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#3
i'd love to have a girl slowly slide that down my light saber
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#5
lulz
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#6
Quote by cheeseman3001
i'd love to have a girl slowly slide that down my light saber


Bit of a waste, the saber would just burn right through it.

Plus the romantic night would be ruined if you slipped and accidentally disembowelled her with it.
#8
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Bit of a waste, the saber would just burn right through it.

Plus the romantic night would be ruined if you slipped and accidentally disembowelled her with it.


There's always necrophilia...
#9
if you're going for the nookie... remember to wrap your wookie.

*wink wink*
#10
Quote by imdeth
There's always necrophilia...


And with that, this thread has exhausted all joke possibilities.
#11
I need a Chewbacca one. It would mesh well with my gigantic jungle bush.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#12
Quote by imdeth
There's always necrophilia...


There arent any wierd fetishes in science fic...

Oh wait, my bad.
#15
-sigh- Sadly I'm only stroking my own wookie nowadays
The Pit. The Movie.
#16
I'm Obi-WANG kenobi ^^

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Newfags can't Loveforce.
Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Standard Vintage Sunburst
Yamaha Pacifica
Peavey JD acoustic
Vox AC30VT
#17
Quote by keithmoon15
actually, i can see SIX

I see EIGHT look at the inside of the heels....

#18
Quote by Spay
-sigh- Sadly I'm only stroking my own wookie nowadays


You shouldn't be. The pit is full of folk willing to do it for you... like me for example
#22
Mother: "Hello son what have you been doing?"
Son: "Closely examining packets of themed condoms and debating the quantity of condoms displayed on C3PO's body, mother."
Mother: *disowns*
#25
dude... how'd u find these?
All Shall Perish, ABRB, Behemoth, Belay My Last, TBDM, Born Of Osiris, Carnifex, Despised Icon, I Declare War, Impending Doom, Odious Mortem, Salt The Wound, Suicide Silence, WhiteChapel
#26
I see 8.
One on R2D2
One on the light saber
One on the Death Star
One on C3PO's head, one on stomach, 2 at the heels, and 1 visible on the knee (possibly 1 more but it's covered by R2's arm)
#27
Quote by OCDeity
And with that, this thread has exhausted all joke possibilities.


I Cum Blood


Thats ALL of them


Seriously, i need an R2D2 one..because it's the...right size..


<_<

>_>
#29
Star Wars condoms are not big enough to contain MY "force"

"Star Wars Condoms: May his "force" be IN you."

amidoinitrite?
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

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touche sir.
#31
Quote by MetalzMinion12
dude... how'd u find these?



i thought of the two most epic things, googled it, and this came up
#33
'wait chick, your turning on my lightsaber...'


Quote by Spoonman69
Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#34
"Is that your lightsaber in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
"If it was my lightsaber you'd be dead... If i was just pleased to see you you'd just be blind. I am afraid it is a knife. Get your coat."
#38
Quote by Spay
-sigh- Sadly I'm only stroking my own wookie nowadays


Why do i sense you want to stroke someone elses 'wookie' from this???
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tool and opeth definitly dont play tube amps . You cant get those distorted sounds out of it. tube is for like beatles stuff right?


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You're right, just about the only thing better than a Spider 3 is an MG : )


#40
Quote by Pete Griffin
Why do i sense you want to stroke someone elses 'wookie' from this???


-is bisexual- ;D


Anytime, love
The Pit. The Movie.
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