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#1
That's right! Another 'choose your own adventure' thread. I thought i would combine the idea with creepypasta so hopefully this will be slightly different to the 'teenagery' CYOA threads that i've seen recently

So lets begin

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"Another day over!" you think to yourself as you head home from work, taking the usual route home in your sorry excuse for a car, a long dreary hours drive ahead of you. It was a cold Autumn evening, the calm breeze gently coaxing the leaves and litter from one place to another, the sun setting behind the rolling hills of the horizon. You slip out onto the motorway and pass by all the familiar landmarks that you have come to recognise over the years. Almost half an hour into your journey you notice a sign barring your route home... "Road closed for maintenance". You curse as you follow the diverted route, this would surely make you late for Will and Grace, which you never miss. It isn't until an hour later that you realise there are no longer any other cars on the road, infact you hadn't seen any signs of civilisation for quite some time now... you shrug it off and continue on your way. Gradually the road wears out and becomes nothing more than a mere dirt track, the lack of humanity and your surroundings in general were beginning to make you feel uneasy. You are unsure what to do next...

A) pull over and get your map out from the glove compartment.
B) do a U-turn and retrace your steps.
C) keep on going, you're bound to get back on track sooner or later.

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I would appreciate it if everyone could post their choice in this sort of format, will make it easier to keep tabs on what choice is winning:
Quote by Poster 1

I vote A

A - 1
B - 0
C - 0

Quote by Poster 2

*Votes C

A - 1
B - 0
C - 1

Quote by Poster 3

A

A - 2
B - 0
C - 1

etc...
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
Last edited by tobysaurus at Sep 3, 2008,
#3
B seems pragmatic.

EDIT

A - 0
B - 1
C - 1
"My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require." - Edward Elgar
#5
B. Who wants to bet it leads back to where you started?
Oh, and I like this idea. Too many "teen" CYOA.
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#7
A-
B-
C- 3
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#10
Ok C wins. It amazes me how some people can't follow simple instructions but oh well.

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You continue down the dirt track, if you're lucky you can still catch the end of Will and Grace! The track was now becoming increasingly irregular, at times you find you are driving over nothing more than grass, clearly noone had been down this way for a long time. Suddenly you are thrown up in the air and land with a thud back in your seat... you had hit a large bump in the road, you stop the car and get out to investigate. You find a large rock sticking out from the ground, "lucky it missed my tyres!" you think to yourself and climb back into the car and set off again. A few minutes later the car rolls to a stop. "Damn out of petrol!", you slam your fists against the steering wheel and once again step out of the car. The rock had torn a large hole in the underside of the car, looking back you can see a thin trail where the petrol has leaked, you can't believe your luck, stranded in the middle of nowhere and it was getting dark. "What now?" you mutter...

A) Continue on foot.
B) Stay where you are until morning.
C) Try and phone for help.
D) Get on the roof of the car and dance.

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Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#12
A-0
B-1
C -0
D -1
Put on some pants, its time to dance! -The Happy Phrase

Quote by Alice Cooper
The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

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Banned because... Disaster, you good sir, are a f*cking genius!
#15
I guess this idea wasn't very popular
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#16
A-0
B-3
C-0
D-2
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#17
A-0
B-3
C-0
D-3
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#20
A-0
B-5
C-0
D-4

lets try be a bit serious here
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#21
A-0
B-5
C-0
D-5

I voted d, but after thats done just follow it up with B
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Does anyone know any fun recipes?
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Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
WTF ARE YOU ON?
#22
A-0
B-5
C-0
D-6
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#24
Quote by technocheese
if i get fucking bel aired i'm going to kill you

A-0
B-5
C-0
D-7


A-0
B-6
C-0
D-7

ANyone know why UG keeps breaking?
#27
E)start a nonsense screaming match with a crazy homeless guy.

A-0
B-7
C-0
D-8
E-1
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#28
Quote by GmacD
E)start a nonsense screaming match with a crazy homeless guy.

A-0
B-7
C-0
D-8
E-1

That comes later. With luck. Be patient
Put on some pants, its time to dance! -The Happy Phrase

Quote by Alice Cooper
The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

Quote by RhyseOrtiz
Banned because... Disaster, you good sir, are a f*cking genius!
#30
Quote by Twisted Magnum
My god this thread is massive fail.
not only that, but its slower that hell
Put on some pants, its time to dance! -The Happy Phrase

Quote by Alice Cooper
The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

Quote by RhyseOrtiz
Banned because... Disaster, you good sir, are a f*cking genius!
#32
A-0
B-7
C-0
D-9
E-1
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#33
FFS

You get on the car and dance like a motherfucker on speed. In your drug induced hallucination however, you gain superhuman stamina and painstakingly reach a no-name convenience store seemingly in the middle of nowhere. As you walk in however, there is no cashier, no life, but somehow the entire store is already up and running like normal. The door behind you automatically opens and closes.

You feel like having some Funyuns, so you grab 2 bags and leave $5 by the register. But the door wont open. In fact, it is the only door in the entire store, not even any windows. You try to bash the door open, but to no avail.

You try the telephone, but discover that it is perfectly clean and untouched. There is only static when you pick it up.

In fact, every object and surface in the store seems untouched and perfectly brand new.

There is tiny inconspicous hole in the floor, one that any passerby would never notice. You discover it after 10 minutes of desperate but futile escape. Since you have nowhere to go, you:

A. Inspect the hole
B. Try to bash the door again
C. Try talking into the phone
D. Masturbate furiously
#35
a:1
b:0
c:1
d:0

wtf happened to this thread, i actually thought it had potential
Gear
-Ibanez RG321 ( /w D-Sonic)
-Agile AL-3100 (/w Custom + '59)
-Yamaha FG730S
-Crybaby 535Q
-Keeley TS-9
-ISP Decimator
-B-52 AT-212
Quote by Mental-lica
My hats off to you mr. lanzaa and you can put this in your sig

M en
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#36
a;1
b;0
c;1
d;1

had to be done
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#37
a;1
b;0
c;2
d;1

bumpity bump
(if anyone cares to write)

a bit old though
My meh gear:
ESP LTD MH-400NT
Peavey Raptor Plus EXP
Digitech RP90
Digitech Bad Monkey
Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi (WTS)
Crate GT15 (SHIT)

GAS:
Peavey 6505 112 combo
MXR 10-band EQ
Ibanez TS-9
Boss HR-2
Compressor (open to suggestions)
#40
a-1
b-0
c-2
d-3
My Gear

Fender 2006 Highway 1 Stratocaster with SD Hot rails on Bridge
ESP LTD F-104 Bass
Roland Cube 30
Boss 0D 20 Overdrive/Distortion Pedal
Dunlop Cry Baby Wah
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