#2
I cried during doomsday, mainly because the movie was so hilariously bad, it had a gimp chained to the hood of a car for god's sake
#3
When the cyclops goes in bed with Harold, just cause my friend's reaction was priceless.
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#4
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When the cyclops goes in bed with Harold, just cause my friend's reaction was priceless.


Ah, yea, that one is really close. When they find him in the basement, that was funny enough, but when he is in the bed...for absolutely no reason except to get laughs...that was unbelievably hilarious.
#6
Nick Angel: Emergency
Man on phone: The Swan's gone missing!
Angel: And where has the gone missing from?
Man: The Farm.
Angel: And Who might you be?
Man: Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
Angel: P.I. Staker? Right, "Piss taker!" Come on!
*cuts to Angel talking to Staker*
Angel: Ok, Mr. Staker, what did the swan look like?

or something to that extent.
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#9
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/gahbahlah2/RCmarina.jpg

Hasn't even come out yet, but I swear I've watched this 5 times now and everytime the black guy says the line about han and leia and star wars.....I pissed myself laughing.

(link to a redband "rated r" trailer. fair warning)
#10
The dinner scene in Talladega Nights.

Dear lord baby Jesus....
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#13
dewey cox - when he's talking to elvis. i piss myself whenever i see that.
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#14
she turned me into a newt scene in monty python
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#15
fight scene in anchorman.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#16
When Borat and that fat guy who's name escapes me at the moment are fighting naked in the hotel.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#17
The body Waxing scene in "40 Year old Virgin"

TITTYFUK!!!
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#18
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fight scene in anchorman.

This!!

Also The "I love lamp" scene
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#22
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Nick Angel: Emergency
Man on phone: The Swan's gone missing!
Angel: And where has the gone missing from?
Man: The Farm.
Angel: And Who might you be?
Man: Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
Angel: P.I. Staker? Right, "Piss taker!" Come on!
*cuts to Angel talking to Staker*
Angel: Ok, Mr. Staker, what did the swan look like?

or something to that extent.



Angel: When's your birthday?
Kid: The 22nd of January.
Angel: What year?
Kid: Every year!

I found that surprisingly funny
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#23
the woods scene in pineapple express comes to mind right now.
Also the Maid of the Mist freakout in Bruce Almighty and the first 15 minutes of superbad.
#24
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
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#25
"Ohhh, Veronica Vaughn, soooo hot, want to touch the hiney, owwwwwww OUUUUUU!!!!!"

-Billy Madison
#26
I know its not a comedy, but I only saw thi sfilm the other night and still think its solid gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec-8mD_BhrU
El-Danny

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#27
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"Ohhh, Veronica Vaughn, soooo hot, want to touch the hiney, owwwwwww OUUUUUU!!!!!"

-Billy Madison

^ oh really fool!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#28
All of Dumb and Dumber.
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I love ham, I'm gay!!!

Buy fresh sliced deli ham and stop being a bitch. Also, never microwave ham ever, it's in strict violation of ham law.
#29
I thought the 2nd Harald and Kumar was a very weak written comedy with little jokes and bad story line. Th first one was good though.
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#30
John C. Riely wins at all funny comedies
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#31
the scene in the jerk where he finds out he's adopted and his mom has to break to him that he won't grow up to be black
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
always a rockstar on eMpty TV,
the lesson complete, now the child has needs.
#32
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fight scene in anchorman.
+1

"That escalated quickly!... I mean, that really got out of hand!"
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I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#34
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John C. Riely wins at all funny comedies

The Temptations!!
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