#2
Damn Dutch, always ruining our plans.
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#3
No we're not...

Bombing???
Sure doesnt sound like us
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#4
oh noes?
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#5
when does a news paper ever say "ultra-secret operation" ?
lmao.
but i would like to see if this really happens.
#6
Heh that's not news.

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#7
Quote by JessicaGonzo
when does a news paper ever say "ultra-secret operation" ?
lmao.
but i would like to see if this really happens.


Hey, who are we to judge the dutch newspaper industry?
#8
We all know President Bush won't leave office without bombing Iran. He's hinted at it for a while now.
#9
Is that real??

If it is, America's gonna get NUKED by some communist bastards *shakes fist in menacing manner whilst running back to the bunker*

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#10
Quote by valennic
Is that real??

If it is, America's gonna get NUKED by some communist bastards *shakes fist in menacing manner whilst running back to the bunker*



You have a bunker?
I want one.
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#11
Quote by jmonko
You have a bunker?
I want one.


<_<

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#12
Quote by valennic
<_<

>_>

Bring women...and you may have a spot in mah bunker.


No problem.
First of all how many?
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#16
Quote by jmonko
No problem.
First of all how many?
Second dont touch ma' girlfriend.


As many as you can

And of course, I dont steal gfs

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You mean this bunker?


O_O

You bastard! They know where I am now!!! *shakes fist*

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#17
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#18
Got my bunker right here
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#19
anyway, i dont understand the term nappy head. i thought americans said diaper when they were referring to nappys (as in babies things to catch poo...jeez i cant even say pants because that means something else).
#21
Quote by valennic
As many as you can

And of course, I dont steal gfs


O_O

You bastard! They know where I am now!!! *shakes fist*

*runs to other bunker*


mhmm...I have like to girls thatll come with me.

Good

now where is this other bunker?
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#22
Quote by jmonko
mhmm...I have like to girls thatll come with me.

Good

now where is this other bunker?


<_<


..................


>_>


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#23
yeah... this is most definitely not gonna happen. Also, how did a Dutch Newspaper get a hold of a classified plan like that?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#24
Srsly, all of you laughed, and mocked our missile silo.

Who's laughing now? WHO?
#25
Saskatoon has a missile silo? Please, they don't even have a hockey team, never mind a missile silo.

also, who else was expecting to get rickrolled clicking that link? I read the first page before clicking just to be sure it was fo' realz, and not a rickroll.
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#26
Great, your retard president is going to get you in another war.

I highly doubt this is true because I think George W. Bush wants to go out on a good note, not one that starts war.
#27
Most papers have an online presence nowadays - where's the link?! Otherwise this is a spurious claim...which I know you fellow Pit dwellers would never do...so here's mine!

MCCAIN TO INSERT FIST INTO CAMEL'S VAGINA: I read, yeah, in this Bulgarian newspaper that John McCain is going to get his Korean killin' paws, lube 'em up, and ram it up a camel's 'front bottom' as part of his presidential campaign. Apparently, this is going to be, like, a signal that if he gets voted in as President he's going to fist-**** the whole Middle East. And in a recent poll done by 'Finnish Wardrobe Maker' magazine, it said this is something that's really going to help secure votes in the Florida, New Mexico and Illinois. That's what I heard and it's true it is.
#28
Quote by MrYoshida
Apparently the U.S. is gonna bomb Iran in two weeks. Sweeeeeet

Link

Yeah...I love it when people get killed...yay...
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#29
Quote by samtberg
Most papers have an online presence nowadays - where's the link?! Otherwise this is a spurious claim...which I know you fellow Pit dwellers would never do...so here's mine!

MCCAIN TO INSERT FIST INTO CAMEL'S VAGINA: I read, yeah, in this Bulgarian newspaper that John McCain is going to get his Korean killin' paws, lube 'em up, and ram it up a camel's 'front bottom' as part of his presidential campaign. Apparently, this is going to be, like, a signal that if he gets voted in as President he's going to fist-**** the whole Middle East. And in a recent poll done by 'Finnish Wardrobe Maker' magazine, it said this is something that's really going to help secure votes in the Florida, New Mexico and Illinois. That's what I heard and it's true it is.

TS gave a link, you didn't. so people will believe him, and only hope what you said happens (be alot funnier than WWIII, IMHO, and it might guarantee him the vote of furries)
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#30
Quote by Ultra----tyNewsPaperArticle
Ultra-Secret Operation


That newspaper just lost all credibility.
"Ultra secret"
Lol.
Sounds like...The guy on South Park.
I'm super cereal guys! We bomb Iran in two weekz!


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#31
Yeah...I love it when people get killed...yay...


yeah its good until you have to call an ambulance and fill all that paperwork...
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#32
Why would George Bush want to bomb Iran prior to an election and nearly after another disaster in New Orleans? It seems that his party wouldn't want to get votes.

I call BS.
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#33
Quote by skvvisgaar
Saskatoon has a missile silo? Please, they don't even have a hockey team, never mind a missile silo.




But anywho, yes, I'm sure every country reveals what they're doing with their ultra-secret super cereal spy guys and when. Going into another war partially makes sense, but isn't needed since Obama intends to continue the Iraq war for another 16 months, and McCain supports war. IMO, it's just something to start building up to prepare people for when the Iraq war is finished to have a reason to go into war with Iran, as the U.S. generally has a war based economy.
#34
Quote by valennic
Is that real??

If it is, America's gonna get NUKED by some communist bastards *shakes fist in menacing manner whilst running back to the bunker*


That'd help the rest of the world out.

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