?
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That is actually a REALLY good idea. Think UG can do it?

no.
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Dammit Jeff, this is serious!

Although, you could get one million hairs on a feather...
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The million dollars of currency sounds good. And yeah, use Ethiopian currency. Although I don't know where you'd get it...
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All you have to do is stand in front of everyone in the class, whip out your erect pen0r, then shout "ONE MILLION SPERM!!!!!!!" and start masturbating furiously into a test tube.

You know it makes sense.


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#35
Bring 1 million nanometers of string.
I just need about $3.50
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Bring in a movie and pause the movie once 1 million frames have gone by. I would assume this would require a very long movie, but I could be wrong.
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Bring 1 million nanometers of string.


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Or something else manageable.
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