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I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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#4
pimp smack that ho

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#5
lol i thought this was about your girl cheating, and she was with me
but id get it checked out just in case
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#9
yeah its probably just a gasket. That's something u could probably handle.
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I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?"


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#11
you could probably fix it yourself... but you're a pussy and you won't just like you won't slap your stupid woman in the mouth1!!1!!
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#12
XD


Anyways, get it checked up, its more vaulable than a girl cheating on you.
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thank you for making my night TS
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#15
take it back to the dealer
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#16


Very nice. Very nice.
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#17
Dude that why you have sex with copious amounts of women **** a real relationship until your like 30
#18
15 minutes or less could save you 15% or more on bike insurance.
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Epic copypasta is epic.
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#20
Wtf this ended weird. What happened? Why did you ask a question about your bike?
#21
fix yourself all you need is the torque specs and a new gasket should take 1/2 an hour

but make sure to get the specs i changed one and thought o 12ftpds isn't much by 8 the bolt snapped and and had to drill it out tap it bigger get a new bolt and the specs

but deffinetly one of the easiest gaskets to change
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You failed with the thread title

Needs to be more 'I have an important question regarding something serious'


yeah i thought about how i couldof made the title a little better. owell.
#26
This seems to me to be a serious problem.

Oil leaks are, after all, most certainly not a laughing matter. My vote goes to returning it.
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#27
Use duct tape.

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#31
Oh, I get it.

This was actually a thread about your motorcycle! Sly fox, you.
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little bit of metaphorical speech there ma laddy?


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#39
HOORAH copypasta :P

He's basically saying that woman are inferior creatures.

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#40
call the Cheaters hotline, youll be on tv, and youll find out about your girlfriend!
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