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#1
Time for a life hack thread.
tips, advice, and cheats around life itself.

Order a double cheese burger and ask for lettuce and mac sauce.

It's the same as the 3$ big mac but without the sesame seeds and the extra meat.

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#2
Enter the console, type in sv_cheats 1, and type noclip.

Also, you can ask for mac sauce? Didn't know that.
#3
when you order pizza, call the last place you ordered from and tell them that the pizza you got was something different they will send you a free pizza of your choice.
It usally works best when you call them back the same night.
that way you get a free pizza heh.
#4
1 mexican rat, 11 herbs and spices, grease

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#5
if you put stuff in your pockets and walk away from where you took it you have acquired new items, though guards may coma and arrest you
#6
go to any drive through, and when they ask you what you want, tell them that you forgot to bring your money. then you drive up to the pickup window, and you will get the food that the person behind you ordered.
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#7
Quote by Incardito
Time for a life hack thread.
tips, advice, and cheats around life itself.

Order a double cheese burger and ask for lettuce and mac sauce.

It's the same as the 3$ big mac but without the sesame seeds and the extra meat.


If you don't have a burger at all you won't get fat and people will love you.
#8
Quote by fli.pansy
go to any drive through, and when they ask you what you want, tell them that you forgot to bring your money. then you drive up to the pickup window, and you will get the food that the person behind you ordered.
Sounds like it might actually work, have you tried it?
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#10
Quote by Spaceman_Spiff
Sounds like it might actually work, have you tried it?


ive seen videos of it work, but i dont steal lol. it's just for those who want to experiment with it
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#11
Quote by the_man101
when you order pizza, call the last place you ordered from and tell them that the pizza you got was something different they will send you a free pizza of your choice.
It usally works best when you call them back the same night.
that way you get a free pizza heh.


That's not nice.
#12
Quote by Incardito
Time for a life hack thread.
tips, advice, and cheats around life itself.

Order a double cheese burger and ask for lettuce and mac sauce.

It's the same as the 3$ big mac but without the sesame seeds and the extra meat.

you stole this thread from /b/, but anyway. Dont be a nice guy if you want to get laid, you'll get friend zone-ed
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#13
get the iced espresso at starbucks, add in sugar and milk in the condemants stand. Easy Latte for at least 1-2 dollars cheaper.
#14
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#15
Call R&D department complaining about oxygen filter giving me trouble (after jettisoning remaing oxygen filters onboard ship). Tell them to send some bantha fodder to retrieve more in warehouse on Endor. Send a legion of my troops to Endor saying some local is raiding warehouse, and to destroy said scum.

Gives me the giggles everytime.
#16
Quote by fli.pansy
ive seen videos of it work, but i dont steal lol. it's just for those who want to experiment with it
I kinda want to try it.
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#17
Quote by fli.pansy
go to any drive through, and when they ask you what you want, tell them that you forgot to bring your money. then you drive up to the pickup window, and you will get the food that the person behind you ordered.

or the employee might happen to have an IQ superior to that of a plastic fork and they will catch on.

most places around here take the money at the same window that they give you the food.


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#18
if the line up inside is too big at Mcdonalds and u have no car get a big cardboard box add some string and go through the drive through in ur brand new cardboard box car. the chicks will love it.
sex
drugs
rock&roll
speed
weed
birth control
lifes a b***h until we die
so f**k this s**t
let's get high


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#19
I'd quite like to try the drive thru run, you know the one.
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Quote by MTVget0FFtheAIR
or the employee might happen to have an IQ superior to that of a plastic fork and they will catch on.

most places around here take the money at the same window that they give you the food.


Not in Canada
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#21
When you get up to a red light with sensors, hit the brakes 3 times and the red light will turn
(wont work if there are cars goin across)

In So. Cal. go to Jack In The Box, order a Jumbojack combo, and a jumbo jack separate. The order will coem to $6.66
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#23
jokes on TS, thats called a mini mac and has a 50 cent extra charge. i wokr at mcdess, there you go :P
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#24
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jokes on TS, thats called a mini mac and has a 50 cent extra charge. i wokr at mcdess, there you go :P


this guy knows his mcgoodies
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#25
When dining at Chick-fil-A, always order your chicken sandwich with no pickles. They cook a backlog of reg. sands. about busy hours to keep up with the demand. They can't pull the pickles off of a sandwich for both aesthetic (juice stains on bun) and special request (possible allergies) reasons. So, you get a guaranteed freshly made sandwich.
#26
Return an item to the store during christmas time and just don't actually put the item in the box

The economy loses millions of dollars this way a year!

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I'm gonna have a party.
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I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
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#27
Quote by The Leader
When dining at Chick-fil-A, always order your chicken sandwich with no pickles. They cook a backlog of reg. sands. about busy hours to keep up with the demand. They can't pull the pickles off of a sandwich for both aesthetic (juice stains on bun) and special request (possible allergies) reasons. So, you get a guaranteed freshly made sandwich.


Yeah, but then you have to eat a sandwich without pickles. That's the best part.
#28
I figured out an IRL exploit a few years ago, and keep up with promotional offers to find new ones.

Anyway, Blockbuster had a thing where you could trade in any 3 used games and get a brand new just-came-out-this-week video game. So, I went over to EB games and picked out 3 2$ PoSes which got me my brand new game which netted me a new release trade-in value of 30$, which I then bought 10-20 or so bargain bin titles, went over to Blockbuster, etc etc rinse and repeat.

I made 4000$ that week. Keeping up with stuff like this is how I got everything I have for free. Except for my pool table, I had to splurge on that one.

Edit: ^^Meh, they're ok, but I prefer to drown the sandwich in buttermilk ranch to make up for it.
#29
for all the aussies
go to a hungry jacks
look in the bin for an empty cup, the bigger the better
go to the counter for a 'refill'
bahahaha!!
(cause refills are free at HJ)
#30
Quote by jimithrash
for all the aussies
go to a hungry jacks
look in the bin for an empty cup, the bigger the better
go to the counter for a 'refill'
bahahaha!!
(cause refills are free at HJ)

LOL niice, i never thought of that. but i would rather rinse it out first.. some guy could had something nasty lol
sex
drugs
rock&roll
speed
weed
birth control
lifes a b***h until we die
so f**k this s**t
let's get high


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I wanna die on a toilet
#31
Quote by jimithrash
for all the aussies
go to a hungry jacks
look in the bin for an empty cup, the bigger the better
go to the counter for a 'refill'
bahahaha!!
(cause refills are free at HJ)


Well someplaces in north america have free refills too, but if i wanted to pick up herpes that easily, i would just spend a night with paris hilton
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#32
Quote by The Leader
I figured out an IRL exploit a few years ago, and keep up with promotional offers to find new ones.

Anyway, Blockbuster had a thing where you could trade in any 3 used games and get a brand new just-came-out-this-week video game. So, I went over to EB games and picked out 3 2$ PoSes which got me my brand new game which netted me a new release trade-in value of 30$, which I then bought 10-20 or so bargain bin titles, went over to Blockbuster, etc etc rinse and repeat.

I made 4000$ that week. Keeping up with stuff like this is how I got everything I have for free. Except for my pool table, I had to splurge on that one.

Edit: ^^Meh, they're ok, but I prefer to drown the sandwich in buttermilk ranch to make up for it.


Does Blockbuster still do that?
#33
Quote by buiky
LOL niice, i never thought of that. but i would rather rinse it out first.. some guy could had something nasty lol


true,
you could always wait for a clean looking person to finish their drink then nab their cup
or maybe try go to the counter and ask for a cup of water which you skull down just to get it refilled with the soft drink of your choice
#34
Quote by buiky
LOL niice, i never thought of that. but i would rather rinse it out first.. some guy could had something nasty lol

its the same thing over here with wendys but they have to give you a new cup each refill.
#35
Quote by InvaderTSN
Does Blockbuster still do that?


I thought EB games did that also?

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#36
up up down down left right left right square
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#37
another life cheat is free fruit
go to the fruit/vege groceries. you'd notice people grab like a grape or something and eat it just to try it out
i dont see why you cant pig out on the fruit, just make sure no one's looking hahaha

free food: just dress like a hobo and go into one of them homeless shelters that give you free soup

free books/mags: instead of buying your books/mags just stay at the shop/newsagency and read them there

metcard money: for all aussies, save your metcard, 100 gets you 10 dollars i think.
#38
sex : just tell them you "love "them then wait 6-8 months for teh AIDs.
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#40
Quote by MTVget0FFtheAIR
or the employee might happen to have an IQ superior to that of a plastic fork and they will catch on.

most places around here take the money at the same window that they give you the food.


There actually isn't too much you can do about it if the person taking the order doesn't mention anything to the person handing out the food. If you actually say what you want, they'll ring in the order, and it will show up as canceled for whoever's handing out food. Most of the time the person taking the orders will be busy, and won't actually notice anything. It's something that'd work fairly easily once per place, but it also makes you an asshole, so, your choice.
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