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What are UGs best moves to attract the opposite sex, or whatever sex you are attracted to?

what are your most successful pick-up lines/moves?

or some stories on pick-up lines gone wrong, whatever you did, say it here.


I'll start...


If im at a bar, ill get the ice from my drink, throw it on the floor, then say "now that iv broken the ice, my name's ..."

you can see the pity in their eyes, never really works well
#2
"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me"
Works more often than you'd think
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#5
Quote by rickmeister
"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me"
Works more often than you'd think


i have many leatherbound books
#6
when ur at a bar playin sing date rape chicks fall for it
ESP KH-202 emg-hz
ESP KH-502, duncan custom 5, duncan 59
1978 alverez acoustic
Peavey valveking 100 head
line 6 4-12 cabinet
EVH flange, wilson q-wah, boss chorus ensemble, dunlop brick power supply
#7
"You may not know it to look at me, but I can run very, very fast."


-Jerry Seinfeld
#8
"Um, ma'am, im doing a survey on how vaginas taste, and i was wondering if you would like to participate?"
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texas ftw!
we're saving the world, one zombie at a time


Quote by ThePastRecedes
Yo Bob Dylan, I'm really happy for you an I'm gonna let you finish, but Jimi Hendrix had one of the best versions of All Along the Watchtower of all time!
#9
"Hey, I think i've seen you at a bar before. I think it was called Search?"
That being said, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#10
Quote by evhaustin5150
when ur at a bar playin sing date rape chicks fall for it



You're 14...
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#11
Nice shoes....wanna ****?
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#12
One I heard last week...
"I wish you were my homework so I could slam you down on the table and do you all night long."
Not even kidding. I think it worked too. That would be the first successful pickup line use I've ever seen.
#13
You have 206 and six bones in your body, want one more?
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#14
I dont need pick up lines...
i just use sex panther
60% of the time..it works everytime
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#15
'Your dad must be a thief, he stole aaallllllllll the stars from the sky, and put them into your eyes.'

blergh.
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#16
Haha one I heard at Leeds fest - 'Shut the **** up you fat cow, I'll shag you right now if you want.'

And it worked.

Self esteem issues anyone?
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sorry, but were you born a dumbass or did your mom n' dad take turns bashing your head with cinderblocks?

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You know that if you image search "pitbulls humping", all that comes up is a myspace a guy made for their dog?

I didn't actually..
#18
Quote by Nightfyre
One I heard last week...
"I wish you were my homework so I could slam you down on the table and do you all night long."
Not even kidding. I think it worked too. That would be the first successful pickup line use I've ever seen.


dude...this one is AWESOME
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

Quote by hawk_kst
You Sir, have the best signature like ever!
#19
Quote by guio/billie-joe
i have many leatherbound books


my apartment smells of rich mahogany?

edit: damnit beaten!
Last edited by SlicedBread at Sep 20, 2008,
#22
"Hi. My name is [insert name here]. What's yours?"

The one and only pick up line that I will use (if I have to use one ever again).
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Mom <3
Last edited by americablanco at Sep 3, 2008,
#23
Quote by Vader, Darth
Hey, princess, wanna see my lightsabers?


...and then I noticed your user name and avatar.


hahahaha
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#24
Quote by Vader, Darth
Hey, princess, wanna see my lightsabers?


you blatanly joined just to say that
Quote by FrenchyFungus


Awww, thanks Frenchy

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




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#25
Is it hot in here, or are you sexually attractive?
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#27
Quote by Vader, Darth
Hey, princess, wanna see my lightsabers?

hahahaha
Only one day here and you win the thread. I'm going home.
A cookie for you, good sir.
Last edited by Nightfyre at Sep 3, 2008,
#28
Quote by Ed Hunter
You're 14...

whos gives a shit u pedaphile
ESP KH-202 emg-hz
ESP KH-502, duncan custom 5, duncan 59
1978 alverez acoustic
Peavey valveking 100 head
line 6 4-12 cabinet
EVH flange, wilson q-wah, boss chorus ensemble, dunlop brick power supply
#29
Quote by evhaustin5150
whos gives a shit u pedaphile

I do.
Reported for awful spelling and grammar, you little turd.
#30
get into the back of my van...
i think about my life,
and the midnight highway...
the life of a renegade
king


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#31
You're so cute... I'd just love to tickle your bellybutton ..........from the inside ;o

I'd like to kiss you on the lips and then move up to your belly button

Is that a ladder in your tights, or just a stairway to heaven?

Wanna lick the cheez off my dairylea dipper?


I have more, but these are the cream of the crop :P
#32
Originally Posted by Vader, Darth
Hey, princess, wanna see my lightsabers?


Eh...

"Hi. My name is [insert name here]. What's yours?"

The one and only pick up line that I will use (if I have to use one ever again).


Same here, I prefer my chances with a conversation as aposed to some tacky one liner..
multicolour random messge!

FAC 13
"The hacienda must be rebuilt"
#33
Holy **** I can't believe I forgot my nerd/bandy pickup lines.

I wish I were Heliocase so I could unzip your genes.

Baby we'd be dangerous if we'd write music; between the two of us there'd be no rests.

Your father must have been angel, because the proportion of the measurements I took of your shoulder blades, compared to you ribcage, show the capacity for wings. Plus you're ****ing hot.

and finally...(drumroll)
Are you an eight-measure phrase containing dominantly sustained notes of a lower octave? Because you've left me breathless.
(rimshot)
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#34
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
Holy **** I can't believe I forgot my nerd/bandy pickup lines.

I wish I were Heliocase so I could unzip your genes.

Baby we'd be dangerous if we'd write music; between the two of us there'd be no rests.

Your father must have been angel, because the proportion of the measurements I took of your shoulder blades, compared to you ribcage, show the capacity for wings. Plus you're ****ing hot.

and finally...(drumroll)
Are you an eight-measure phrase containing dominantly sustained notes of a lower octave? Because you've left me breathless.
(rimshot)



Oh dear, I think you've pulled
#36
Quote by Teh Jake
Oh dear, I think you've pulled


...
What?
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#38
I need a tayler, cuz you made my pants rip open BURN!
Are you a Sun-Being, cuz your HOT!
Are you a pot head, cuz your SMOKIN!
I had a million more ill post more if i think about it...LOL I actually used these too!
MichaelEMJAYARE
Last edited by Metallica Meat at Sep 3, 2008,
#40
I usually say something like, "Hey gurrl can I holla atchoo?" in a black voice. It works because they usually know I'm joking.
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