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#1
OK Pit, checked my email today, and guess what? I have a new girlfriend from Russia! Hurrah!

GREETINGS my new friend! I the Russian girl, me of 26 years and I 26 years live in Russia, but and I can not find the happiness, second half!!! And I was solved on searches of the man from for borders, can so my happiness, my second half!!! I for a long time thought that to me to write how to begin my small letter, that I could interest you, questionnaire, but that, we have well learned each other, to us I was necessary on to correspond for this purpose, will leave to you electronic adres: [removed];! I wait for your letter! Your new girlfriend from Russia Ekaterina!


I sent her a mail back telling her Russian girls have sexy accents... will let ya know what/if anything comes back!
#6
Any pics?
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#7
In Soviet Russia, girlfriend finds YOU!
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#10
My god she sounds so sexy...

Does this remind anyone else of that Aqua teen hunger force episode?
#11
Quote by Blitzraptor007
In Soviet Russia, girlfriend finds YOU!


Damn straight.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#13
If she looks anything like irina sheik, plz let me know.
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#16
Quote by Blitzraptor007
In Soviet Russia, girlfriend finds YOU!

hence why I tend to stay away from russian girls. They hit hard...
#17
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Will you be getting the sex?


better question would be HOW
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#18
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"I the Russian girl, me of 26 years and I live in Russia"

She's russian, alright!
mmm That's sexy
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#19
How in the hell did you end up with a russian gf?
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#20
Quote by Blitzraptor007
In Soviet Russia, girlfriend finds YOU!


classic, haha.
#21
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PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#22
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How in the hell did you end up with a russian gf?



...communism
#23
Quote by Blitzraptor007
In Soviet Russia, girlfriend finds YOU!


Just like the postal service in Britian

#26
does anyone else see a phishing scam?
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#28
but and I can not find the happiness, second half!!! And I was solved on searches of the man from for borders, can so my happiness, my second half!!!


Sounds legit to me.....
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#29
Nice! Give her the buttsexxings for the pit!
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I'm bringing farts back!
#31
does anyone else see a phishing scam?

oooooh! i do! pick me! pick me!


seriously dude if she asks to buy her a plane ticket to come see you DONT DO IT. say youll come to her. when she doesnt say anything back after that you can thank me.
#32
Awesome I have hundresds of emails from "Mr Paki" saying that he needs me to look after $2,000,000 while he rescues his brother from prison and for me to give him his bank details. I did it but I haven't heard anything back
#34
completely off topic but ive just gotta say


Blitzraptor007 - i absolutely love your sig
made me laugh so much
thanks man!
#36
Quote by greekboy slim
oooooh! i do! pick me! pick me!
seriously dude if she asks to buy her a plane ticket to come see you DONT DO IT. say youll come to her. when she doesnt say anything back after that you can thank me.


I'm not that stupid.


Or rich.


#37
Quote by Vagabond21
My god she sounds so sexy...

Does this remind anyone else of that Aqua teen hunger force episode?


just thinking that.

cant wait to see how this will turn out.
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#38
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Awesome I have hundresds of emails from "Mr Paki" saying that he needs me to look after $2,000,000 while he rescues his brother from prison and for me to give him his bank details. I did it but I haven't heard anything back

...are you serious?! o_O;
thats a scam
#39
She's probably gross as hell.

The Russian government has the hotties on lockdown so they can bring 'em out for the media.
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