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turd sandwich
1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

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So, who is the biggest turd sandwich in the Universe?

I say, Bill O' Reilly.


Also, this can be a competition to see who can make the biggest turd sandwich.

I say, Bono.
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#3
Whatever, Randy Marsh totally out turded Bono.

But I agree about Bill O'Reilly, although I think Nancy Grace could be his Turd Panini Queen.
#4
Oh I see what you did there. You used the biggest douche thread to reference the South Park episode in which the giant douche and the turd sandwich compete for the title of the school mascot.
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Oh I see what you did there. You used the biggest douche thread to reference the South Park episode in which the giant douche and the turd sandwich compete for the title of the school mascot.

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I like Maddox's description of Bill O'Riley, as a "blubbering vagina."
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I like Maddox's description of Bill O'Riley, as a "blubbering vagina."

haha

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