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make bread?


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#8
what do you call a girl with a yeast infection?

burger with cheese
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#10
i didnt know men could get yeast infections.

go see a doctor dude. seriously

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what do you call a girl with a yeast infection?

burger with cheese


i know a better one...

why did god invent yeast infections?

so women too would know what its like living with an irritating c*nt
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#11
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make bread?

+1

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#12
First of all.
What do you call an Ethiopian woth a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Secondly.

I think you just tell your mom and deal with it.
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What are your symptoms.
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EDIT: dude you can go by yourself to the doctor you don't need mommy to be there with you.
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#28
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the head....uber tiny.




Maybe you should RISE above your fears and tell your mom.
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#29
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i slight irritation/itch.
redness/and small little bumps around the head....uber tiny.

...girlfriend with a yeast infection...

Yeah... That's not a yeast infection....
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#34
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its a yeast infection...

Oh... Well, while your argument is fool proof, given all your strong points and supporting evidences, I will now one up you.

What you think you have is Trichomoniasis. Which if you did your research, you'd find you don't have.

Edit: So in the words of McLovin, "read a ****ing book for once!"
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#35
I will take a guess and say its on your dick right?if so and you got the balls take a glass that you can fit your dick in and make it long or short enough to fit you whole dick in and get warm not hot water and fill the glass up to the top to were it hits the top of the your dick and get some sea salt and mix it up untill it is dissolved [make sure it all dissolved]and stick you willy in the glass for about 7-10 minutes and then if you can take a piss,do this about 3-4 times a day and by the next day it will help,my friend had this yeast infection on his peter and called his doctor and told him to do this and it was gone by 2 days of this.[btw this will work on other body parts to if its not your dick]the reason i say if you got the balls to do this is it will make your dick itch so ****ing much you wanna go bme on your self but this will work if it does not you dont have a yeast infection,good luck!!!
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#36
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Oh... Well, while your argument is fool proof, given all your strong points and supporting evidences, I will now one up you.

What you think you have is Trichomoniasis. Which if you did your research, you'd find you don't have.

Edit: So in the words of McLovin, "read a ****ing book for once!"

thats....def...not what i have..


when did i say i thought that?

i have a yeast infection....on account that i have the symptoms of one.
and my girlfriend has a yeast infection..

theres my supporting evidence
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#39
I've heard horror stories of guys screwing chicks with yeast infections and one guy went down on a girl in a dark room, and when he resurfaced and turned the light on, his mouth was covered in thick whitey-yellow stuff.
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I've heard horror stories of guys screwing chicks with yeast infections and one guy went down on a girl in a dark room, and when he resurfaced and turned the light on, his mouth was covered in thick whitey-yellow stuff.

Eww.
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