#1
I met Natalie Portman and Brittney Murphy last night at this film festival in london. I got both of their numbers.

Who should i ring first?
#2
I should probably have their numbers... for comparison and research purposes.
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#4
Both, simultaneously. It's calling multitasking you neanderthal.
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#8
i call bullshit
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#9
The one you think will remeber you better.
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#12
Both simultaniously on two phones and put the phones together..
multicolour random messge!

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#14
Don't forget to call Dick Cheney: 1-800-Fuck-you
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