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#1
Simple question, of all the musicians out there, which one, if they were to die, would be least surprising. Also, post how you think they would die.

For example, I wouldn't be surprised if the drugs caught up to Josh Homme. An accidental overdose perhaps.
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#2
Gene Hoglan.

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cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#7
Paris Hilton's would be a pleasant surprise...

Actually, I'm thinking Les Paul, cos he's, like, 92. I am not encouraging his death, but it comes to us all sometime...
But it's always the people you least expect: Dimebag, Isaac Hayes, Steve Irwin...
#8
Simple question, of all the musicians out there, which one, if they were to die, would be least surprising. Also, post how you think they would die.

For example, I wouldn't be surprised if the drugs caught up to Josh Homme. An accidental overdose perhaps.


Ah now... I doubt it

My money would have been on boby guillepie a few years ago but these days theres not realy many candidates.. even mr doherty's looking pretty together.
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#9
Herman Li - He could very possibly drink too much more than normal too much, and fall off the stage, head first. This may result in him being impaled by his guitar in his abdominal area. Also, He might crack his neck. However, this might not kill him. He would be rushed to the hospital, and on the way, a jet, who lost power to its engines, would go down on the ambulance, and explode, obliterating him.

I wouldn't be surprised.
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#11
Les Paul or BB King but Les Paul seems to be more likely within the next couple of years. The man is 93 for crying out loud. He's one of guitar idols unlike BB King. It was hard enough for me to get used to Chet Atkins dying
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Herman Li - He could very possibly drink too much more than normal too much, and fall off the stage, head first. This may result in him being impaled by his guitar in his abdominal area. Also, He might crack his neck. However, this might not kill him. He would be rushed to the hospital, and on the way, a jet, who lost power to its engines, would go down on the ambulance, and explode, obliterating him.

I wouldn't be surprised.

He'll shit on your head!
#14
Amy Winehouse.
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#15
axl rose
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#16
lemmy
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#17
Isaac Hayes.


Wait...
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#19
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Probably Keith Richards or Amy Winehouse.
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#20
amy whinehouse and pete doherty. drug overdose
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#21
Scott Weiland!!!
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That oughta do it.

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Herman Li- why is this guitar so big?

Stage guy- because its a bass herman

#23
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#25
Keith Richards or Lemmy from Motorhead
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#26
Britney spears or Amy winehouse.
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#27
Willy Nelson

I mean you take a man that's 150 years old and add drugs...


and I guess you got Keith Richards...

minus snorting your pops ashes
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#28
Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
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#29
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Ah now... I doubt it

My money would have been on boby guillepie a few years ago but these days theres not realy many candidates.. even mr doherty's looking pretty together.



best quote about gillespie - he's too clever to let all the shit catch up with him, but too stupid not to be rock and roll as hell.
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#30
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lemmy


Lemmy can only die when his mole is pierced.

And, since it is construced of the heaviest matter in the universe, he is virtually immortal.
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B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

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cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#31
lemmy or amy winehouse from OD-ing
and
BB king Buddy guy or les paul from age, i love all of them though(cept les pauls music, inventions were great though)
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#32
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Already dead people don't count!



umm amy winehouse is still alive.

But i wouldnt be surprised if she popped it.
#33
what about ****ing nikki sixx?

how the hell does his body still work?
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#37
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Amy Winehouse.


Can't believe it took two thirds of the first page for some one to state the obvious.
#39
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what about ****ing nikki sixx?

how the hell does his body still work?

I heard he's a happy sober family man now.

Which is hard to believe about the author of "The Heroin Diaries"
#40
Pete Doherty actually 'died' for a minute or two a few days ago, so I won't be surprised when he actually does die.
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