#1
after my last thread closed i took i upon myself to see how many people read the entire first post to prevent themselves from looking stupid.
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=950022&highlight=i+think+my+girlfriend

i have deduced that aproximately 10.3% of the pit will not read the whole post in a thread.

i must admit the number is smaller than i had expected at first
#3
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it's kinda stupid that you sigged yourself



yeah, it is.
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#8
Yeah I still have to go get school supplies too.......

EDIT: oh sorry, I didn't read your post.
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#9
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So whats the research?


10/97 people in the thread posted in the first post did clearly not read the first post in its entirety
#10
I read the whole first post.

Because I'm not stupid and have nothing better to do.
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#11
It would be easier to read all the way through if you didn't make all the I's red...
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#12
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10/97 people in the thread posted in the first post did clearly not read the first post in its entirety

its usually the case of tl;dr.
#13
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It would be easier to read all the way through if you didn't make all the I's red...


thats just cause i searched it to find it
#14
fap
rape
I CUM BLOOD
*insert generic pit post here*

but seriously i usually read the whole first page
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#15
Just so you know, I read your first post. And I found it amusing. (But I haven't read a single post in this one.)
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#16
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Yeah I still have to go get school supplies too.......

EDIT: oh sorry, I didn't read your post.



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