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Yeah, I have a major problem, and for once I will turn to the pit for help.
So I got this girl pregnant. We decided to keep and it I'm staying around. While this is a huge problem in and of itself, considering Im 17, (18 and hopefully graduated by the time its born) and she's 17. No idea how Im gonna pay for all this or whatnot but thats 8 months away. Problem at the moment: I was planning on telling my parents after I turn 18 in april. But her dad wants to talk to my parents about all this. He wanted to call today but she got him to wait a week. I cant even begin to contemplate how my parents will react or how I should tell them. HELP please!!!

EDIT: I used a fucking condom, it broke so stop with the damn "shouldve used a condom" bullshit.
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#2
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#3
Next time you have sex use a condom then she wont be pregnant anymore.
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Tell them it's an early christmas present.
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#6
Serves you right. Next time, use a condom. Make sure your parents are drunk before you tell them. It makes telling bad news easier (Unless they are the aggressive drunks type).
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#7
There is only one way!!!!!

"If I tell you this news and you don't freak out I will trade you all my Pokemon"

That should get em!

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#8
Man, there are A LOT of kids getting other kids pregnant on here, I hope it's a coincidence.... WRAP IT B4 YOU SLAP IT FFS!!! Anyways, your parents are gonna find out either way, man up and show them your mature enough to handle it.
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#9
Please everybody don't say abortion. He already said he was going to keep it.
It just gets so annoying when all you read is:

Abortion.

or

F**** tat man u shud get an abrotion cuz yr life iz over.

To the TS, just break it to them. There's not to much you can do with telling the parents.

The GF's parents know but your's don't? Are your GF's parents incredibly tight or something? They're actually going to wait a week?
#11
normally I'd laugh at posts like these, but Im honestly about to cry.
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#12
Tell them while in a good mood, then that will take bit off of the tension, not all though

act like you are really looking forward to this.
and also, what age were your parents when you were born?
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#13
seriously guys, i know this is the pit and all but be a bit nicer!
hopefully your parents will eventually get over it. admittedly you will get a hard time at the start, mostly due to their shock. but over time, they'll get used to the idea and hopefully support you in whatever ways possible
good luck man!
#14
that sucks. a lot. just hope your parents will understand and not disown you or something
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#15
This is what you do. Round up all of the parents, yours and hers. Then, bring the girl over.
Then, kill the girl in front of them and start furiously masturbating over her dead body, all while singing "Wonderful Tonight".
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Just get a job and start earning money and tell them you're serious about it.

Already have a job.
And yeah, she went to planned parenthood to make sure and she had no way other then to tell her dad.
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#17
don't kill yourself


go back in time and use a rubber
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#19
Jesus didn't you tell her not to swallow!?

Now you gone and got her pregnant.
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Next time you have sex use a condom then she wont be pregnant anymore.



And is that a Clerks reference in your user title? Or are you just racist?
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#21
I have to ask, did there happen to be a "Hey pit, help me score with this chick" thread a couple of weeks ago? Cuz I always expect to see threads like this after.

EDIT: when telling your/her parents say you watched Juno.

Better yet, say it was conceived while watching Juno. Shift the blame as much as you can.
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I have to ask, did there happen to be a "Hey pit, help me score with this chick" thread a couple of weeks ago? Cuz I always expect to see threads like this after.

No, not from me. This is a first, I know better than to ask the pit for help but idk where to turn to. My freinds all just tell me 'that sucks' or 'awwww I feel so sorry for you'
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#24
You're gonna have to get a job (if you don't already) and earn money to pay for the family you now have to support.

So, did you not use a condom? what was going through your head ? "i don't have a condom but i'm going to **** her anyway, it's not like she can get pregnant..." doh.


If you did use one and she still got knocked up then i actually feel for you, otherwise, in the words of Red Foreman, "DUMBASS!" haha.


Seriously though, good luck bro, show 'em all you can handle it.
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I don't know what to say seeing as i am younger than you

but i would just like to say best of luck
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#26
I agree.
Show you're serious about it by getting a job/getting into a good course or something and ask your parents to give you some money for now, which you'll pay back later when you have a good job.
What are you planning on doing after you graduate?

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You're gonna have to get a job (if you don't already) and earn money to pay for the family you now have to support.

So, did you not use a condom? what was going through your head ? "i don't have a condom but i'm going to **** her anyway, it's not like she can get pregnant..." doh.


If you did use one and she still got knocked up then i actually feel for you, otherwise, in the words of Red Foreman, "DUMBASS!" haha.


Seriously though, good luck bro, show 'em all you can handle it.

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And is that a Clerks reference in your user title? Or are you just racist?


I'm not racist. I'm taking it back.

TS : abortion unless you want to piss away your future prospects because if you don't prioritize this child's life over yours you'll be a lousy parent.
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I agree.
Show you're serious about it by getting a job/getting into a good course or something and ask your parents to give you some money for now, which you'll pay back later when you have a good job.
What are you planning on doing after you graduate?

-Jayke

planning on college, but I dont see that happening anymore
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#31
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No, not from me. This is a first, I know better than to ask the pit for help but idk where to turn to. My freinds all just tell me 'that sucks' or 'awwww I feel so sorry for you'



Then you know this thread won't help at all other than to vent your frustration and gives lulz to a few pit monkeys.
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I'm not racist. I'm taking it back.

TS : abortion unless you want to piss away your future prospects because if you don't prioritize this child's life over yours you'll be a lousy parent.

already did decide to prioritize child's life over mine.
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#33
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Next time you have sex use a condom then she wont be pregnant anymore.


I lol'd at this, not quite sure why.

Yeah... Me and my girlfriend just got to the point of talking about having kids together, but it isnt going to happen any time soon because neither of us is ready for it.

Good luck though

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#34
^Yup. Wearing a condom is no guarentee that she won't get pregnant. That is the risk you take when you have sex friend. It sucks. MY step brother get his girlfriend pregnant when he was 16.

Best thing you can do is just tell your parents and take whatever they throw at you. I know everything is terrible right now, but in the long run, everything will be ok. Once the baby is born things tend to get easier. Paying for it can be a bitch and your life is going to change a lot, but what is done is done.

Good luck.
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I'm not racist. I'm taking it back.

I don't say this often, but you sir, WIN.

And to TS: Adoption is always an option. It's right there in Adoption.
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Falcon Punch!!!!!!!

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already did decide to prioritize child's life over mine.


That's a mature decision you're making but I hope you realize what this actually means.
Just don't freak out. Nobody is really ready to have their first kid.
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That's a mature decision you're making but I hope you realize what this actually means.
Just don't freak out. Nobody is really ready to have their first kid.

Ive already accepted what it means, and already freaked out. But then I made a plan on how to deal with all this. At the moment I really just need to figure out the whole parents issue. At age 18 I was gonna get a second job and an apartment. Then tell my parents, but now, idk. I honestly dont know
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