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#1
whats the randomest thing you've ever done/ seen happen at a resteraunt?

i'll start

One time I went to a mc donalds and ordered a random burger off their $1 menu. And i took a bite out of it as soon as i got it, and chewed it and spit it at the cashier and said, oh my god, this tastes like ****, the meat is raww!!!! i can taste the blood, and i threw the burger at the manager and walked away.

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#2
TS your an asswipe
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#3
Yeah, TS. Dick move. >__>
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#4
imma call bs
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#5
stupid thread is stupid...
and besides you should still be able to taste the blood in a good burger.
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TS your an asswipe


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what a prick. those guys work their asses off for people like you
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#7
I was at an Outback Steakhouse, and the walls of this one Were COVERED in boomerangs. i took the smallest one down, aimed, and flung it. My aim was alot better than usual that day, and it sailed through the kitchen door into a pot of macaroni.
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stupid thread is stupid...
and besides you should still be able to taste the blood in a good burger.


If I wanted to taste the blood, I would just go take a bite out of a cow.
#9
My friend and I were eating at a McDonald's downtown when suddenly this hobo walks it, pulls down his pants and takes a shit on the floor.

Their burgers were surprisingly tasty though.
#10
i was at a wedding and a Waiter dropped a huge plate of dish's and the manager fired him on the spot and he ran away crying
and the best man just said fag really loud
#11
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If I wanted to taste the blood, I would just go take a bite out of a cow.


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#12



my friends and i were at ihop one night at around 11. my friend chris decided he would do the old twist the lid off the pepper thingie on us while we were ordering our food. we all see him do it and he says "oh well whateverrr" and just puts it back.

15 minutes later we get our food and he decides he wants pepper on his hash browns. he reaches for the same pepper he unscrewed and tries to pour a little tiny bit onto his has browns, but forgot he unscrewed the lid, so 3/4 of the thing spills onto his plate.

it was an epic self pwn
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My friend and I were eating at a McDonald's downtown when suddenly this hobo walks it, pulls down his pants and takes a shit on the floor.

Their burgers were surprisingly tasty though.


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#15
I went to some Italian restaurant... apparently their pasta was Pizza Hut delivered.
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#16
I was at Dennys with a friend, there was someone in the booth next to us with some girl talking on her cellphone. She said, "Yeah I'm at Dennys". I turned to her and said in an obnoxious, loud voice, "YEAH YOU ARE!" And I gave her a thumbs-up. She left soon after.

Why am I so awkward...
#17
Me and my buddies would always go into Denny's wasted and get slam burgers all the time. Once when we were really gone, I took one bite and ran to the bathroom to throw up and I missed the toilet and puked all over the floor. Then when I came back out, I saw my brother do the same thing, except when he ran to the bathroom, he only made it to the urinal. He started puking, filling it, when somebody else walked in. He didn't want to puke in front of them so he stopped, started feeling better, and walked into the stall I puked in. He saw my puke on the floor and couldn't help but throw up once more all over mine. That was an amazing night.
#18
i went to ihop, and the waitress sat us in a booth. about 45 minutes go by, and there isn't anysign of drinks or the waitress. so i call over one of the other waiters, and he tells us, "your waitress just quit." i thought, no way, this only happens in movies, but i was wrong, she just quit. it was a night of hilarity
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#19
I work at a Burger King, and tonight I was working the first window, so I had on a headset, but I wasn't talking to anyone.

Anyway, I hear this old woman ordering, and I hear this little kid in the background, then I hear his mom (presumably) yell "SHUT THE- I'M GONNA-!" then just stop.

She sounded like she was about to freak, but never finished a single thought. She's just cut herself off.

Everything went quiet on the headset, then the older woman just started ordering again.
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#20
At Olive Garden about a month ago, I was sitting in the lobby waiting for a table and a little fat kid runs out towards the bathroom barfing the whole way there.
#21
hit bongs in a mcdonalds playplace. you know, the plastic tube jungle sh*t with the ball pit...yeah that was fun
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#23
Back when I actually had a social life, we used to hang out at a Dunkin' Doughnuts a lot. The kind of place where if you went there at any time, you know you'd see someone you knew. But anyways, one night we were just sitting around talking and someone notices that one of the workers is burning a bagel in the... bagel toaster I guess. It got up to a pretty big flame, and the workers were just staring at it lol.

Not that great I guess, but it was pretty fun to just watch open flame slowly progress in a restaurant with the workers just sitting there like it's a campfire.
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#24
I brought my australian friend to outback steakhouse and everyone thought he was faking the accent.
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#25
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that was actually okay for an "I Cum Blood" joke.
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I brought my australian friend to outback steakhouse and everyone thought he was faking the accent.


LOL

That's great.
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#27
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If I wanted to taste the blood, I would just go take a bite out of a cow.

Good burgers are usually served rare or medium-rare this preserves the natural flavors of good beef. The cooking (in the case of hamburgers) is usually just to kill any bacteria.

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So we had a music battle, copying what each other did and upping the ante and whatnot. After awhile of going nowhere, I said to the pianist "let's see you do this, asshole" played a single note... and bent it up a step. And left.
#28
i was in a restaurant minding my own business back in 1994. this British couple decides to have a stickup at the restaurant. a restaurant! who has a stickup at a restaurant!


luckily John Travolta came out of the bathroom with his gun, and Samuel L Jackson talked the guy out of it.

thats what i call DEVINE INTERVENTION!
#29
i worked as a waiter at a resturaunt called Steak n' Shake, and i got yelled at by a customer because were killing all the cows.
#30
last year on halloween, i went to a burger king, and they gave me a arge fris cuz they liked my costume :]
it turns out the manager was a huge kiss fan
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#31
I have quite a few. I used to work at this place called Storm's. It's a little burger place built in my hometown in the 50's. Anyway, one night I was the car hop, and I went to take this dude's food out to him, and when I get to his window I see one of my fellow employees sit up and wipe her mouth off real quick. So because I was suspicious, when he rolled down his window, I yelled "Was she just sucking your dick?! She works here!" very loud. It attracted alot of attention.

Another night, my friend and I took the trash out and see a truck parked right in front of the dumpster. We decide that it's in our best interest to climb up the back of the dumpster and see what the people in the truck are doing. They were having sex. They didn't notice us. So we watched for a little bit (creepy, I know) and then we left and called the cops on them for fun.

One night when the heater had broke and it was freezing inside, the same friend and myself decided to start a little hobo-style trashcan fire indoors. Nothing too big, just a small controlled blaze. Anyways, this really spastic kid was at work that night and saw it and completely flipped. He started screaming "FIRE!!" and sprayed it (and everyone/everything in the vicinity) with the nearest extinguisher.

My manager and I were taking a smoke break once, and he saw a snake crawl into a bush. I left, because I hate snakes, but he kept poking around in the bush. A few minutes later, he came inside and said, "Call an ambulance, I just got bit by a f**king snake." Then he passed out and broke his nose on the floor. The snake was a copperhead. He's lucky he didn't die.

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#33
My friend and I walked about a mile from our church to McDonalds between morning service and youth band practice (Lazy hobos no cars yay) and it's about 100 degrees outside, he has on 3 shirts, I have on black shirt (just to summarize the stupidity of this) ANYWAY we walk into mcdonalds and the cashier is calling out "Big Mac Meal... anyone order a Big Mac Meal" and jsut leaves it there after a bit, he looks at my friend and says "what'd you want?" He says "a big mac meal" so the cashier just hands him the bag with the meal and a cup. He didn't even have to pay.

#34
disregarding my earlier post, i once had an epic rant at Jack and the Box


they tried and succeeded of kicking me out of Jack and the Box at 1am for being "possibly drunk/stoned". i yelled at them "WHAT!! u sever drunks EXCLUSIVELY at 1am! who else comes to a ****ty place like J and the B to get food!!! ur all drunk urselves!!!! who the **** works at J and the B at 1am besides someone who hasnt had a DUI! **** u guys! **** J and the B! and **** eating anywhere else cuz this soda will be delicious enough to fill me up!!! *walks over to soda fountain and drinks the liquidy goodness*

then they threatend to call the cops...so i left quietly
#35
when I was a waiter, I confused this one table by changing my name by one letter every time I walked up to them, never actually used my real name.
Hi my name is Tim. If you need anything I'm tom. and so on and so on. From Tim to Joe something.
It was funny at the time
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#36
One time, my friend and his family were at a restaurant, and some random guy walks up to his mom and hugs her, "Mooooooom!" He gave my friend a quarter and told some story about its significance, and told his brother to come by his fishing shop if he needed some free gear. They assumed he was drunk.

Another time, my sister and her friends went into the Burger King drive thru, and her friend ordered really quietly, "burger.....pickles...bun....seeds...pickles" The guy says, "What?", probably turned up the mic, and her other friend leaned over and screamed in a cookie monster voice "CAN I HAVE A NUMBER TWO!!!!!" The guy says, "No, but you can get out of my drive thru." They had to turn around and leave, and to this day they're not allowed back.
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My friend and I were eating at a McDonald's downtown when suddenly this hobo walks it, pulls down his pants and takes a shit on the floor.

Their burgers were surprisingly tasty though.

That reminds me of this time when me and my friend were at a mall. We went to the bathroom to piss and we notice that there's a hobo shitting in a stall with the door wide open. We both hold in our laughs like retards and then try to ignore it.

Well, my friend went to wash his hands afterward, and the hobo just walks out of the stall, pants around his ankles and goes to the sink right next to my friend, grabs some paper towels, and starts wiping his ass right there. I was standing by the door laughing my ass off, and it must have been the most awkward moment of my friends life
#38
I once turned up all the water on the urinals at a cafeteria bathroom.

it really was amazing. all the guys coming out with soaking wet pants.
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#39
I was at Lone Star and the waitress' (who was like.. old, and saggy) bra strap just kinda fell out of her shirt. I laughed for like 10 minutes.
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last year on halloween, i went to a burger king, and they gave me a arge fris cuz they liked my costume :]
it turns out the manager was a huge kiss fan


you sure he wasnt a pedophile?
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