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My Favorite word is EPIC. Me and my Guitar Bud, (Chris) made a Robo suit out of Cardboard that he dressed up in and we went around bugging people asking them what their favorite color and stuff was. I also brought my accoustic so we sang-ask them too. Any SUPER-EPIC MOMENTS you have too share?
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#3
Once I killed a man just by shaking my fist in his general direction.
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#5
I changed my clan tag in COD4 to EPIC.

That's pretty epic if I do say so myself.
#6
Epic is like, such a like, totally awesome word.
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#7
Go learn how to use your favorite word. Stop throwing it about and saying everything is "epic".

Epic has a definition , and it is NOT anything that is "good".


EDIT: Here you go.

ep·ic Audio Help /ˈɛpɪk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ep-ik] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective Also, ep·i·cal.

1. noting or pertaining to a long poetic composition, usually centered upon a hero, in which a series of great achievements or events is narrated in elevated style: Homer's Iliad is an epic poem.
2. resembling or suggesting such poetry: an epic novel on the founding of the country.
3. heroic; majestic; impressively great: the epic events of the war.
4. of unusually great size or extent: a crime wave of epic proportions.
–noun
5. an epic poem.
6. epic poetry.
7. any composition resembling an epic.
8. something worthy to form the subject of an epic: The defense of the Alamo is an American epic.
9. (initial capital letter) Also called Old Ionic. the Greek dialect represented in the Iliad and the Odyssey, apparently Aeolic modified by Ionic.
" Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue-to the end that we should hear and see more than we speak. "
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#8
There's a Mexican guy with a sombrero that sells hot dogs on the street and my friend sang the mexican hat dance song really loudly as we walked past.
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i shook bill clintons hand, he went to my school once idk why but they had like this chain fence with a hole and u shoved ur hand thru the hole and he would shake ur hand, i was like 12
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#11
That's not epic that's ****ing ****.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#12
Quote by gnrliesmanlies
i once fapped so hard i shot over the atlantic ocean and hit a guy in britain



^ didn't see that one cumming


#13
^That wasn't his hand.
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#14
I dropped LSD, stole a street sign, bought 6 packs of twinkies, made friends with a penguin, and smoked a joint on top of a parking garage while watching the sun rise with two of my best friends. All in one night.
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stole a car once... no big deal
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4. of unusually great size or extent: a crime wave of epic proportions.



Judging from this here definition id have to say the most epic thing i know of would have to be my penis.
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I stole the head off a statue once.

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#18
This.

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In terms of the real definition, the most epic "thing" I've "done" was read The Odyssey

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
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i took my dads car for a spin when i was 13......and crashed it in to a trailer
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me and my cousin got chased by this bear one time at my gramma's house. that's it.
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i shook bill clintons hand, he went to my school once idk why but they had like this chain fence with a hole and u shoved ur hand thru the hole and he would shake ur hand, i was like 12


Sounds extremely similar to a glory hole.
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#24
when i was 12 my family owned a wild boar hunting reserve, and when the hunters shot one my brothers and i would track it for them.

thats pretty much all.
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Quote by clincher09
This.


Thor he is pretty epic.

And in serious stuff probably the ten day outrip i went on twice.
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I damaged my air conditioning with my lawn mower after smoking one to many bowls with my bud (no pun intended)
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Quote by thomaserak
me and my cousin got chased by this bear one time at my gramma's house. that's it.



that reminds me. once i chased a hungry mountain lion during its mating season with just a pocket knife. (i know it was hungry cause it was stalking my dog)
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At camp I was gonna hook up with this girl but I changed my mind. so I go "JUST KIDDING" and walk away.

and she comes in my cabin where im playing poker with my bros and she's like "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" like mad pissed.

So i'm like "I'm gay"

then she was like

and I was like
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Quote by gnrliesmanlies
i once fapped so hard i shot over the atlantic ocean and hit a guy in britain

the nuclear test in desert wasnt really a nuclear bomb but my jizz hitting the ground
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I performed Holy Diver for a talent show. It was fun, I played air guitar and I have longish hair which I flung around, so yeah I was a little dizzy afterwards.

edit: I was also singing to the voiceless track I made of it...
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Quote by Friggly
At camp I was gonna hook up with this girl but I changed my mind. so I go "JUST KIDDING" and walk away.

and she comes in my cabin where im playing poker with my bros and she's like "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" like mad pissed.

So i'm like "I'm gay"

then she was like

and I was like


and your friends slowly walked away, and you were left with no girl, or poker friends.
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Quote by rickmeister
Once I killed a man just by shaking my fist in his general direction.


Me too. In fact, I'm shaking my fist right now...


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in grade 8 me and my friend greased the schools floor with silicone oil. people where sliding everywhere the people in wheelchairs where going sideways involuntarily.
of course we got caught somehow and had to clean 10,000 old milk cartons
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1. I broke a kid's back. No. Joke. It was in a soccer match, and I was running full pelt towards a guy as a ball in the air was being sent to him. He jumped; I ran through him, shoulder into his stomach. He broke a vertabrae, or something. He was fine though.

2. I came twice from the same erection. First orgasm took fifteen minutes, second orgams took one hour and thirty minutes. My penis was incredibly sore after.
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Walking 5+ miles in a matter of like 4 hours and chaefing the hole time and surviving.
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