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So my ladyfried is coming over shortly to have sex for the first time (for both of us) and I was wondering, what the hell do I do for the next 15 minutes or so to kill time?
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#3
fap?

Edit: damn.
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Fap so you can last longer when she gets there



man...this is golden advice
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what the hell do I do for the next 15 minutes or so to kill time?

That's what she'll be thinking when your done secksing her.
#9
Think about how nervous you're going to be so that when she gets there you puke. Poke holes in all your condoms. Take a dump and don't wipe. Learn a new dance. Make her a waffle.

I would appreciate all of the above.
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#10
It takes awhile to get into my "lovin' suit" so all my lady friends know what your going through.

Hang in there, youngin'
#11
giv urself a stranger
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Think about how nervous you're going to be so that when she gets there you puke. Poke holes in all your condoms. Take a dump and don't wipe. Learn a new dance. Make her a waffle.

I would appreciate all of the above.


I lol'd so hard...
#13
Eat bacon. Take pictures. Write this shit down in your man diary son. Take one last look in the mirror because tonight is your last night as a boy.
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Fap so you can last longer when she gets there


This!

Very good advice, follow it.
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#18
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Manscape your pubes


This, and wear a condom. Or just falcon punch in a couple months for good measures.
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#19
show her that you posted it online so you have more time to think about what to do
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Fap so you can last longer when she gets there

you stole my avatar, but i follow your opinion
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#23
Make sure the video camera is working.
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you stole my avatar, but i follow your opinion



I hate it, but it was the only decent one I could find in the list of avatars that they have... I have been frantically looking for a new one.

Anyways...

Let us know how bad it was when you come back in 10 minutes after she gets done laughing and leaves
#30
work out so you look buff
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#34
dude don't think about it because you'll get nervous then you either wont be able to get it up, or not be able to bust, most likely both
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That's what she'll be thinking when your secksing her.



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#36
Make sure you have a condom, or more than one.

Also, post here next time: http://ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543236

You will be told what you need to do to be ready, and the answers will be better.
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When in doubt, rub one out. That's the way the Cold War was won.

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I hate it, but it was the only decent one I could find in the list of avatars that they have... I have been frantically looking for a new one.

yeah i hate it too, but i dont care anymore.
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