#5
I wish I were having sex on a beach, I'd shove some sand in her vagina to see if Cartman's "Sand in your vagina" is accurate or not.
#6
How can they be arrested for making a alcoholic beverage?

EDIT:Nevermind.....
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I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#7

IS ILLEAGAL Y'ALL!!!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#8
Totally worth it
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The Dual Rectifier is my sexy finishing move.


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Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
#9
Quote by Cabron1
Do you think they will 'go down'??


They already have, thats what the problem is.
Peavey Valveking 212

Ibanez S520EX in grey
#12
Quote by Blitzraptor007
How can they be arrested for making a alcoholic beverage?

EDIT:Nevermind.....






sex on the beach cocktails are nice. poor joke tho.
#14
yeah, i'll pass on sand in my dickhole.

Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Did they catch a Krabby?

#15
The only way I see that working out alright is if she was on top.

Uhh... also that's stupid.
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Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
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Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#16
this was in the news about 6 weeks ago?!
Fender American Deluxe Telecaster
Marshall JCM800
Boss Tu-2, Os-2, DD-3
#18
Quote by filthandfury
You forgot the link to the video.



google harley raine..gangbang squad..i think that is the one
#19
Oh tis in Dubai, TO THE GALLOWS!
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#20
she got fired for having sex? WTF
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Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#21
that's a lot of sand in places sand shouldn't be...
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#22
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sex on the beach cocktails are nice. poor joke tho.

Umm... a cocktail is an alcoholic beverage
FAIL!!!
Quote by Hakanku
I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.