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#2
I only get hard thinking about the lord.
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#4
It's called freaking. Or grinding. Or being a whore.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#7
Some chick tried to "grind" against me but i shoved her off as she is the slut of my town. The only grinding i want to do is to Napalm Death.

...Or with Kensai
#8
most of the girls in my school smoke and are sluts. so yea, most of the time
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

Quote by geetarguy13

I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
#9
Quote by Kensai
I only get hard thinking about the lord.


that made me lol righteously, and for that I must thank you
#14
lame... i cant get hard unless i cry and laugh at the same time
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#15
no, my chick likes to rest her hand in that "area" so i hav lots of practice keepin him controlled
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

Gear:
Fender MIM HSS Strat (Wine Red)
VOX Valvetronix VT20+
Kay K390 Acoustic
#17
even the sluttiest girls in my school refuse to do that to me (and no i dont go up to them and go "you bitch grind on dis dick") but if they did, yes i would
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#18
Quote by burrit0
cuz im out here grindin

I don't care bout nobody say..imma be me..... stay hood, stay real...cuz im out here grindin
Quote by Hakanku
I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#21
lol...
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#22
Quote by Kensai
I only get hard thinking about the lord.



When will you stop?!
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#23
its called grinding
and yes!
Guitars:
'13 MIM Fender Strat - '05 Epi G-400
Amps:
Fender HRD - VHT Special 6 Ultra -
Jet City JCA20H - Mesa Rectifier 2x12
Pedulz:
Slash Wah - OCD v1.7 - Red Llama MKII -
Big Muff Pi - Carbon Copy - Phase 90 - Ditto Looper
#24
No because I'm usually drunk. But I always wear two pair of underwear just in case. I have before though but it ended up being a good thing...
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#25
Quote by imdeth
Kensai, everything you say is siggable. I dub thee king of the pit


You're seriously trying to get sigged by Kensai, right?


I have never danced with a chick... nor have I ever been to a dance where chicks were grinding. It might be awfully hard to keep him down though.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#26
Quote by Ichikurosaki
I get hard when the wind blows.


You'd love Louisiana.

Ouch
UG's Batman



NOW WITHOUT CHRISTIAN BALE'S "GRUFF" LISPY VOICE!


Batman doesn't need Christmas to wear his Santa hat.
#27
i have never done this blasphemy....yet
imdeth, you're so sigged dude
Quote by imdeth
The only grinding i want to do is to Napalm Death.
Quote by the humanity
you get humanitarian of the day award.
#30
No, I don't dance and I never grind. It's too close to grindcore and -core makes me feel dirty in a bad kind of way.

Besides, I can only get hard after torturing a nubile, pale skinned girl with fiery eyes and lovely brown hair.


I don't even know what the word "nubile" means, I just heard it in a movie I can't remember the name of.
#31
Quote by McLovin-
You're seriously trying to get sigged by Kensai, right?


>_>

<_<

It could happen

Quote by Steve The Plank
I bet you're a hit with the ladies.


Why yes, i am.
#32
Just thinking about getting hard gets me hard
The Real Deal Holyfield
#34
Quote by Trefellin
No, I don't dance and I never grind. It's too close to grindcore and -core makes me feel dirty in a bad kind of way.

Besides, I can only get hard after torturing a nubile, pale skinned girl with fiery eyes and lovely brown hair.


I don't even know what the word "nubile" means, I just heard it in a movie I can't remember the name of.


Main Entry: nu·bile
Pronunciation: \ˈnü-ˌbī(-əl, ˈnyü-, -bəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: French, from Latin nubilis, from nubere to marry — more at nuptial
Date: circa 1642
1 : of marriageable condition or age
2 : sexually attractive —used of a young woman
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Stop Performing Meathook Sodomy On Yourself
#35
Quote by Steve The Plank
I bet you're a hit with the ladies.


I've just realized how much I love the pit. And I'm not at my school's dance going on now. I hate the things, but I suppose depending on the person, your kickstand may go up.
#38
Quote by lp_breaker
you dance with a girl but in a way that her ass touches your penis?


This excuse will not hold up in court! when your there on rape charges!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#40
Quote by slaveofsatan
Main Entry: nu·bile
Pronunciation: \ˈnü-ˌbī(-əl, ˈnyü-, -bəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: French, from Latin nubilis, from nubere to marry — more at nuptial
Date: circa 1642
1 : of marriageable condition or age
2 : sexually attractive —used of a young woman


Thank you muchly.
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